As I trawled through the past fortnight’s search terms, I found myself either salivating or gagging. Can you guess what did what?
angelina jolie looking dirty
Hello! I assume she’s dirty – why else would she be licking herself?
angelina jolie bathing suit
Don’t mind if I do.
spn fan fiction jared raped his co- star jensen first time
I don’t think so! Look how much these dudes love one another. There’s nothing forced about it.
using childrens popular culture in the primary classroom
Seems like a good idea!
drag king barbie
Looking good. I’m not sure what’s going on with Skipper. Lady Gaga dragged through a hedge?
AKA the reason I knew I’d be watching Community for keeps. Gotta love a doppelganger.
Ron Swanson, my favourite Parks and Recreation character, has a thing for Tammys. He married two – and his mother was one too…
sodapop curtis from the outsiders abs
Hello my pretty!
homer simpson eating healthy
I see most of the major food groups represented here. The Sun seems to think he’d make a good poster boy for healthy eating…
jensen ackles baby
I’d know those eyes anywhere… anytime.
lesbian girls in super heels
They will kick your ass… and then make out.
barbie ken sex
what saturday morning animated series, based on a hit tv show, added a dog named mr. cool and and girl from the future named cupcake to its cast? their mission was to return to 1957 milwaukee.
You seem to know a lot about a show that you don’t know the name of!
natalie portman naked?
Watch Closer. She plays a stripper.
genderfuck skirt man
Marc Jacobs – pulling it off. While putting it on.
Just a hint – like her smile. Lisa keeps it classy.
big coloring book of vaginas
I’m not really sure you’d get to use all the colours in the paintbox…
cigarette smoking babes
Baby Herman, from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? He ain’t afraid of stunting his growth.
how to draw a over the top unicorn wing
Follow these instructions and I’m, um, sure you can come up with something like the above.
what do people wear in camden
I look around, jostled at all sides, and I see this sort of thing through the grime and grease…
steve o pcp saved my life
Wow! We’re pretty great, aren’t we?
why is nathan fillion getting fat
This again!! Sigh. I’m not saying he IS getting fat, but if he was, I’d blame Keri Russell’s pies.
frum jew playing with her boobs
eyes cute shrek
Don’t be fooled.
morally wrong to break up niles and mels marriage for daphne
Meh, maybe… but didn’t most people want these crazy kids to get together? And why are you still dwelling on this, 11 years later? There are plenty more will-they-wont-they couples to agonise over. Try The Vampire Diaries.
vaginal egg laying porn
Careful! One thing will lead to another and the next thing you know, you’ll have a baby with the voice of Bruce Willis. Or Roseanne. Shudder.
american pie slutty
The pie wasn’t slutty, it was taken advantage of. Yes, Jim, you SHOULD be ashamed of yourself.
lesbians romance over 40
Ellen’s 53 and seems to have a good thing going with the almost-40-year-old Portia de Rossi.
oscar the grouch, grumpy
Weirdly, there are more pics on Google of Oscar smiling than looking remotely grouchy.