The search terms that lead people to PCP typically make me snigger or roll my eyes, because they’re so bizarre. Sometimes they make me smile, because they remind me of something pleasant, like a classic episode of a favourite TV show. But lately, I’ve noticed they’ve also been serving as little lessons, opening my eyes and mind to things I’d never have imagined otherwise and teaching me obscure phrases in foreign languages.
So this Sunday, here’s a chance to get schooled, along with the usual dirty laughs.
got pop culture
That we do. You’ve come to the right place.
androgynous lesbian porn
There’s no such thing as too much Shane. Even though there is a bit too little of her. That’s why she’s a lesbian favourite.
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There’s a lot of interest in lesbian action between Charlie’s Angels this week. Luckily one picture is enough to satisfy multiple search terms.
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how does lucy liu do her hair in charlie’s angels
With the help of a stylist and wind machines, no doubt.
hot burlesque girl butt
The hotness of this butt depends on your opinion of Burlesque star Christina Aguilera.
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Um. Go here to if you want to know more, because I don’t think you could pay anyone enough to give you a demo.
Have some furry cuffs and pants too.
No one does smug like Mr. Fry, especially when gadgets are involved.
glee kurt and blaine clothes
Stylish these two may be, but currently they pretty much exclusively wear the horrid Dalton uniform. Or are you referring to the time the Warblers stormed the Gap to sing a love song to a cutie-pie employee?
pop culture high fashion
Oh, I know next to nothing about fashion, even within pop culture. You ought to read Miss Day’s piece on her favourite fashion icons on TV.
naked with nerd glasses photographed
Naked? Check. Nerd? Check. Glasses? Check. Don’t say we never did anything for you.
crazy eyes himym
Crazy Eyes aka Chloe the Coffee Shop girl (played by Morena Baccarin) was one of Marshall’s few dates when he and Lily were on the outs. But you’re sadly reminding of HIMYM’s golden era, circa Season 2 and 3. Me and Miss Thropist were either laughing til we wet ourselves or bawling over the Marshall-Lily break-up – that’s how good it was.
cobie smulders canucks
Colbie Smulders is certainly a Canuck, and so is her HIMYM character Robin, pictured here raising hell in her beloved Hoser Hut. Or is it Marshall’s haunt Little Minnesota? Whatever the case, Colbie/Robin’s nationality is a goldmine of comedy for the show.
jensen ackles cowboy
Oh, go on then. Gotta love (or hate) that hat placement.
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jensen ackles horse riding
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before!
jared padalecki cowboy
Seriously, April 22 – when Supernatural’s cowboy episode finally graces our screens – cannot come soon enough.
brock kelly’s parents “new orleans” -ashley -greene
Miss Thropist will no doubt be devastated to learn that Brock Kelly, one of Dean Winchester’s mini-mes, is hooking up with Twilight star Ashley Green. Especially as he is from New Orleans, our favourite place that we’ve never been. I assume his parents are from there too, but we can’t find any pics of the couple with them. Maybe, like Dean, the lovebirds “don’t do parents”.
buffy guy wig
Even David Boreanaz can’t overcome vamp-face and a god-awful wig as the dreaded Angelus, his soulless alter-ego. James Marsters had far better luck in the hair department.
corpses having sex
knee suckers emoticon
Or, with an extra l…
erotic foot tickle
David Boreanaz is sexy, so his feet getting tickled is erotic. Even if these probably aren’t actually his feet.
pics of black and white sleeping beauty
beautiful innocent baby princess
fat disney princesses
Courtesy of illustrator Aly Bellisimo.
actual disney princess naked
I’ve said it before: if you can’t spell it, you shouldn’t be able to look at porn of it.
raindrops with unicorn
Ah, lovely! People do use the internet for non-smut, occasionally. This reminds me of a few of my favourite things.
wallpaper for dollhouses (boys and girls for children to paint of stars in the sky
How I wish I’d had a proper dollhouse! Maybe one day, when I’m a crazy cat lady. You can find printable dollhouse wallpaper here, including the kind both boys and girls can paint stars on.
easy paintings to draw
easy to draw check writer
Not a “How to” but this seems fairly simple to reproduce. Especially if you have tracing paper. And mean “cheque”, which would make far more sense.
porn pictures that you can draw or color
A Playboy colouring book from 1966. Really! Click here and scroll down to read the other hilarious pages. Sample instructions: “Make one of the girls a blonde. Make one of the girls a brunette. Make one of the girls a redhead. It does not matter which is which. The girls’ hair colors are interchangeable. So are the-” (They? The girls? Tut.)
Is it bad that I want to get one of these?
dying officer worker cartoon
Sometimes making a living can be fatal…
bert and ernie cartoons taken out of context
Are you referring to the popular belief that Bernie and Ernie are a couple? Sure, as a kid you may not notice the latent homosexuality, but it’s impossible to overlook in adulthood. Apparently Bernie recently hinted/confirmed via tweet his true sexual orientation, causing a ruckus on the interwebs. Check out the five reasons they should come out of the closet.
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koupání bez plavek
This is Czech for “skinny dipping”. This scene in Dirty Dancing – or Hříšný Tanec – is only really half skinny dipping, but a whole lot of phwoar. RIP Patrick Swayze.
homoerotic atlas shrugged patching hole
I haven’t read Atlas Shrugged, although I will read Ayn Rand’s Apocalypse Book The Fountainhead in due course. So the above makes very little sense to me, and coming across terms like “the Tea Party love this” and “one long temper tantrum” are making me worry about reading Rand at all. But judging by the book’s cover, I could believe it could have homoerotic under- or overtones, and apparently Rand needs a “patch” for some of her theories in general. Miss Thropist, can you shed any more light on the matter?