I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.
But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.
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Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?
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Here’s a blurry picture of something which appears to fit that. Quite frankly, I’m surprised that the internet doesn’t have more love for Kristin Kreuk in a cat-suit.
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Which sounds like the best potential new Playmate?
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Good luck finding pictures of this Dragon’s Lair character appropriately dressed instead!
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If you feel that your children are incapable of understanding a proper map you should probably just give up and disown them.
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in 2005, jared was cast in the role of the endearing & troubled sam winchester on “supernatural,” opposite actor, jensen ackles. his brilliant portrayal of sam has brought so much to this show, and it wouldn’t be nearly as amazing without him. jared is also actively involved with the charities: adogsliferescue.org & stjude.org. he is married to actress, genevieve cortese & they are expecting a baby in …
Don’t stop there, you tease!
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I assume this is relevant to your interests.
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If you were going to choose a Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty song as the soundtrack for a baseball video why wouldn’t you pick ‘Centerfield’?! It’s about baseball!
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I’m not sure if that’s about a longing to pee, or it taking a long time to do so. Or what it has to do with us.
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I am utterly disgusted! It’s only October, it’s not time to be thinking about Christmas yet. FOR SHAME.
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I barely remember what sunshine is like myself.
poor children toons
They can’t even afford colour…
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No, that’s just what Daniel Radcliffe’s face looks like.
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Our mascots, Cowboy Jensen and Jared, do seem to spend a lot of time nekkid:
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That girl’s naaaasty:
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Well colour me shocked.
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As if that’s weird for New York, have you seen how the Gossip Girl characters dress?
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More proof that How I Met Your Mother‘s Ted is simply awful, as if it was needed.
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She looks bizarre as a blonde!
FASCINATING BEYOND BELIEF:
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Don’t mock the classics.
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Proving that no one ‘s are pretty:
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Here’s Congressman David Wu, I bet he’d get on with Dean Pelton from Community:
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There’s quite a lot of things which fall within the bounds of not being naked lesbian porn. Here’s one that I’m quite sure you need in your life:
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If it’s infinite how can it have gone away to need to come back again? Whatever it is we’re talking about.
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The Corpse Husband, surely?
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Yes. This. His bizarre over-enunciation was one of the many things that put me off Being Human.
jared padalecki riding a unicorn
What, this one?
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what brand of cigarettes does nathan smoke in misfits, how to get hair like that irish guy from misfits and what is that dark blue jacket nathan wears in misfits
Who the hell cares, he’s left the show. Sob.
I’m going to hope this is a weird Hallowe’en costume for someone’s pet, because it’s far too early to be thinking about taxidermy Christmas decorations.
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This sounds like a job for a 3D printer, and maybe a homonym-checker.
why do the bing bang theory guys dress like the 80’s
A valid question (if you replace ‘bing’ with ‘big’ at any rate). Maybe that’s the last time anyone considered them cool? Except Sheldon, obviously. He’s always cool.
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We are not LinkedIn. Also, Hot Topic is not punk rock, and the Earth is not flat.
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The Supernatural boys are so pretty they could probably distract one from noticing ugly royals on screen, but I’m not sure they could do the job so well in prose, which makes the idea truly scary.
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Google isn’t quite sentient enough to know who you are when you’re using it to search for stuff on the web…at least I hope it isn’t.
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It’s ok to let letters sit next to each other you know. Check out Miss Penn’s review of this children’s book anyway.
consequences of homophobia:
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Which song? ‘Gloomy Sunday’ is apparently the saddest:
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Moulin Rouge certainly never gave me that impression.
knave of hearts costume
Don’t take wearing one as an excuse to steal some tarts.
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It’s funny cos it’s true.
round map of the world
I think we’re just calling that a globe these days.
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Is this a list of spell ingredients?
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It’s really not all that complicated.
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Naw, I think you’ve got the wrong kinky Texan. You want some Friedman:
Pfft, I feel that reading “I secretly think that Frasier Crane is annoying” over and over again would get old pretty fast.
Listen to ‘I’ve Had Harry Potter Inside Me’ by The Whomping Willows, it sounds right up your street:
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Wait, there’s racism in Disney films? Say what?
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Amazingly, not that difficult to find examples. Apparently there’s a whole world of sneeze fetishism.
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Well that basically describes this entire endeavour, good stuff.
I hope you haven’t been too traumatised by all of this, and are able to enjoy your Hallowe’en festivities in style!