It’s time for another Search Term Sunday, and this week I’ve wrested back control from Ms Elaine E. Ouse who likes to tell you lies about my birthday.
(Or maybe she’s just not available to bully into doing it for me. Whatever.)
Anyway, it’s certainly time to investigate the strangeness of the search terms which led people to the site this week:
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With persistence like that, you deserve some topless Ackles at the very least:
…Jensen say his lines rather than interrupting with laughter and farts?
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Not one of our Playmates. Yet.
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While he didn’t get nekkid during the opening number of the Tony Awards, he did rip off his clothes:
I think Rachel may have one:
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Well howdy, Cowboy Jared.
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Obviously reading is sexy (especially when you’re reading about yourself being full frontal) but what’s this “Jason” stuff about? If you’re going to mess with Jensen Ackles’ name you may as well just marry him off to Jared, as TV Guide did.
The way that Grim Reaper Georgia Lass appeared to the living after her death in Dead Like Me. That’d be the scary looking one on the right by the way:
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“Bobos” is apparently Portuguese for “fools”. I don’t know where anyone would get that idea about them.
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This picture of Ron Jeremy is truly a thing of beauty, and hella gay:
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You can’t go wrong with Jenny McCarthy.
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How did you know?
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Isis King was the first trans woman to appear on America’s Next Top Model.
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Here’s a doll (supposedly) dressed as Sienna Miller instead:
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How very dare you?!
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I don’t think he has one. Sorry.
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That’s pretty much what happened in the first episode of Young Americans.
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Combine those two images, and you’ve almost got it!
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How about a lady dressed as Daphne instead?
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A magnifying glass and some…stuff.
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Whut? I’m hoping that’s an awful typo and it’s supposed to say “Danny Jensen tandem”.
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It’s got some letters of the alphabet anyway.
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6’4. He’s called Jared and likes to be obnoxious in interviews.
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And he liked it? Although not as much as Dean Winchester liked torturing souls, natch.
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Here you go.
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Yuss, Porcelain has teeth. There’s even fic about them!
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Here, have a barely clothed Jim Hawkins:
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Wow that’s some intense Americocentrism.
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Well Dana’s claim that she thought she was baseball star Darryl Strawberry was rather unpopular with the staff of the mental institute she was in in the play The Sweetest Swing in Baseball…
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You know what’s a cute thing to have on a chart? Pie.
Pretty much anything from the early seasons of Buffy is definitely a contender.
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The shades are there to hide his secret sniffly shame.
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I think your spelling might have made poor Henry start crying in the first place.
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Dean Winchester has a healthy appreciation for coffee, and Miss Barista has a healthy appreciation for him.
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Yeah, yeah maybe she can do a good shocked face, but it’s not a patch on Danny Glover’s from Community:
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‘Restless’- my favourite episode of Buffy– is pretty much all dreams, all the time.
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You can have his trendy look for yourself!
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Here have a picture of Marti Noxon, cos she’s pretty and smart.
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Bugsy Malone has plenty of that.
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Community‘s Annie would be pleased that you used the whole word at least.
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They have the same faaaace!
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I don’t want to hear anything about glass houses and stones. Pffft.
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This looks much less appetising than I expected.
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Stuff and things, things and stuff.
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How can one be an amateur at not wearing underwear? Do they keep forgetting and accidentally getting dressed?
Dear April from Parks and Recreation, do you want to come and be our intern instead?
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I think that’d be Abdul-Nabi Isstaif.
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Well Darla was knocked up by a vampire…
Here have a picture of Drogyn (from Angel) instead:
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I can’t tell if this person or delusional or bitching about their phone’s autocorrect.
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Why? Greece is lovely! Grease, on the other hand, is horrible.
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They go all Canadian in the Supernatural season 1 gag reel (from around the 2:40 mark).
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I’ll provide the sandwiches, you bring the shop.
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That almost sounds like something that Clara might do to her husband in The Guild.
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Are we talking about the Angel episode? Cos that was rather lacking in the funnies department…
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From support groups to fight clubs, it was a very homosocial film.
Mermaids are real.
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These two were too adorable for words.
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And on that revelatory note, I wish you a happy Sunday.