Happy Easter Sunday y’all!
I must admit that Easter celebrations have never really made all that sense to me, but if you’re into pretending that rabbits lay eggs and enjoy hunting for melted chocolates in apparently unlikely places then I hope you have an enjoyable time doing so.
The stuff that I’ve been searching for- silly search terms- are far easier to find. It’s much like looking for hay in a haystack, as soon as you take a look at the searches people have performed in order to bring them to this site you’re sucked into a wildly weird world.
Let’s give it a whirl:
jensen ackles cowboy
Have you seen the ‘Frontierland’ episode of Supernatural yet? You neeeeeed to, it’s chock full of our mascot, Cowboy Jensen, and comes complete with plenty of cowboy Jared:
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girl with the best ass
I’m not sure about that girl, but her pet ass seems positively adorable.
mouse licking glass
Technically I think that may be a hamster but googlers, like beggars, can’t be choosers.
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I think that this site may be relevant to your interests.
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To make what? You can certainly use them to make mashed up feet…
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lesbian pink gloss lips kissing
But why apply lipgloss before making out with someone? It’s only going to get smudged. Those lesbians are crazy.
dean sam winchester burger
Dean Winchester is definitely a burger fan, Sam on the other hand is more likely to be seen with a salad shaker. Cos he’s a giant woman.
chandler bing rose rabbit
How Easter-ly appropriate! As were the search terms chandler dressed like a pink rabbit, friends, chandler, bunny suit and dressed like a rabbit.
korean wonder: the wonder girls
The pinnacle of K-pop:
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Stylish, and moody, as ever:
“snow white” “wicked queen” kinky
Surely it’s a little early to be searching for slutty Hallowe’en outfits?
dean winchester laugh
Dean’s extreme dorkiness and tendency to laugh at his own jokes, in this case “I’m a posse magnet”, is possibly my favourite thing about his character.
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You might have better luck if you learn to type.
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Argh, I think I might need to bleach my brain my remove the image of these David Boreanaz manips.
jason segel feet
It’s surprisingly hard to find pictures of his feet, despite his nudity in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But you can see him in sandals in the poster:
Speaking of people who were in Forgetting Sarah Marshall… Kristen Bell in bikinis seems to be de rigueur of late.
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They look like they belong in a bad 1980s movie… As does the word “hunk”.
men dressed as brides
Possibly the photography is happening because barbie loves pop culture?
debbie thornberry rule 34
The porn is definitely out there, but I’ll settle for a booby- and strangely knobbly kneed- Debbie instead.
Everyone loves a good portmanteau, especially when it refers to men in heels, even if it’s used in a redundant fashion.
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Via TubbyToon on deviantart.
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Oh those hipster princesses…
angel and spike puppets
In many ways, the greatest things ever.
anne rice how old
69, definitely. See I have this amazing ability to look at people and accurately guess their age, I really should be working for a carnival. (I’m also capable of checking Wikipedia, which I guess helps.)
where does gina bellman live?
At first this seemed like a creepy, stalky question but then I thought about it and it seemed a bit more reasonable- she is a British actress who works on an American TV show (Leverage). This article states that she’s based in the US for filming for most of the year, and that she grew up in New Zealand and North London.
james masters early photos
About as early as they come…
Recs, from way back before the angels appeared.
young girl and her bike
Misha Collins’ short film Stranger Danger doesn’t actually feature a bike, but it does have the kind of cute little girl who looks like she should have a bike. And it’s fabulous. So-
pop culture playpen
I really hope you’re not here by accident.
jason segel teenage photos
He played teenage Nick Andopolis in Freaks and Geeks and I think he was around 19, which is technically still one of the teen ages:
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natali marmion eds asks with grace whats the number one thing you do that sets you apart from the average news woman ? whats makes you better then all the others you are in a very nice position how did you get there?
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anime blowing nose
The cute kind of snot.
j2 firefly au
Rule 26? Well it’s a J2 AU in space anyway.
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The grumpier the better:
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Quite possibly the dullest search term ever, which is an impressive achievement. Of a sort.
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jensen ackles eyebrows
Apparently his eyebrows cause spontaneous giggling:
wingman in popular culture
We’re probably talking about Barney, but I did have some other suggestions.
burroughs use drugs, addiction, and “junk” as a means for exploring desire and the urge to control?
Again, we’re not going to answer your essay questions for you. I wrote about baaaaaare addicts here though.
how do i feel what do i say
In the end it all goes away.
Danneel Ackles (nee Harris) in Ten Inch Hero:
i sold my soul to sam winchester
Was it while Lucifer was inhabiting his body? Cos that happened in a future timeline that never actually occurred, so I think you’re probably safe.
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I could try to deny it, but it is pretty much true.