I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!
It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.
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He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:
And as usual there were several armpit related searches, but I think lesbians porn free web sites of arm pit licking and kissing was the most inventive. We still don’t have any though.
So here’s tyra banks armpits to make up for it:
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No idea who he is and doubt we’ve written much about Australian rugby, but we are fans of nudity:
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Bringing a new meaning to the phrase spank bank…
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A good excuse for having shrunk your clothes in the wash, just blame it on the mystery men.
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I’m assured that this is completely factual.
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I think you may have the wrong idea about this show, it was all good, clean fun!
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Here’s a tease of an image of Jared and Jensen from the upcoming cowboy themed episode of Supernatural. Excited? I know I am.
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How very dare you? Seth Cohen is the embodiment of all that is good in the world. Adam Brody’s role in Jennifer’s Body was somewhat evilicious however.
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Here’s a picture of Jared trying to climb Jensen like a tree while wearing a beanie, if that doesn’t fill the criteria I don’t know what would:
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I don’t think Monsieur Rabbit was being framed for anything porn related, and it’s not like there was anything sexual about that kid’s film.
That’s pretty much my view of the hand-holding in WALL-E, although I don’t think I actually used the word “rapey”.
That’s just nasty.
If it’s your surname there’s a genealogy website that might be able to help you out with historical Brert records, we don’t have any here.
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Being a fan of Disney porn is one thing, but describing it as a kind of magic seems to be taking things a bit far.
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Not a good look, although let’s face it- what is on Ted?
That was pretty much my reaction too.
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The girl’s already got to deal with being dead, do we really need to start making personal comments too?
I like the idea that the digital age has given as new forms of blackmail. As in “if you don’t do the dishes I’m going to tag that picture of your ass on Facebook”.
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That sounds like an educational scenario for children of all ages to act out with their toys:
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That totally seems to be a more accurate description of them than “giant dorks”.
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Grey-ish? But more importantly what’s wrong with your subject-verb agreement?
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Has Chuck gotten weirder since I stopped watching?
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Talk about redundant googling, it’s much more of a challenge to find a picture of her sleeping in any other position.
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Eh, let’s not worry about sentence construction when there’s an excuse to post Supernatural pictures:
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I fully believe the first part of that- she can’t sing so everyone ought to be making fun of her singing. I’m not sure her siblings ought to be judging her ability to kiss and have sex however.
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I choose to believe that “wow” is an exclamation of surprise and has nothing to do with World of Warcraft.
So much good material to choose from…
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There’s all kinds of Disney rumours which, ironically, are easier to find out about if you can actually spell.
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Perfect for the alcoholic teenager in your life.
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…things that were once quirky and interesting but became incredibly irritating?
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Well go ahead! You also might want to figure out how to use the space bar.
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Here’s a rec list that might help.
pictures of j.k rowling and her kids and husb
Posting pictures of people’s families seems a bit invasive, so how about you instead compare and contrast Rowling with Janel Moloney, cos I feel that they really could be related:
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Ackles has been modelling for quite some time.
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No-one who spells that badly should be rewarded with porn.
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A tad anomalous I suppose, I think I’ve only mentioned Calvin and Hobbes when I was talking about Young Americans. I still don’t think that bad spelling ought to be rewarded, but I’d much rather post this than Scooby Doo porn, so:
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Nothing good apparently. Ms Elaine E. Ouse also thinks it teaches women to find men with bum chins attractive.
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That shit’s traumatic.
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There’s a girl in a box!
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There’s several of the gross variety.
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Just attempting to decipher that gave me a headache.
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Get good at art?
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Cowboy Jared kissing a cock time!
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I’m gonna interpret that as touching…
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…well she’s a brunette at least.
I’m afraid that I’m suddenly out of energy, and you’ll have to find/imagine a large breasted brun Barbie yourself.