Baby, it’s cold outside, but here at PCP, at least when it comes to search terms, it’s getting pretty steamy. This week’s search terms are a feast of freaky fun. From artic frolics to 19th century fitties, all kinds of kink and fetishism are reigning supreme. 2011 is shaping up to be a very good year indeed.
disney standup princess
Disney princesses are a lot of things – crossdressing warriors, bipedal mermaids, scantily clad daredevils, shoe-losing slavegirls – but certainly not standup comediennes (although Mulan comes the closest). Try a sidekick, that’s where the funny is. Or a villain. Jafar is the campest vizier ever to grace “Arabia”.
cody cummings 3 way ass play
After a spot of Googling, I have learned that Cody Cummings (below) is a big Internet gay porn star that doesn’t serve as a bottom, but may do eventually. I’m sure everyone’s patience will be rewarded eventually.
cute 5 to 10 years children’s group photo
Man I have SO many of these in my personal photo albums. Google is all-seeing.
mr burger sea breeze karachi
Apparently the most popular local food chain in Karachi…?
a day in the life of jared and jensen
This would be the best creative writing assignment ever! Here’s a working synopsis:
Jared wakes up, tosses the covers aside, and runs to the window with puppyish glee, greeting the sunny day with a smile just as bright. He stretches, revealing perfect abs. Jensen is curled up in their bed, snoring like the Metallicar’s carburettor. Jared strides into kitchen and makes Jensen banana pancakes drizzled with maple syrup and topped with whipped cream. He tiptoes into the bedroom, holds the warm plate under Jensen’s nose. Jensen stirs slightly, but buries his face into the pillow. Jared licks Jensen’s cheek…
I should stop now. It’s impossible to write about J2 without descending into smut.
chinesse lesbian kiss
Here’s half of one:
I’m thinking Judy Jetson or River Tam.
“snow white” “wedding” “wicked queen” “fanfic”
Snow White/Wicked Queen fic. Now that’s something I’d like to read…
disney princesses armpits
What is with the armpit fetish plaguing our search terms? Is it the new knee or something? Anyway, this was the best I could do:
ian hislop rpf
I can’t even begin to imagine what real person fiction about the Have I Got News for You regular would be like. Miss Thropist mightbe able to though.
supernatural fanfiction sam winchester lip sewn shut art
Maybe Sam should just shut up sometimes. But this is taking it to extremes.
smoking cigarettes sexily
Because we do that all the time.
You should also check out the way we swig Prosecco and snarf pizza. We’re bringing sexy back to consumption.
goldilocks sexy doll
jared leto likes blondes
Well, he did date Cameron Diaz. (Maybe Scarlett Johansson and Ashley Olsen too). And he certainly seems to enjoy being a blonde.
fit girls in 19th century french paintings
Gosh, some people have classy perving tendencies. I approve.
abstract mermaid 1024
Um… does this piece by Lisa Wibroe come close?
cowboys gay erotica tales
Now this is a genre of fiction made for Jensen. Hey there, little lady…
3d lesbian fairys
I always did think Tink was a little too hot and bothered about Wendy.
horrible, hilarious porn arctic
This sounds like the ideal starting point for the Dr. Horrible sequel. Hurry up Whedon.