It’s been one of those weeks. I want the new week to begin, and yet there is still much to do before I can put the old one properly behind me. Still, I’m sure it’s still Sunday somewhere in the world… let’s take a look the best, worst and so-bad -they’re-amazing search terms that led people to PCP this week. And then I’m going to pass out.
sexy baby doll
walking with book on head and walk with book on head and walk book on head
Check out Miss Elaine E. Ouse’s piece on high heels. It’s got everything you need to know about walking with a book on your head. (Basically, get a book, put it on your head, repeat until bored and sore-headed.)
These are NOT zebra legs. These are all the eyebrow permutations one could imagine… including several variants of straight. Or by “straight” do you mean sexual orientation?
naked zachary levi and zachary levi naked
Getting naked, anyways.
pie and stakeporn
I’m not entirely sure what “pie and stakeporn” is, but it appears we are the No. 1 resource for it on the interwebs. Seriously! I guess we do write a fair amount about stakes and pie, and porn is forever present, even when you’re not actually writing about it. Here is a picture of steak pie too.
last unicorn “rule 34”
What! Do not try and corrupt my precious childhood memories. I like whoever searched for unicorn in pop culture much better.
please don’t eat the daisies dvd
sugar and spike carroll
Possibly you mean Sugar and Spike, this proto-Rugrats comic strip that ran between 1956 and 1992. Except their surnames are Plumm and Wilson, respectively, and the creator, author and artist is Sheldon Mayor. Not sure about the Carroll business.
jensen ackles and a horse
See also: jensen ackles riding a horse, jensen ackles riding, supernatural jensen gay, sexy jensen ackles and cowboy jensen ackles.
jensen ackles skinny dipping
Or is it?
“played twins” “jensen ackles”
Ah, yes. Jensen played twins in James Cameron’s short-lived Dark Angel. One was good, one was bad. One had an English accent – probably the bad one.
After all this lovin’ for J1, let’s show some for J2 aka Jared aka Padapuppy:
cowboy “jared padalecki”
how to get clean armpits
By washing them? With this special aimed-at-armpits wash if you’re so inclined. Sorry, that’s it for me and armpits for today. I can’t face sourcing images for icky dark armpits armpits and forced armpit lick girl. The last one seems particularly rapey.
you cant buy love patrick
No you can’t, Patrick… or anyone else, really. You can watch Patrick Dempsey in Can’t Buy Me Love. Or read our 80s guide to love so you don’t need to hand over cash for pash…
spike apple jack kiss human pony
At first I was like, whuh? The above made no sense. I had visions of James Marster throwing apples and jacks about while riding a pony. But it apparently refers to characters from My Little Pony... which I have also learned has been revamped Powerpuff Girls-style.
None of the Pop Culture Playmates are couples. They’ve all asked me out, of course, but none are my type.
how to dress like charlie harper
Why oh why? This is even worse than looking to Nathan from Misfits! As far as I can tell, it involves wearing short pants and polo shirts. In ugly color combinations and patterns.
all herohins without under wear
If you’re after the likes of Wonder Woman without the Wonder Bra, you’ve got to learn how to spell. Or at least spell-check.
impossible objects as nonsense sentences
is there a cobie smulders look alike on californication
Sorry, I don’t watch it. It’s a shame it’s not Miss Thropist’s week, she would know.
vince entourage nathan misfits
Yes, they both have curly hair. No, Adrian Grenier and Robert Sheehan are not brothers.
cream the rabbit porn naked
I had been wondering if this was a kind of soup fetishism… but no. And I’m afraid she bears an uncanny resemblence to my darling Rosie the Rabbit so I won’t be able to sort you out on the porn front. (Or back. Especially not the back.)
attack of greasy food
Mayor McCheese is certainly McCorrupt. Look at him, plotting his next attack on the arteries and guts of unsuspecting McDonald’s customers…
This was Miss Elaine E. Ouse’s Anti-Misogyny Lenten instruction for April Fool’s! Sort of. But I guess you can do it whenever you fancy, really.