Searching in the rain

It has been raining like nobody’s business around here, and I have been reduced to a coughing, sniveling mess, devouring Parks & Recreation and Berocca by the bucketload. Fortunately, mocking those who have somehow found their way to PCP by dubious means – aka freaky search terms – is going a long way to brightening my rainy day.

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Hello hot stuffs. These Boleyn girls take sisterhood very seriously. And just a bit incestuously.

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This is a Puu/Pu, a spirit beast from anime YuYu Hakusho. It will transform into a phoenix. It may well be a lesbian.

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The L Word’s Kate Moennig in a dress. She may not be looking very Shane today, but she’s still rather sexy.

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Lesbians like to clean!

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Carnivale is full of disturbing incest. Brother Justin and Iris were totally getting it on.

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Shock! Horror! Lisa Kudrow is really a brunette!

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You can buy everything you need to replicate this look at Hot Topic.

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Yummy!

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This seems appropriate. Or really really inappropriate. Disney has a sick sense of humour.
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What? Have some more penis candy.

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Oh Daisy. This is the saddest scene in Girl, Interrupted – and why I can’t listen Skeeter Davis’ “The End of the World” without crying. RIP Brittany Murphy.

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The 80s were a great time for sexy cartoons.

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This man has NO PENIS.

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When she’s Robin Sparkles, maybe. But Robin Sparkles is so awesome that it shouldn’t matter!

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Johnny Depp as Bon Bon in Before Night Falls. Delicious!

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Where there is a young ass to be grabbed, there is usually a Hugh Hefner.

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There is a surprising absence of priests spanking boys on Google Image Search. But I’m sure this man is religious.

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Probably.

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I wondered when I was going to get to insert our mascot Cowboy Jensen in a somewhat logical manner. Voila!

3 thoughts on “Searching in the rain

  1. Loooooooooove. So many lesbians, and so many penises and somehow they’re not mutually exclusive!

  2. I agree Holly. not quite sure why the sence form but im a cheerleader didnt amke it for sexy washing up lesbian.

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