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The good, the bad and the pretty/ugly

In miss penn, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on November 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm

As I trawled through the past fortnight’s search terms, I found myself either salivating or gagging. Can you guess what did what?

angelina jolie looking dirty

Hello! I assume she’s dirty – why else would she be licking herself?

angelina jolie bathing suit

Don’t mind if I do.

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Kiss of Death

In bookmark, miss day, screenshots, tv kicks on October 31, 2011 at 9:50 pm

I think I’m pretty well known as the resident vampire nerd, even writing my university dissertation on vampires, way back in 2005 (before anyone accuses me of simply being a Twihard!)… so I thought it was high time I contributed a post dedicated to all the sexy vamps out there in the world of pop culture.

Known for their powerful alluring qualities and seduction of innocent virgins, vampires are the subject of many a human’s sexual fantasy. Whether you’re a fully fledged fang-banger or just v-curious, one of these delicious immortals is sure to tempt you.

Vampires are well known for their fluid sense of sexuality, so that’s why I’m kicking the list off with Lily Munster.  A sexy homemaker with all the right gothic connections, daughter of Count Dracula himself and quite possibly a close relation of the Bride of Frankenstein, Lily’s beautiful and devoted to those she loves.

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Don’t be Afraid of the Dorks

In fasc-ion, good vibrations, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on October 30, 2011 at 10:41 am

I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.

But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.

how tall is christina hendricks

Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?

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Summer’s over, time to fall…

In bookmark, miss penn, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on September 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Where has the summer gone?

I’m finding it hard to accept it is over, but the calendar and slyly shortening days say otherwise. Not to mention that today is one of the rainiest days I have ever seen in the UK! Guess the gods are also mourning the death of a season.

Never mind, autumn is awesome. You get to layer up in cardis, coats, scarves, hats and boots, without the cold completing biting your nose off. And no matter what the weather and season, there will always be Search Term Sunday, that time of the week where we mull over the latest freaky search terms to grace our stats…

misty asshole

Asshole’s a bit strong. Annoying maybe, but come on, the girl was trying her best to repress her epic love for Ash!

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Get Here If You Can

In fasc-ion, good vibrations, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, techno, tv kicks on August 28, 2011 at 12:56 pm

There’s some rather unorthodox means of getting to Pop Culture Playpen (and I ain’t talking about railways and caravans and carpet rides).

I don’t always understand the odd things people search for to end up at this website, but I always enjoy looking through them.

Come on a whirlwind tour of this week’s with me, cos you obviously already got here. Somehow.

buffy porn

This does not star Phoebe Buffay, no matter what you might hear to the contrary. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so

In art attack, comical, fasc-ion, good vibrations, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on July 31, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Well alright, that titular Buffy quote was from a vampire called Sunday (pictured above) and not- at least as far as I know- an anthropomorphic version of the last day of the week. But when you think about it, it’s kind of true. Sundays practically do kill you sometimes.

You’re liable to be horribly hungover and terribly tired from your weekend activities- whether they’ve been wholesome or debauched. Or, if you- like quite a few of the PCP crew- spent your Saturday night entertaining a baby while necking booze, a bit of both.

So you’re all tuckered out- and you don’t even get to really relax because another week is just around the corner demanding your attention and energy. Sundays are hard.

However they’re also they day of search term sifting- I’ll be perusing the things people have googled to end up on PCP. And possibly flailing around in confusion.

pics of dean winchester with a little girl

That sounds borderline inappropriate, but the show does feature a lot of creepy kids- many of which like attacking poor Dean: Read the rest of this entry »

Shun-day

In bookmark, fasc-ion, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on July 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Last week Miss Penn sweetly tried to remove the smut, and create a family friendly Search Term Sunday.

Well, let’s have no more of that! I say let’s shun the smut-less, and instead fully embrace the strangeness (and often inappropriate sexual nature) of the search terms that led people here this week.

gay corner time

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Ice Cream Sunday

In miss day, pcp news on June 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm

This week’s Search Term Sunday is brought to you by me, Miss Day, and what a pervy and some what animal themed mixture it is this week.

Hopefully you all made the most of this beautiful summer’s day and didn’t sit round googling filth, like this lot below…

furry porn / furry porn video / gay furry porn

What is this filth?

frogs kissing

Not as easy as you might think…but at least you might turn into a princess afterwards.

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Taking Back Sunday

In fasc-ion, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, theatrics, tv kicks on June 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm

It’s time for another Search Term Sunday, and this week I’ve wrested back control from Ms Elaine E. Ouse who likes to tell you lies about my birthday.

(Or maybe she’s just not available to bully into doing it for me. Whatever.)

Anyway, it’s certainly time to investigate the strangeness of the search terms which led people to the site this week:

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With persistence like that, you deserve some topless Ackles at the very least: Read the rest of this entry »

Searching in the rain

In miss penn, screenshots, tv kicks on June 12, 2011 at 7:46 pm

It has been raining like nobody’s business around here, and I have been reduced to a coughing, sniveling mess, devouring Parks & Recreation and Berocca by the bucketload. Fortunately, mocking those who have somehow found their way to PCP by dubious means – aka freaky search terms – is going a long way to brightening my rainy day.

natalie portman scarlett johansson kiss

Hello hot stuffs. These Boleyn girls take sisterhood very seriously. And just a bit incestuously.

kiss lesbian hot puu

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Wish it was Sunday

In fasc-ion, good vibrations, miss penn, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on May 30, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Then again, it’s not a particularly manic Monday, being yet another Bank Holiday and all. But yesterday was rather hectic, as I went to the Ffourth Fforde Fiesta to interview the ffantastic Jasper Fforde and observe all manner of absurd activities. So that’s my excuse for being late with this Search Term Sunday – the very special time of the week where we highlight the humorous and often inappropriate ways people stumble upon PCP. And I do wish it was Sunday, because then I’d be at the Fiesta all over again!

stereotypical portrayal of an english gentleman

Hugh Grant in all his films ever. Usually of the bumbling, floppy-haired variety, as above, but also sometimes of the caddish type, as in Bridget Jones.

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Come Out & Play

In miss thropist, screenshots on May 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Leeds Animation Workshop is a not-for-profit cooperative company who produce and distribute short animated films on a variety of social and educational issues.

I’ve reviewed Through the Glass Ceiling and their other fairy tale-esque films on the subject on of equal opportunities in the past.

Now, in the wake of Miss Penn’s lovely IDAHO post, I’d like to look at their two LGBT films- Out to the Family and Out at Work.

On the surface these two seem very similar. Not only do they both deal with the process of coming out, but they’re structured in the same way- as a series of short self-contained stories. Each individual is introduced, and their coming out story is explored. The emotional impact that each story contains is impressive, given that both films are only fifteen minutes long, and fit in six stories each.

The difference in setting for the two allows them to explore rather different issues, however. Out to the Family is part of the Parenting and Relationships set, it concentrates on adolescence (as a time of change and conflict) and the emotional impact of both exploring sexual identity, and coming out to family members (especially parents). It ties in well with their other parenting films, Bridging the Gap and Joined-up Families, by highlighting the ways that the generation gap and different family structures can play into the experience of coming out to the family. Read the rest of this entry »

You came in with the breeze on Sunday morning…

In miss thropist, pcp news on May 22, 2011 at 10:20 pm

The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.

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Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:

But sadly not jensen ackles naked, naked jensen ackles, nude jensen acklesjensen ackles and jared padalecki naked, jensen ackles porn, jensen ackles gay porn, jensen ackles fotos pornos or jensen ackles nude. Read the rest of this entry »

Early dawning, Sunday morning

In miss thropist, pcp news on May 8, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Sundays always seem to come too soon, and with them the sad knowledge that the weekend has to end. Nonetheless they can still be a day of fun, and of pouring over the search terms that lead people here of course.

jared leto dawson’s creek foto

This I cannot provide, because he was never in Dawson’s Creek.

eliza dushku lesbian

There was rather a lot of lesbian subtext in season three of Buffy

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Get Sunday schooled

In art attack, bookmark, comical, miss penn, screenshots, tv kicks on April 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

The search terms that lead people to PCP typically make me snigger or roll my eyes, because they’re so bizarre. Sometimes they make me smile, because they remind me of something pleasant, like a classic episode of a favourite TV show. But lately, I’ve noticed they’ve also been serving as little lessons, opening my eyes and mind to things I’d never have imagined otherwise and teaching me obscure phrases in foreign languages.

So this Sunday, here’s a chance to get schooled, along with the usual dirty laughs.

got pop culture

That we do. You’ve come to the right place.

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Sunny Sundays are here again

In miss thropist, pcp news on April 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm

We really are getting on for summer, the sun is genuinely shining and the weather is sweet.

It’s nice to be able to enjoy the weekend out on the grass, rather than being holed up inside piling on the layers just to feel like you’re not turning into a person-shaped icicle.

I hope that you’ve all been having hot fun in the sun, but when you eventually make your way back inside (the evenings aren’t yet quite as warm as I’d like them to be, let me tell you) there’ll still be a Search Term Sunday for your perusal each week.

Join us as we try to puzzle out what exactly it is that people are looking for when they end up here- and whether the weirdest googling can be blamed on sunstroke or daytime drinking.

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Sunday Circus

In bookmark, fasc-ion, good vibrations, miss thropist, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on March 27, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Happy Sunday all! Hope you’re enjoying yours.

As far as I’m concerned, Sundays are usually for relaxation and recovery. It’s also a good day to check in with your friends- preferably in person with piles of greasy food and lots of liquid.

Sundays are the perfect day for everyone to share their stories of debauchery from the latest week (or, more likely, the weekend) and to swear that they’re never making the same mistakes again.

But if they didn’t, then we’d have nothing to talk about the next Sunday. So mostly the quitters quit quitting, and life goes on with its circular motions.

Since it’s Sunday, it’s time to go through the sinful and strange search terms of the week.

I’d ask everyone to promise to bookmark some stuff instead of abusing google in this fashion, but where would the fun be next weekend if that happened?

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Fag Hags and Lesbros

In miss thropist, tv kicks on March 26, 2011 at 6:16 pm

A little while ago I wrote about platonic friendships between straight men and women on TV, and how few and far between they are.

There is of course space for a different exploration of cross-sex friendship when the possibility of sexual tension is removed (at least mostly) because at least one of the characters is gay.

Friendships between women and gay men abound on TV shows these days, although those between lesbians and men seem less common.

Sometimes these can be pretty stereotypical, where the gay guy is simply one of the girls (and loves shopping and shoes and shaking their booty), but I think there is a variety of representations to be found.

So eight of my favourite small screen portrayals of friendship between women and gay men, followed by eight TV lesbians with their attendant lesbros:

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Dry your eyes, Sunday girl

In miss thropist, pcp news on March 13, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Why am I always hungover when it’s my turn to do the Search Term Sunday? Life is wildly unfair. Despite that, or perhaps because of it, it’s time again to air people’s dirty google laundry in public.

The search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen are often wacky, wonderful, wild- and perplexing. But however you got here, sit back and enjoy us discussing this week’s batch.

perfect jawlines

Comes complete with ridiculous cheekbones:

how to distract yourself from porn

Well you could let Ms Elaine E. Ouse dictate your Lent- she suggests giving up misogyny, and part of that is a pledge to set aside Disney porn. Or you could do like Miss Penn and read a load of books, that’s pretty distract-y.

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Sun-dazed

In miss thropist, pcp news on February 27, 2011 at 10:39 pm

I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!

It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.

misfits nathan in suit

He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:

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As you wish

In miss penn, pcp news, screenshots, tv kicks on January 23, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Maybe it’s the fact that we’re coming to the end of winter, with longer days and weather occasionally warm enough to keep the blood circulating in my fingers… maybe it’s the imminence of the proper end of the TV-land hiatus. Whatever it is,  I’m feeling rather generous. The search terms are as strange as ever, but this week I’d like to do my very best to make everyone’s wishes come true. Here goes.

chinese national palace museum paintings

This is Night Revels of Han Xizai by Gu Hongzhong, a 10th century work of art survived by the 12th century remake that is currently on display in the Chinese National Museum.

erotic lesbian story grabbing ass

Couldn’t find the story, but hopefully this will provide the requisite inspiration.

bunnies dressed like men

Top hat and tails ahoy. Although I personally prefer men dressed like bunnies… especially when they’re Chandler Bing.

puppyish teens torrent

I hear puppy, my mind immediately goes to to Jared Padalecki. Here he is as a teen. I’ll leave it to you to torrent whatever form of Padapuppy entertainment floats your boat.

misfits nathan naked

Not quite naked, but I like to leave something to the imagination. (Unlike the man himself.) Makes a nice change from the obsession people have with his fashion!


hardworking employer cartoons

It is very hard work giving someone a good telling off.


princess journey beyond dreams

Hmmm, I suppose the prince kissing Sleeping Beauty back to waking life is like a journey beyond dreams…


anna friel fly with me

I guess this is in reference to Anna Friel’s recent appearance on aiport mockumentary Come Fly with Me. What’s funny though, is when you type this phrase into Google, the first thing that comes up is a forum post speculating on whether she’s really bald. I don’t think so…

jensen ackles riding

Yay, time for some Cowboy Jensen!

sex hot kiss lesbian

In honour of awards season, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting hot and heavy in Black Swan.

how-to-draw-cinderella,-princess-aurora-step-5

DragoArt.com offers simple tutorials for just about every Disney Princess there is.

flowers in the attic movie remake

I wish.  Apparently there’s been talks of a remake… but I won’t hold my breath.


scooby-doo porn

Almost, right?

sexy lesbian vampire chicks kissing

From Lesbian Vampire Killers, a film that I probably should check out sometime, based on the title alone.

veronika and lisa in physical culture naked

Sorry. I’ve got nothing.

1994 barbie bed fun

When isn’t a Barbie bed fun?

my little pony triple threat

They can inflict serious damage with those brushes…

sister-in-law erotic lesbian drama

I’m sorry, the best I can think of is A Streetcar Named Desire. A sister-in-law erotic drama minus the lesbianism but plus the Marlon Brando. Fair trade?

julie gonzalo without makeup

Another tough one, but at least this picture manages to fulfill julie gonzalo eye color and julie gonzalo breasts.

armpit pussy

There you go.

kristin kreuk and her lesbian kiss

More lady-loving-lip-locking action.

ted mosby how i met your mother falling

Falling in love or actual falling? Miss Thropist would no doubt love to see the latter. Couldn’t find any screenshots, but here he is in the hospital… so you can pretend that it was just after a fall.

bad bits in moulin rouge

Check out Miss Thropist’s Fan Death of said movie to know which bits of Moulin Rouge you ought to avoid. Which is all of it.

comical cowboys

Oh go on then…

The day we exhaust Google’s supply of Cowboy Jensens will be a very sad one indeed. We may need to kidnap him… anyone mind lending us a ranch and a pony?

drawings of henry winkler from happy days

Sunday, Monday… Happy Days!

And who knew that Happy Days was made into a cartoon, which sounds like a mash-up between the source material, Grease, The Jetsons, Scooby Doo and Quantum Leap. According to Frederator Blogs:

While the cartoon was based on the live action show, the cartoon added a dog, Mr. Cool (voiced by Frank Welker), and a girl from the future, Cupcake (voiced by DiDi Conn) to the cast. The characters travel through history in a time machine, trying, as narrator Wolfman Jack put it, “…to get back to 1957 Milwaukee.”

vanessa williams and eric mabius rpf

Again, no stories, but here’s some visual inspiration.

zombie footballers

You’re in luck, because it appears that zombie footballer novel Play Dead is heading to a screen near you soon. And by soon, I mean at least a year.

where jared leto dog

I dunno, in Jared Leto kennel?

Although if this is referring to Judas, the only dog I could confirm Jared has owned, he’s been in the big kennel in the sky since May 2007, hopefully with all the treats, self-throwing balls, postmen’s feet and open car windows as he could ever desire.

polly pocket history

According to The Toy Review:

Polly Pocket was first created by in 1983 by Chris Wiggs. The original design was made for his daughter and Chris used a powder compact to make a small house for the little doll. Polly Pocket arrived in stores in 1989 when Bluebird Toys licensed the product. A distribution arrangement was held between Bluebird Toys and Mattel in the early 1990s. Bluebird Toys experienced several take-over attempts when production began to slow and in 1998, Mattel finally purchased them. Polly Pocket was redesigned in 1999 by Mattel and a whole new series of collectible products were created. Polly became slightly larger and more life-like than the original Polly designed by Chris. The name Polly Pocket actually comes from the original Polly Pocket toys that fit in pocket size cases. Mattel also introduced Fashion Polly later in 1999.


Now, does anyone feel like making my dreams come true? You can start by leaving a comment!

 

Leathery lesbians and animated heroin

In miss penn, pcp news on December 12, 2010 at 8:22 pm

I’m frankly a little disappointed by the search terms on offer this week… but that may be because I have just discovered the hilarity of Freaks and Geeks, the kind of show I can’t believe I haven’t watched already. But more on that later… for now, it’s that time of the week when we taunt those unfortunate enough to discover our corner of the internet through suspect means.

lesibians leather kissing youtube

What is a lesibian? A lesbian frog? Typo aside, I’m afraid we’re all out of videos of leather-clad lesbians getting it on, but if you send Miss Day some Blythe dolls, she may come up with the goods. Maybe send her a couple of leather jackets too.

3d incest

I am rather partial to Virginia Andrews and wouldn’t say no to one of those shiny new 3D TVs… but  after googling this search term and having the foolishness to click on the top links…!! Not even Flowers in the Attic can make it better. For your own sake, don’t do what I did.

what did eliza dushku hair look like in 2007

Like this:

lesbians always faithful

Is that a question? If so, then, yes, yes they are. Because women rock at everything. ESPECIALLY fidelity. So if you’re considering becoming a lesbian, I’d say go ahead. Let us know and we’ll send you a toaster.

hard work sexy model

I assume this person wants an image of a model hard at work. Voila:

Ok, Jensen Ackles doesn’t look so hard at work right now, but I can just tell he’s about to do some yoking or corralling, or whatever it is pony-riding cowboys do on long, hot summer days…

sexfucks

We have NEVER written this on PCP EVER! Apart from just now.

images of animax hero heroin

If you want junkie cartoon characters, I recommend Alice in Wonderland and The Yellow Submarine.

twilight princess vs ocarina of time

This isn’t funny at all, but more like WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE MY MIND. I love The Legend of Zelda, although I’ve had to give up playing video games as it involves both hands (and thus prevents me from multitasking). I just checked and we’ve never written anything about Zelda. I’m seriously beginning to think Google has somehow hooked itself into my brain. Last week it knew about me and Miss Thropist discussing Cirque du Soleil and the sexy man washing himself at the Cirque du Soleil-esque cabaret we attended.

My Favourite Lesbian(s)

In miss day, tv kicks on November 18, 2010 at 5:44 pm

It seems fairly standard for TV dramas to throw in a fashionably edgy lesbian fling these days.  And it’s always the most unstable or ‘reckless’ character who dips her toe in the rainbow waters. It’s as if same sex tendencies, while largely a non-issue in themselves, signify irresponsibility, rebellion and anarchy. The OC’s Marissa and 90210’s Adrianna are clearly troubled teens who battle drink and drugs (side note – they’d make a great TV lesbian couple!). Thirteen in House, the bisexual rebel, a difficult and tormented character on a downwards spiral (but don’t worry, she gets back on track as a serious doctor once she’s dating a man again).   Sex in the City’s Samantha, the most provocative, opinionated and controversial character, is the only one to try a lesbian fling.

Perhaps an exception is Alyson Hannigan’s Willow in Buffy, although her same sex relationship does come with a newfound power, an addiction to magic and a brief evil phase. Is it empowerment, or Willow’s bad side?

Maybe it is TV producers trying to show us that they’re liberal and open-minded. Whatever it is, it certainly isn’t realistic. I see sexuality as fluid and I’m sure many women have been tempted by a beautiful member of the same sex, but in reality it’s too complicated, too difficult, too many questions arise – who do you tell and not tell? Are you now ‘gay’?  Is it something you need to tell future partners? The list goes on…but not in TV land. There you can throw in a lesbian romance and it’s not a big deal, just a new person to date.

That said, here’s my top ten TV ladies for a lesbian fling, in descending order of desire…

10. Lisa Kudrow/Phoebe Buffay – Friends

Quirky, interesting, strong, a little bit damaged and just cool enough to pull off a lesbian love affair.

9. Michelle Williams/Jen Lindley – Dawson’s Creek

Perhaps obvious and dated, but she’s very much the promiscuous teen blonde who’d be sure to try out a little girl kissing.

8. Olivia Wilde/Alex Kelly – The OC and Thirteen – House

She’s so typecast as an edgy bisexual now… she might as well stick to what she’s good at. Hell, she’s convinced me!

7. Alicia Witt/Zoe Woodbine – Cybill

A feisty, flame-haired feminist… Zoe’s independent, rebellious and grungy… need I say more? She’s crying out for some “I kissed a girl” action.

6. Elizabeth Berkeley/Jesse Spano – Saved by the Bell

The first sexy cool TV feminist I remember encountering. Strong willed and a woman who knows what she wants. If Saved By The Bell was now and not the 90s, I reckon Jesse might have at least had a bisexual encounter. Plus, I’m also thinking about Showgirls….it’s hard not to.

5. Megan Mullally/ Karen Walker - Will and Grace

I love her lady-loving mystique that’s always hinted at throughout the series. Is she? Isn’t she? She’s everything I want to be (with) and more!

4. Becki Newton/Amanda Tanen – Ugly Betty

Little bit freaky, little bit unstable… Amanda appreciates sexy, striking and stylish people whatever their gender.  She’s sexually adventurous and so ready for a lesbian fling a la mode!

3. Alyson Hannigan/Willow Rosenberg - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Because I simply adore her. Willow came into her own once she became a lesbian. Of course, it wouldn’t just be a fling with her, it would be a serious relationship… that’s why she’s at number three.

2. Lizzy Caplan/Kat Warbler – The Class

Kat was so damn hot and full of attitude, she had that whole sexy lesbian style working for her too. It would have been just perfect… had The Class sadly not been cancelled. If you prefer you can think of her enjoying a lesbian phase in True Blood, Freaks and Geeks, or my other favourites, Mean Girls and Cloverfield. Damn, she’s sexy.

1. Katherine Moennig/Shane McCutcheon - The L Word

Not a surprising, or original choice, but the ultimate and sexiest lesbian on TV. I heart Shane. If I was to cast someone to play me having a lesbian fling on any TV drama, past or present, I’d pick her every time. So hot, damaged and full of androgyny and bad attitude: Shane is number one.

Return of the Carnivale

In miss thropist, tv kicks on September 7, 2008 at 8:24 am

Mostly I have been watching season two of Carnivale.

Although the series did finish with something that could be a conclusion (at least it wasn’t a massive cliffhanger), there are still many unanswered questions. After perusing information gleaned from the pitch document, interviews and so on I feel a bit more satisfied, and have an inkling as to where the next four seasons would have gone. Stupid HBO for cancelling it after only two seasons. Despite this irritation I still have plenty to say about it, as evidenced by my scrawl-filled notebook:

Carnivale in general was just really well (and lushly) shot, it looked like a movie thanks to a huge budget- sadly that budget is probably what led to the show’s cancellation. It was worth it though I think, and I love the attention to detail- having major characters fraffling around in the background of scenes, such as Sofie digging her hole, as well as minor characters portrayed in great details, like the sword swallower. I’m by no means an expert on 1930s America, but I think that the sets, costumes, speech (‘jibber-jabber’ is a great word!) and so on were so beautifully detailed that it seemed perfectly realistic. The constant smoking made me crave a cigarette a little though. I really wish I knew a little more about carnivals- for example, surely a guess your weight challenge would be really easy if you know your weight, unless they’re fixed? If they are fixed, wouldn’t people who do know their weight protest about this? The opening credits were absolutely gorgeous too, dipping in and out of tarot cards. I was actually kind of sad that I was watching them for the last time when I got to the series finale!

I’ve become somewhat enamoured with small town America, I think Supernatural has a lot to answer for, so I was glad that Carnivale allowed me to further this little obsession. The troupe’s bitching (and Sofie’s especially virulent brand) about how boring Nebraska is made me laugh because the Americanos at work are constantly bringing up the point that there’s nothing in Nebraska because they are seriously puzzled as to why Hans spent a lot of time there.

There’s a reasonably high ick factor too, Justin dreaming of pulling off all his skin rated fairly highly for me. The scene involving people biting live snakes was also a tad gross, and I was a little remorseful about my choice to eat tomato sauce-soaked pasta at the time. There’s an episode of Buffy called ‘What’s My Line, Part 1′ which I honestly thought I was incapable of watching without a plate of spaghetti bolognese in my hand. It’s pretty much the only thing my father can cook which probably explains the frequency with which the two events coincided, but it wasn’t a happy coincidence- since that episode includes an exploding bug-man who kind of resembles bolognese.

Season two started with another of Samson’s speeches. This one claims that the Depression, the environmental ravages which created the Dust Bowl, rampant ill health and various other problems facing America in the 1930s were caused by the presence of evil incarnate in the country. I assume that later events are supposed to fall under this scope too- especially the ‘false Sun exploding over Trinity’ (the atomic bomb). It’s an interesting take (although by no means an uncommon one, since religious folk often seem keen to propagate these kind of notions), but this neatly sets up the idea of Justin as possibly being an extra-strength brand of evil. I don’t feel that the concept of Justin as the Usher, as something distinct from being the Avatar of Darkness, was explored enough but probably it would have been in later seasons.

Quickly the audience is taken back into the Carnivale action, where Jonesy ran into the fire (please imagine Martin Sheen as President Bartlett pausing meaningfully here) to save Sofie even after she arranged matters so that he’d find Libby and her in flagrante delicto purely to hurt him. You will note that she doesn’t even thank him for saving her life. I took this as early evidence of her evilness. Alright, I suppose she was a little distracted be hearing her mother’s death throes in her head but since Apollonia was the one who set them on fire in the first place, which Sofie can really only assume to have been an attempt at filicide, I wouldn’t think that she’d be all that upset about it.

Of course once it dawns on Sofie that she’s all alone she suddenly feels just terrible about hurting people! Despite the fact that it didn’t really happen long enough ago for her change of heart to seem at all convincing, and since she didn’t get a chance in that time to talk to Libby or Jonesyshe didn’t have an opportunity to realise how she’d hurt (either of) them.

I really don’t like Sofie most of the time. I wonder if I’ve ever taken such a great dislike to a relatively sympathetic fictional character? Probably. I hate Carrie in Sex and the City a lot of the time (and don’t even get me started on Aidan), and similarly could not stand Susan in Desperate Housewives. I really didn’t like Riley or Dawn much in Buffy either. Perhaps my venom towards Bernadette in the film version of The Jane Austen Book Club would also count? I do wonder if I would like Sofie more under different circumstances, because I do believe that different viewing conditions can lead to quite different opinions. I bet that I wouldn’t like A Hard Day’s Night anywhere near as much if I ever watched it when I wasn’t hungover, and I actually warm to Carrie if I’m in a despondent mood (but not a grumpy one). I think that I’d probably be more sympathetic towards Sofie if I’d been bereaved or betrayed recently, and sometimes I can understand where she’s coming from, it doesn’t stop me from getting annoyed by her most of the time…

At least Sofie’s bitchiness has some positive consequences, to start with the fact that I got to watch Libby flouncing around being all heartbroken and cute. I was excited from the very first suggestion of a bond forming between Libby and Jonesy in the wake of Sofie’s actions. It’s just so deliciously fucked up! Not only are they united by the fact that they were both obsessed with Sofie, Jonesy was having an illicit affair with Libby’s mother not so long ago. I couldn’t help laughing slightly at Jonesy’s sweet promise to keep Libby’s secret, telling her that what happened between her and Sofie will be just between the two of them, because it clearly isn’t a situation between just the two of them- Sofie is implicitly involved in their burgeoning relationship, and the spectre of Rita Sue is never far either. Jonesy certainly has a hard time getting Sofie out of his head, the scene in which he was staring at the baseball reminiscing about young Sofie whilst refraining from helping her even though she was clearly struggling was great, it managed to convey his hatred and bitterness very simply.

Minnie the Moocher is a great dancing song in and of itself, but it was also an excellent choice as the soundtrack to the shy yet overtly-sexual interaction between Libby and, a once again, sweaty and oily Jonesy. Rita Sue’s face when she walked in and saw Libby attempting to do her sexy dance at Jonesy was just so wonderfully pained, and some great interaction between the two women followed. I feel so bad for Rita Sue even though she is being so selfish. I somehow get the sense that she’s not just aching for herself though, she seems to be crying for Libby (for being brought up in this world) just as much as for herself.

Libby clearly feels very unloved and unlovable, which is hardly surprising considering that her life mostly consists of being sold by her father for gambling money. When she sees the “perfect” father who’s insistent that his children get to enjoy themselves as thoroughly as possible ‘riding and riding’ (said in a way that really reminded me of Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers by the way) she can’t help feeling despondent. However, I think that the way that she pouts and whines about it was obviously calculated, she’s clearly angling for attention from Jonesy. I love the fact that this ideal parent is later seen emerging from Rita Sue’s boudoir, I think that was a great little touch.

The moment when Libby and Jonesy finally start dancing together at the party was lovely. Jonesy isn’t much of a dancer due to his leg injury but he doesn’t even think of refusing to dance after he’s defended her from Burleigh. Their dancing is rubbish, but they seem very sweet together. However it’s clear from her face that Rita Sue’s heart is completely breaking as she watches them together. When Jonesy walks into the dance tent Libby uses it as another opportunity to flirt with him, there’s something about her flirtations having to occur whilst she’s dancing for a tent full of men that’s simply heartbreaking. Jonesy looks enraptured anyway, and they manage to sneak off and finally consummate their relationship. I think the sex scene was beautifully shot, and the imposing form of the carnival (forebodingly represented by the Ferris wheel) remains in frame. They were clearly pretty nervous, fumbling with their clothes, and Libby made my heart ache,

“Put it back there… I’ve never tried. I don’t want you going where the Johnnies go. I want it to be special.”

Libby and Jonesy end up drunkenly getting married soon after, which was actually just fanfuckingtastic. As was the fact that when Jonesy wanted to rush back because he didn’t want to keep the boys waiting, Libby echoed this same sentiment without thinking. She woke up gasping the next morning when she saw the ring, as if she’d just woken up from a nightmare. Rita Sue’s response wasn’t all that different actually- she seemed completely gobsmacked.

I could kind of understand why Jonesy was asking Libby to cover herself up, since she is pretty much half-nekkid most of the time, and it seemed as if he was trying to explain to her that her body (and by extension herself) shouldn’t be considered worthless. However, he really can just fuck off with his moralising tone, as she promptly told him to- and she definitely hit below the belt by comparing him unfavourably to Felix. She’s wonderfully catty a lot of the time. This kind of marital discord theme continues with Libby getting really annoyed with Jonesy’s snoring. This incredibly domestic scene is interrupted by them getting kidnapped by the angry relatives of the victims of the accident with the Ferris wheel. The contrast between them lying in bed and Jonesy being beaten up by men who’ve been driven mad by grief and forcing Libby to watch was terrifying enough, but it gets much, much worse as they proceed to cover him, and even fill his mouth, with hot tar. I was doing my starey face of despair and pouting at the screen, hoping that the show wouldn’t kill Jonesy off but also thinking that it would be a great twist if they did.

When the scene opened on Libby in distress next to Jonesy’s charred body I was certain that he was dead, but it turned out that he was somehow still alive in utter agony. It made Felix’s comment that he was off getting sunburned seem horribly ironic, especially as they were in fact stuck in the middle of nowhere under a blazing sun. Libby had no way to help him, she tried to pull the tar away from his skin but merely succeeded in almost pulling some of his skin off. So she just tearily promised anything she could offer- to stop dancing, to do anything he wants- if he just please won’t die. Then the camera pans out and reveals that he’s actually in even more pain, since he’s also bound. Libby’s relief at the sight of a car is tangible, as is her fear that it won’t stop. When she realises that it’s Hawkins in the car she seems overjoyed and hugs him tightly, revealing her tar/blood stained once pretty dress. Hawkins is able to save Jonesy(and thankfully Libby obeys him and gets out of range so it doesn’t end tragically as it very well could have), and it turns out that getting tarred and feathered and almost dying is not only a great way to fix a marriage but also a quick way to get Jonesy looking all hot and oily (or rather tarry) again.

Hawkins swears them to secrecy about these events so Jonesy insists that he and Libby don’t tell everyone that they were attacked by crazy people (which could conceivably be twisted into a non-fatal situation) but that they got drunk and arrested, because that sounds much better. Jonesy then decides to accompany Hawkins on his mission for convoluted presumably plot-driven reasons, and leaves poor Libby desolate and alone, and desperate to go along with them.

I really like the cootch family storyline, not only does it allow some light relief compared to much of the show because they’re not particularly involved in the overarching good vs. evil storyline so they’re easier to identify with (I can’t imagine Justin, Management, Hawkins and Scudder playing silly thinking games on the road for example). They’re also deeply interesting, engaging characters in their own right too. Felix really does swear very well when angry, it’s most entertaining (I especially like him telling people to watch their mouths and then calling them a piece of shit). I really loved the little scene in which Rita Sue was ‘beering’ herself up, and her embarrassment about doing that of all things in front of her husband (whilst she has no problem with stripping in front of a room full of strangers) was adorable. I also loved that she was outraged at the idea of stripping (or even ‘just’ dancing) for kids, and her indignant “You been drinking wood alcohol again?” to Felix had me giggling. Felix’s response was gold too: “Don’t demean what I do!”, rather than even a plea to not demean what she does (it kind of reminded me of Dean’s equally ridiculous “Don’t objectify me!” response to Bela’s suggestion of angry sex in Supernatural). Felix went on to explain that he doesn’t do anything so crass as to peddle flesh, he sells dreams, but Rita Sue never seems to buy a word of what Felix says. It’s a good thing too since he talks a lot of nonsense, he’s not really the greatest liar though especially when he brackets statements with ‘sometimes’s, that always points to lies. (Unless it’s Sometimes You Have To Work on Christmas (Sometimes)). Samson’s admonishment that “You could put a church dress and a bonnet on Rita Sue and it ain’t gonna be clean. Matter of fact it might even be dirtier!” made me laugh, it’s definitely true.

Felix’s idea of the ‘lunch box’ was seriously grubby, although props for the terrible punning in the name. He’s very funny, especially with his faux-business speak; arguing that they need to manifest their diversity (beyond stripping and prostitution). No matter how likeable he seems he is in fact at this point selling his wife (and, to a lesser extent, his daughter) for gambling money which just isn’t cool. I did love the fact that when Libby offers to do ‘the lunch counter’ (how she’s so innocent as to not understand the name is something of a mystery) he takes one look at her sweet, open face (with the impossibly wide eyes) and promptly decides that it was a very bad idea. I honestly don’t think that she made the offer like that as a ploy to get him to drop the suggestion, I think that she’s just so lonely at this point (and missing Sofie so much) that she doesn’t really care.

Felix’s excitement about the Lewis match was infectious, he’s so likeable that it’s easy to overlook his terrible behaviour and blatant racism (the term ‘eight ball’ had me confused for a little while). It’s hard not to like someone who tells Osgood that he’s really got the corner on stupid though. It was kind of nice to know the outcome of the match, and know that Osgood and Hawkins would be given a chance to laugh at Felix later, and the show seemed to be making the point (a little too loudly) that making racist comments will lead to losing all your money. It made me think that perhaps this was all a fake out and Felix was trying to find a way to convince everyone to bet that Lewis would lose so he could take their money. So when he made his little speech to Rita Sue at the end of the episode claiming that he had bet on Lewis (and that he didn’t care what colour a boxer was) I almost believed him and was getting very excited. However it just didn’t add up, after all he had clearly been upset by the outcome of the fight, and was muttering about the fact that he shouldn’t have bet on a Hebe. Burleigh and the other rousties thinking that Felix is a bit of a prat was vindicating to an extent after that, but since they’re hardly any better it isn’t all that satisfying!

I loved the way that Rita Sue used sex as a weapon entirely self-consciously to get Felix to admit to her how much he owes in gambling debts. However, she’s clearly an idiot. I don’t understand why she’d give him all her money (yes she should have her head examined), since it clearly isn’t something that would go well. I can forgive it though, because it leads to the wonderful image of a man fucking a whore (we’ll leave aside the fact that she’s his wife for the moment), whilst stuffing her freely given money into his pocket. Felix continues to lie about the outcome to Rita Sue (claiming that he used all her money to bet on Lewis winning the fight), but she’s clearly not buying it and is just so bitingly sarcastic towards him.

I’m not entirely sure why Rita Sue had a load of alligator trivia at her disposal, but it was just so randomly wonderful and further proof of her extreme awesomeness. In desperation she pushes her goading of Felix to extremes to get him to admit that he lost all their money and starts giving away all their belongings, and then completely incongruously throws even more alligator facts into her tirade. Felix really doesn’t deserve anyone this great, he’s as amusing as hell but he’s not a very good husband, father or friend. I could understand his rage at Jonesy (Jonesy’s affair with Rita Sue did damage their family life considerably) but attacking him for dancing with Libby simply wasn’t acceptable- especially since he valiantly pronounces that his little girl ain’t for sale. There’s a certain level of hypocrisy which even I’m uncomfortable with. It’s pretty obvious that Jonesy’s a complete sap and has feelings for Libby as well, he clearly isn’t trying to negotiate an hour or two with her. Also attacking a man with a leg brace hardly seems fair, although I can’t imagine Felix being overly concerned with that point.

Libby and Rita Sue’s relationship continued to be fraught, and they had a brilliant layered discussion when Rita Sue was trying to co-ordinate their mirror dance. It’s true that Libby to an extent is a mirror of Rita Sue, she’s been brought up to emulate her mother and even bleached her hair. Her taste in men is clearly reminiscent of her mother’s too since they’re both attracted to Jonesy. She is adamant that she isn’t merely Rita Sue’s doppelganger though, and in fact defiantly breaks out of the routine in order to show off when Jonesy drops into the tent. I think the costume choice was purposefully something which didn’t particularly suit Rita Sue as well, which added to her embarrassment (also only wearing one stocking and one glove looks stupid no matter how gorgeous you are). Rita Sue seemed incredibly pissed off, to the point that she even pointed out Jonesy’s presence to Felix which could result in violence quite easily.

I think that Felix may have achieved a new low in attempting to pay for his dental surgery with an offer of ogling Rita Sue. Rita Sue was disgusted with him for that, but when Bud turns up to collect the money that Felix owes him she’s suddenly quite happy to use her wiles. She was wonderfully calm and collected- telling Felix to just shut up and giving Bud permission to slap him around if he felt like it, but to talk to her about serious things instead. With a tilt of her head and a flutter of her eyelashes she attempts to reason with him by pointing out that there’s a Depression on (just in case it had somehow escaped his attention). Bud’s rejection followed by Libby’s marriage to Jonesy probably didn’t do a lot for Rita Sue’s self-esteem. I do really think that although she is clearly feeling sad for herself, since she loved Jonesy and it obviously hurts to see her daughter with him, she is also sad for Libby since she wanted better for her than one of stripping and prostituting herself and then marrying a roustie and settling in the carnival for life. I seriously loved every minute of the loaded interaction between mother and daughter, and it was a great contrast to Felix’s reaction to the marriage which mostly seemed to be regret at the fact that the show would be losing a dancer.

I’m glad that Rita Sue retained the ability to intimidate Jonesy even after all of this, and that she remains tightly controlled- making the situation about important issues such as money and the concept of family, rather than giving into her anguish. Libby is totally awesome too (she’s more like her mother than she realises or would like to admit), and has the power to shut Felix up completely. Libby managed to make it abundantly clear that she wasn’t going to let anyone walk all over her or decide what she will do (as if she’s livestock of some kind), be they a parent or her husband. She decrees that she will carry on dancing (with caveats) but not prostitution until they have enough money to pay off Felix’s debts and ‘if any of y’all don’t like it you can take a flying fuck at the man in the moon!’. The response to this outburst is predictably stunned silence, but then Felix attempts to smooth things over by pointing out that there’s pie. You’d really think that Supernatural would have been able to put me off pie by filling it with negative associations, but dammit I always want pie.

I took a strong dislike to Burleigh, but I loved that Rita Sue refused to show him that he intimidated her. The fact that he was trying to negotiate sex with her whilst she was sewing of all things just made it seem even more out of place and ridiculous. Burleigh is pretty easy to hate, he’s clearly a lummox- misunderstanding ‘rhetorical’ as ‘retardical’, for example. The scene where Rita Sue ended up shakily aiming a gun at Felix whom she thought was Burleigh revealed how much he had actually intimidated her however. I was immediately convinced that Burleigh would soon start harassing Libby, and that it would be a very bad idea for him to do so. I was very glad when Jonesy jumped to Libby’s defence at the party and punched Burleigh out since he totally had it coming. Once Jonesy and Libby get married Burleigh is incredibly rude about Jonesy being attracted to her, which seems to smack of hypocrisy somewhat. Burleigh continues to try and be insulting by growling that he doesn’t fuck whores, but Libby responds sharply that that’s only because they refuse to service him.

Even though Libby promised Jonesy and Hawkins that she’d keep Hawkins’ healing powers a secret she caves and tells her mother the truth about what happened in the wake of Rita Sue’s taunts about her missing husband, her jibes are pretty low- she calls him a cripple and says he wasn’t that good in bed anyway. It doesn’t matter though because Rita Sue doesn’t believe her, and for some reason goes blabbing to Lilah. Lilah is really insincere as soon as she’s got the information about Hawkins which could help her get Lodz, merely blandly assuring Rita Sue that she was a good mother. Rita Sue is also pretty cruel to Libby later, saying that Jonesy probably found a nice, decent girl who doesn’t strip for a living. This really smarts because it’s hardly as if Libby chose this lifestyle.

Rita Sue gets incredibly stressed at Samson for dragging them to New Canaan since her show can hardly do much in a religious town and she’s desperate to make money so that they can pay off Felix’s gambling debts. They have been forced to play in a religious town beforehand, where they ended up doing a Revival act, but that wasn’t quite the same- the carnival didn’t set its sights on an obviously devout settlement in that case. I love the interaction between Rita Sue and Samson- Rita Sue generally displays unwavering loyalty to Samson unlike many of the others, but she feels unable to follow him in this case.

Sofie also eventually gets some interesting character development too, and I think that Clea DuVall is a great actress (FYI she played the invisible girl Marcie in the Buffy episode ‘Out of Mind, Out of Sight’, and the fact that she managed to give a memorable appearance in such a role speaks volumes I should think). I wasn’t surprised that Hawkins was the one who found her when she went a-wandering, as it echoed her looking after him in the beginning of the series. Most of her interaction with Hawkins made me like her a little more too actually, she just tended to act a lot nicer around him. I really liked the idea of Sofie becoming a roustie, and her determination to actually do something made me like her, at least briefly. I just like her attitude- that digging a pointless hole beats curling up and dying, and wanting to work so hard that there’s nothing left of her but the work. I was getting all ready to laugh my arse off at Sofie killing someone with a dropped screwdriver, sadly however that moment never came. I think that the importance of the Ferris wheel and the (im)possibility of it breaking down was set up well though.

The Rousties are real bastards to Sofie. Whilst I can definitely see where they’re coming from (come on, I hate the bitch) I do think that they ought to be a little nicer to her- after all her mother did just die. Even the one guy who bet that she would last out and finish digging the hole turned against her. Although Sofie is adamant that she won’t go back to reading people’s fortunes tarot cards keep appearing everywhere. Nobody seems too concerned as to where they keep appearing from, it isn’t really the most mysterious thing that happens but I would expect a little puzzlement. When Sofie eventually agrees to read Hawkins’ fortune for him Apollonia appears to her again (which was very freaky, especially with her strangely deep voice) and tells her that Sofie was always the one who read the cards. I’d kind of suspected that Sofie did have psychic abilities of her own, rather than just a telepathic link with her mute mother, but I’m not sure why she wasn’t aware of this. Apollonia’s haunting of Sofie is very eerie, perhaps because you get the sense of Sofie’s desperation- she truly cannot escape her mother. The moment when she appeared in Sofie’s bed was honestly terrifying.

The fact that Management is revealed to be tangible (there’s an arm, I saw it!) early in season two was interesting, especially in terms of furthering the plot, but quickly made him seem less creepy. The fact that his voice also seemed less spooky and more wheedling (I wasn’t aware that he was voiced by a woman though) also added to this. However, the reason for this clicked into place in later episodes, it wasn’t an oversight but a shift towards the revelation that Management was actually a dying man and an Avatar of light (and therefore not to be feared). His face was even eventually shown, which would have been rubbish if he was supposed to be maintaining his mysterious identity, but by that point he seemed more like a sympathetic character.

I was very glad to see that Management and Samson were still on good terms (and I love Samson referring to Management as ‘(the) Man’). Management had pulled a fake out by pretending to be all chummy with Lodz (whose name I still think ought to be pronounced ‘Wudj’) and humiliated Samson by kicking him out of his trailer. However this was all just a ploy to get Hawkins to kill Lodz. Whilst that isn’t necessarily cause for happiness, it’s nice to know (or at least assume) that Samson was in on it the whole time, and that they maintained a good relationship. The idea of them being on the outs with each other was a little jarring since Samson does seem to make a good right hand man for Management, especially as he’s incredibly knowledgeable about everything (although possibly that’s a role that he only fulfils entirely when he’s monolouging in season premieres). That’s a neat little twist that wouldn’t have ever been realised had the show been cancelled after the first season, and although by the end of the second season there are plenty of hints as to where the show would have gone it’s still incredibly frustrating to know that there would have been all sorts of twists and turns that are probably never going to be realised. I still want to know what Inara’s not-suicide kit in Firefly was too!

The death of Lodz does show that Hawkins has already acclimatised to the Carnie way of life and various customs. For example when he buries Lodz he leaves something with the body, having learnt this from Dora Mae’s beautiful funeral when everyone present left something precious of theirs with her body. It’s also clear that he understands what Samson means when he says that he’ll be the one to ‘pick a number’ (for Carnie justice!) for Lodz’ murder. Samson is completely rubbish at covering up the Lodz situation, it’s comical but I have to assume that it comes from his anger because otherwise it seems very out of character. When instructing everyone to search for the missing Sofie he doesn’t cover his tracks and tell people, at least cursorily, to keep an eye out for Lodz too. This raises Lilah’s ire and makes her suspicious of him. A lot of the time I don’t really like Lilah, but here I can find some sympathy for her (even though to be honest she’s probably better off without Lodz). Plus I like her pretty dresses.

I loved all the Ruthie/Hawkins interaction, and not just because I really love Ruthie. It was a wonderful commentary on talking at cross-purposes. Ruthie thought that they were having a nice, sweet moment thanking him for ‘looking after her’, whereas the audience is aware that Hawkins is actually fretting about murdering Lodz for Ruthie’s life. I was hoping that some sinning would commence after this nattering, but sadly I was disappointed. Nick Stahl also managed to look good all sweaty and oily in that scene too, I’m wondering if this is a fact that applies to all men? It probably does when you consider that Nick Stahl isn’t particularly attractive with his squished monkey face. He does get some awesome ripped dungarees though, I really want some, as well as some suspenders and Rita Sue’s tailor. I’m glad that Ruthie at least had some comfort from Samson (who really is such a sweetie even if he tries to hide it) about her situation with Hawkins. I did think that Ruthie was being a bit of an idiot for starting doing her show again after almost dying from a snakebite, and I clearly had a point since she was almost strangled by one of her snakes shortly afterwards.

Strangely enough Hawkins started to get pretty skittish when Ruthie was talking to him about death. He’s incredibly transparent most of the time, and simply an awful liar. He hardly seems like the type of person you’d want the fate of the world to depend on. I mean he’s clearly an idiot half of the time, apparently not possessing common sense, a knowledge of any basic fables or fairy tales or even a working memory. I imagine that any pudgy toddler could tell him that if a creepy old guy accompanied by a disturbing little girl demands that you get out of your truck for whatever reason, you shouldn’t do so. Nonetheless I do love Hawkins, and he just manages to be this strong moral force, like in this instance when he makes the old man promise not to sell the young ‘retarded’ girl (who one assumes is his granddaughter) for sex anymore, and you really believe in the old man’s remorse here. Coming into contact with Hawkins somehow has this effect on people. It reminded me of the time when Hawkins forced the freaky mechanic to fix the Oakie’s truck and stop being such a bastard to them (without letting them sell their family heirloom to him for practically nothing), even though it was Samson’s money that he was using to do so and it would take him ages to be able to pay him back for this. Some things are just important. It’s a good parallel, especially because that also occurred in the wake of Hawkins being an idiot- not realising that people who smile too much at you and pepper their speech with endearments or ‘son’s are clearly out to fuck you over.

Presumably due to Hawkins killing Lodz to save Ruthie, she starts being possessed by him. It’s something that seemed unlikely to end in puppies and rainbows even from the beginning. Her new (occassional) psychic abilities and attempts to interact with Sofie made me think that perhaps she was going to become the new Apollonia to Sofie, but I think that the powers were just a result of the transformation and/or manifestations of Lodz’s powers. Even when not possessed by Lodz she has some powers, for example being able to see dead people, but when this happens she sees them as live people so she gets very confused by this power. She starts to think that she’s going mad- well I’d imagine that dying will do that to a person. I loved that Samson’s response to her despair is trying to organise a show for the carnival with it. It turns out that the reason she’s freaking out is that she thinks that she had a vision of Scudder (whereas she really did see him and he is alive), and she really can’t cope with the idea that ghosts have cars.

When Hawkins goes off in search of ‘the crone’ Krohn (did I mention that I love homonyms?) it was fairly evident that it wasn’t going to go well. I mean Ben Hawkins in close proximity to a crazy old woman who likes to attack dolls? He exhibited some pretty stunning idiocy rather quickly- worrying about setting off a cacophony when he’d just been screaming for attention and was in fact in the middle of shouting his credentials at the top of his voice (i.e. the fact that he’s neither the law nor a poacher). He then gets so freaked out that he runs off into the unfamiliar woods in the dark, and manages to get kidnapped by some proper hicks, who come complete with monkeys and a whipping fetish. They were even drinking moonshine out of jam jars, they were truly awesome. In a surprise twist the hicks end up saving Hawkins (by unburying him) once they find Scudder’s trinket which he had on him, I love their response to the discovery too- they’re very, very freaked out. They had reason to be I suppose, since Emma Krohn the crone sews Lee’s mouth up as punishment (which really has to be one of the best crazy old lady punishments ever).

It was an interesting twist that she turned out to be Hawkins’ grandmother, which in turn made his hick tormenters his assorted relatives. She also turned out to be much blinder than even Lodz what with being completely eyeless. She seemed relatively benign at first, Hawkins was getting on reasonably well with her and was sweetly leading her down the stairs to the shock of everyone else (understandable since the last person who came down those stairs was Lee who came down at a gallop in terror because his lips had been sewn together). She quickly displays an unpleasant temperament however, although really one ought to expect that when making the mistake of interrupting the ramblings of crazy old folk. It becomes clear that she’s actually very dangerous and insane when she attempts to stab Hawkins after he accidentally drops his father’s ‘death’ mask. She can’t actually do it, it isn’t obvious whether she’s stopped by an outside force or if she just can’t bring herself to do it- although my bet would be on the former. She ends up giving him the knife, but really Hawkins is far too trusting- despite his misgivings he closes his eyes when she asks him to (and nearly gets stabbed for his pains).

It also transpires that she was the one who killed her husband and her other children (no wonder she didn’t want to talk about it) and clawed her eyes out. I told you she was creepy. Hawkins being disparaging about his hick relatives seemed a bit hypocritical, alright he doesn’t seem to have a penchant for kidnapping or monkeys particularly but he’s a total hick (and plenty of the Carnivale crew refer to him as such). They tell Hawkins that he’s always welcome to come back since there’s always room for kin at the table, and strangely this doesn’t appear to be a joke. What they think could induce him to voluntarily spend time with this lot escapes me, and apparently Hawkins. I think he’s probably especially pissed off since they ruined his one good t-shirt, and he has to go around wearing a stabbed, bloody top for a while. By the next episode it got replaced, but I don’t think that that would be particularly unlikely to actually happen so I’m not considering it an error. Thankfully they didn’t hurt his dungarees.

Hawkins’ next stop on his hunt for Scudder is the disturbing man who made Scudder’s death mask. He managed to endear himself to me slightly by insisting that there’s always time for hot cider and good company. His creepiness shone through though, especially due to his obsession with children (especially dead ones) and dolls, as well as the fact that he sounded worryingly like the paedophile from Family Guy. I knew that Scudder was blatantly still alive, and I’m not sure why Krohn told Hawkins that he was dead. I suppose she might have just done it to be cruel, and anyway she was insane. It also seems plausible that she really did think he was dead, which would explain why Scudder wanted the mask created in the first place (especially since she’d appreciate something she could feel rather than need to see). I did wonder if perhaps Scudder was holed up at another carnival since that would provide quite a good way of hiding oneself simply because it allows people to move around the country swiftly and constantly, without them having to cough up the money for doing so.

The way that the mask maker told Ben that he has a very interesting face seemed to smack of a creepy obsessiveness. His description was fairly accurate however, Nick Stahl does have an interesting face and sunken eyes. Despite this guy’s weirdness I really think that Hawkins ought to attempt to display some social skills, rather than just bellowing at him to do what he wants right now. The fact that Hawkins seems oblivious to the fact that he’s been drugged is further evidence of his idiocy. The mask maker’s own mask stuck in a weird expression was priceless, and I loved grumpy drugged Hawkins headbutting him, as well as the fact that he had more concern for Hawkins’ ‘interesting’ face than his own safety. I do feel that pouring plaster all over someone’s face might stop them breathing or possibly blind them though.

This is possibly (but probably not) explained by the suggestion that it was all a dream. Hawkins vainly tries to find proof of the ordeal but he cannot, and the mild mannered man is reasonably convincing in his bewilderment. Many weird events (especially if they occur at the beginning of an episode) often turn out to be Hawkins’ (or possibly Justin’s) dreams, but they’re also often prophetic. I was really hoping that it had actually happened, and that there was a secret workshop hidden somewhere, which seemed reasonably likely when it was revealed that Justin’s broadcast had influence here. The surrealism and uncertainty of the whole thing were brilliant. When Justin received a box at the end of this episode I was pretty sure I knew what it would contain. Not a dick in a box, but a hick- or at least a mask of his face. In fact it was even better, Hawkins’ mask somehow had a link with Hawkins’ eyes allowing Justin to see through them which definitely suggests that the mask making escapades did really happen. Justin ends up breaking the mask, which links him with Hawkins really since he broke Scudder’s mask pretty recently too. Hawkins’ mask started bleeding when it fell apart though, which was different. Maybe this was an homage to his brilliance, which results in wonderful lines such as “Hawkins, quit your gawkin’!” getting said.

Once Hawkins returns to the carnival he proves once again that he just isn’t all that bright. Stroud posing as a Sheriff informs him that the carnival is closed, so he bums around with Stroud for literally all of two seconds in an attempt to show that he isn’t working at the carnival. He then screws it up entirely by wandering on into the carnival before Stroud has gone, which makes him incredibly suspicious of course.

The interaction between Hawkins and Sofie didn’t annoy me particularly since they are quite sweet together. However Samson really didn’t seem impressed when he witnessed Sofie kissing Hawkins’ cheek and there’s a real sense that things starting up between them probably wouldn’t go too well. Samson tries to convince Hawkins of this, using the argument that if they get involved it’s going to end up sucking for her since Hawkins is almost certainly going to die soon. He demands that Hawkins stop being so bloody selfish. Although I suppose he does have a point I think that he could be a little nicer to Hawkins, and anyway that line of argument seems more likely to get Hawkins running for comfort while he can still get it! Sofie finally agreeing to read the cards for Hawkins brought the welcome return of Sofie’s sexin’ visions, this time featuring Sofie and Hawkins. Although he claimed that he wasn’t privy to this vision I’m pretty sure that he was lying.

The desert-based visions were well-shot, and reminded me a little of the White Room idea that was used in Angel. I didn’t really put together all the desert-based visions with the ‘false Sun’ of the atomic bombs until I read about it. Perhaps this would have been made more explicit in later seasons, for people like me who hadn’t even heard of the town of Trinity. Certainly when I watch Carnivale there’s one show that I end up thinking of quite a lot- Pushing Daisies. Whilst I do like that show a lot I have to acknowledge that it really does seem to be ripping off Ben Hawkins’ storyline- i.e. having the power to bring people back from the dead but causing others to die by doing so. Certainly Pushing Daisies pursues this in a much more fun and fluffy way, but I think that in the end the drama and despair of Carnivale is much more satisfying, and I’m worried that I’m now not going to be able to enjoy Pushing Daisies as much anymore.

Like Ned from Pushing Daisies Hawkins doesn’t know why he has these abilities. He seems far more wary of them then Ned though, possibly because he never got the opportunity to save his mother who warded him off, and because he hasn’t worked out how to make money from saving people unless it involves an annoying Christian Revivalist tent. He’s also plagued by people pushing and pulling him in different directions regarding his powers, and horrific nightmares. This leads to him being far more of a reluctant hero than even Ned, although I think painting him as the most reluctant hero is a little unfair. There’s always ridiculously lazy bastards like me after all.

The card reading and subsequent vision seems to have drawn them closer together, Hawkins doesn’t seem particularly surprised to find Sofie in his van. I suppose this could also be evidence of his general dimness as well though, he doesn’t really show any concern about the fact that a distressed woman has turned up unannounced nor does he do anything appropriately soothing. I did actually feel kind of bad for Sofie, since Hawkins couldn’t adequately explain to her why he couldn’t just leave everyone else behind and disappear with her- although that still presents no reason as to why she couldn’t run off anyway. They get to bond over their Daddy issues, and I loved the point blank way Sofie says that if she ever meets her father she’d cut him down dead for raping her mother. Hawkins manages to actually get around to being vaguely comforting and is really sweet to her, assuring her that nobody could hate her (I forgive him for this blatant lie) and goes around calling her “Sof”, unconsciously mimicking Jonesy.

The fact that Sofie and Hawkins get on well enough for Sofie to want Hawkins to run away with her makes sense, because neither of them fits into the carnival way of life properly. Hawkins is a newbie and Sofie later reveals that she wasn’t born into this way of life either. They both seem a little too normal, I suppose making them doubly liminal- they are clearly different to the people in the towns that they visit who are enchanted by the carnival but often fear and hate the people who bring it to them. Sofie’s place within the troupe was relatively secure when she had a place reading people’s fortunes with her mother’s help, but with her mother’s death Sofie doesn’t know what to do with herself and feels increasingly isolated (unsurprising since she chased away her two best friends). She attempted to become a roustie, but she really sucked at it. Hawkins is seen as too normal and dopey by a lot of the Carnivale folk; he is grudgingly accepted but he doesn’t quite fit in properly. This is deeply ironic since Hawkins and Sofie both possess mystical powers greater than those of anyone else around (except possibly Management)- although their abilities certainly would be unlikely to connote acceptance, under any analysis they are different from pretty much everyone else. I suppose it is the awareness (in Hawkins case) and suggestion (for Sofie) of these powers which makes them separate themselves off from the others more and more, and leads them to find solace in each other.

Since Sofie seems to become instantly likable and vibrant around Hawkins I really enjoyed this storyline, and felt much kinder towards Sofie for a brief while. The fact that she was constantly being set upon by visions of Apollonia and others, such as a freaky little girl, who I think may have been channelling Apollonia made me feel kind of sorry for her too. Sofie seems almost sweet when she’s wandering around barefoot looking traumatised by a small child with her horrible little doll (Carnivale may have succeeded in giving me a phobia of dolls), and the repetition of the phrase ‘every prophet in her house’ was mystifying but certainly created a sense of foreboding. The connection with the dolls and so on made me wonder if Apollonia was related to Emma Krohn somehow, it wouldn’t have really surprised me if Hawkins and Sofie had turned out to be siblings. However, the wacky incest quotient was to be filled in other ways- whilst Hawkins and Sofie must have been related somehow through his great-great-possibly some more greats-grandparents it isn’t really close enough to be shocking.

Once again Sofie claims that she’s leaving the carnival. I was suspicious since we’ve definitely heard that song before, and getting rid of an annoying character (even though she wasn’t being too bad at that moment) seemed like too much to hope for. Sofie manages to fit in a good bit of fun first anyway, despite her attempts to fight it. Hawkins eventually drags her out of the van to have their only little private dance, ‘I ain’t no Fred Astaire but I like this song!’, and despite the fact that they’re all fumbles and awkwardness they seem to enjoy themselves. I seriously cherish a decent dancing partner who’ll make a bit of an effort to dance, even if they aren’t particularly brilliant at it. Then they eventually kiss! I knew the game they were playing even if they weren’t aware of it- psychic chicken. Since they’re both ‘special children’ it was only a matter of time before one of them had a vision and started screaming. Sofie won, or I suppose lost, since she was afflicted first. Hawkins, sensitive as ever, told her that she’d just gone slightly insane since the fire and shouldn’t worry about it. Obviously his visions are bonda fide, but hers are the delusions of a crazy woman.

Hawkins and Sofie end up reminiscing about the (not all that) old days and snuggling, which was really adorable. The scene took a turn for the hot surprisingly fast, and I discovered that Nick Stahl actually has a rather attractive back. Their sex scene was wonderfully intercut with Jonesy and Felix’s mud fight, which leant a touch of the surreal to the proceedings but also made things seem even more frantic and corporeal. The fact that Sofie’s orgasms apparently have the power to affect the weather and bring much-needed rain seemed pretty ridiculous (wasn’t there a hammy X-Files episode with a woman whose emotions changed the weather?). Later events reveal that she’s the Omega, and the idea that two powerful forces coming together cause this level of tempestuousness does make sense. Hawkins was surprisingly coherent mid-coitus, perhaps that somehow makes up for his general lack of sense. Jonesy stumbling into them after his fight and their sexploits must have hurt him somewhat, even if his attentions have now shifted towards Libby. I loved the scene of Sofie frolicking in the rain afterwards, and I’m glad that they at least got to have some happiness. It’s nice that Hawkins got over his fear and hatred of sex pretty quickly.

After all of this though Hawkins finally decides to set out alone, as it really seemed that he was going to have to do for quite a while. This also allowed the format of the show to change somewhat which I think can only be a good thing. Just when the two major storylines (Hawkins’ and Justin’s) seem close to converging, the show is split into different storylines- Hawkins’, Justin’s and the carnival’s. Even a really good show can start to become stale if it consistently seems to be doing the same things- even if they are interesting and disjointing techniques. It’s always nice to see a show experiment with that, even if it doesn’t always work perfectly like with season 6 of Buffy, and to constantly throw the audience off-kilter by playing with expectations (I think Weeds does this well for example). The fact that he didn’t even wake Sofie up to say goodbye was lame and cliché beyond belief though. Of course this leads to her disappearing off all by herself (as she had said she would) and Hawkins not knowing that she’s off in the big wide world all alone. If he’d at least said goodbye and explained in even the most vague terms what he was doing she might well have agreed to wait at the carnival for his return, or they could have made alternative plans to meet. I think that Samson was a bit unfair to Jonesy in the wake of Sofie’s disappearance, whilst I do think that Jonesy could have been nicer to her I can understand his anger towards her and I don’t think that he was responsible for her choice to leave. I also really didn’t think that the show suffered from the lack of her while she was (briefly) absent.

The meeting with the other carnival, The Daily Brothers, was interesting. They suddenly seemed so exotic and different, after being acclimatised to the Carnivale troupe. They didn’t appear to actually be lousy with midgets, but they did have an elephant! The elephant was excellent in and of itself, but the scene where a drunk Felix stumbled off to pee and then discovered that the elephant was next to him was comically brilliant. I think if that had happened to me I would have run off screaming. Suddenly there was double the carnie fun- I especially liked Bree Walker as Sabina as well as her rubbish “transvestite” husband Bert (with probably the worst costume ever). Sabina’s eloctrodactyly more than made up for Hawkins’ loss of the lobster gal, and the fact that she used to be married to Samson was intriguing.

Charlie Lewis (I think the first black carnie on the show?) seemed really fun too (especially when laughing at Burleigh or perving on Lilah), although he disappeared off very quickly. It was nice that Carnivale took these others in, I suppose Samson felt a little responsible after all since it was possibly his taunting of Stroud which led to the fire at The Daily Brothers carnival. The fact that the Carnivale characters started hanging out with their Daily Brothers counterparts was fun and believable, I especially liked Lilah getting stoned with a gaggle of women and swapping beard gossip.

Sabina perving over Samson was pretty funny, as was their gropefest. It took on a new significance when it was revealed that she was doing it under Management’s orders as a way to prevent Samson getting involvled in the action that was happening in his trailer with Scudder and Hawkins. The idea that Sabina and Samson had been good friends with Management suggested that he was once capable of being fun and pleasant, but had just been warped by his illness and self-imposed isolation. The situation between Sabina and Samson led to some animosity between Bert and Samson, and Bert attempted to threaten Samson. However Samson busts out a huge knife (much bigger than Bert’s of course) from his cane. It was hilarious, Dr House really needs to look into getting one of those I feel…

Hawkins continues to be woefully unintelligent out on his own. It’s apparently inconceivable for the letters ‘H’ and ‘S’ to appear near each other on a sign without them being a divine indication of the presence of Henry Scudder. He does actually manage to track down Scudder, and the mere fact that the landlord was building a model of the Eiffel tower had me convinced that there was going to be some violence soon just so that the painstaking work put into the model would count for nothing once it was smashed and ruined. I was right about the violence, but strangely the model remained intact. The landlord directed Hawkins to Scudder’s old apartment with the puzzling advice that the door’s always open. The reason for this soon became clear- the room was occupied by three ageing, incredibly foul whores. They were utterly brilliant, especially in the way that they were completely disinterested even when all the fighting broke out right in front of them. Stroud punching a mirror would definitely have to hurt, and you’d expect some reaction!

Hawkins was treated to a vision of Scudder mutilating his face with acid in a bid to remain hidden. He then displayed impressive reasoning skills, which really seemed quite out of character, and discovered his father working downstairs. Stroud started aggressively chopping at the door that they were behind, and who doesn’t love a Shining reference? Sadly I don’t think anyone around was called Johnny… It was even funnier when the frightened landlord revealed that he’d had a key the entire time anyway. Hawkins almost managed to kill Stroud (but not quite) by healing Scudder and giving him his face, and I suppose his identity, back. Although Stroud didn’t perish at least this healing had the positive effect of making Justin violently ill. Perhaps it made him feel a little remorseful for his actions too, because really “what a day to lose the maid”, so he probably shouldn’t have raped and beaten her to the point of insanity.

I’d almost forgotten that Management, or rather Belyakov, was ‘The Russian’ in Hawkins’ dreamscape. The subtle reminded of that fact finally made me clock that clearly he was the ‘bad man’, the father that had tried to kill Iris and Justin. Hawkins really had to use all his tricks to get Scudder to agree to come and meet with Management, and ended up sounding like the parent of a small child the way that he was promising to protect him. Hawkins was appallingly rubbish at protecting Scudder from Management as it turned out, in fact for a long time he mostly just shouted “let him go!” a lot which was entirely ineffectual. Eventually Hawkins jumped into the fray and stabbed (the deformed) Belyakov an excessive amount causing him to bleed blue all over the place (which nobody seemed to think was odd). He was somehow actually still alive and managed to impart some wisdom to Hawkins, who was clearly in dire need of it.

Hawkins stabbing Justin in a vision was apparently enough to give him heartburn and a fit, he hardly seems like the toughest villain ever. He then goes on to completely suck at explaining the situation to Samson (I think that Management needed to impart a little more wisdom). Samson must be getting a tad suspicious at this point, every time he leaves Hawkins alone in that trailer he kills someone and then blames it on one of Management’s diabolical plans. Apparently the whole Scudder thing was part of the plan, Management had never wanted to kill him just wanted to use him as a pawn to ensure that Hawkins killed Management. I feel as if there could have been an easier way to get Hawkins to kill him though- he could have just annoyed him endlessly, or taken responsibility for Ruthie’s murder or even just explained the situation and asked Hawkins to kill him. I don’t understand why he couldn’t have passed on this knowledge to Hawkins without dying either, but perhaps Hawkins’ full powers couldn’t manifest with a previous avatar of Light still extant. Hawkins was far too gleeful at pointing out that he’s the ‘Prince’ being referred to. Samson was not impressed by this line of reasoning, and merely responds that Hawkins is a ‘dumb hick son of a bitch’. Fair.

Predictably nobody bothered to tell Hawkins that Sofie had left. That whole storyline seemed a little too cliché. It was weird to see the same old Hawkins in his battered dungarees suddenly being knowledgeable and muttering to himself a lot, and I’m not sure that it quite worked, at least initially. He does quickly move on to sounding manic but somewhat more intelligent which is good, although all his talk of ‘ascending’ sounded like utter bollocks, especially since it was never explained, stolen straight from Stargate. Since I’m not much of a Stargate fan (although obviously anthropologist Daniel Jackson was alright) that isn’t really a good thing. The image of Hawkins doing research with loads of books open around him was a little jarring, it’s too weird to have him suddenly be incredibly smart and it’s sad to think that this will compromise his adorable personality. I think that Firefly achieved a better version of this kind of character development with River and her sanity.

Samson goes around waving a shroud of Management’s at Hawkins, intimating (I suppose) that Management was a reincarnation of Christ. It’s never made clear exactly what or who these avatars are, the idea of avataric blood (which is apparently blue, I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a reference to royalty but that could make sense with all the references to Princes) suggests that the power is somehow kept in the family. It seems to be suggesting that both Scudder and Hawkins are therefore descendents of Christ, and that Management and Hawkins are both manifestations of God. This seems like a far more pro-Christian message but since the show also has an evil preacher who uses religion to serve his evil purposes, I’d say that the show comes out more neutral on the subject of religion than overwhelmingly positive. Hawkins is adamant that he is exactly what Management was (whatever that may have been) but Samson vehemently disagrees, ‘I’ll tell you one thing you ain’t: my friend’. I can totally understand why Samson is mad at Hawkins but it’s imperative that he get over this anger and start helping Hawkins like Management wanted. This is why Management should have involved him more, rather than sending Sabina to distract him. With Management’s death noone is officially in charge of the carnival anymore, and Samson quickly falls into doing just what Jonesy had thought he was doing all along- using Management’s name to instil fear and order people around.

The Ferris wheel eventually did break, as the show (as well as Stroud) had been hinting that it would. Hawkins listened to one woman’s prayer, ‘Please God, take me not my son’, and he obeys. His ability to drain one person’s life force and turn it over to somebody else’s suggests that he is in fact the avatar of God. I have a feeling that Pushing Daisies will never get as dark or as theological as Carnivale. It didn’t seem like a good situation for the little boy though, and I wondered if Hawkins had just orphaned him and sent him into the difficult kind of life that Hawkins himself had had, but then a loving father came bounding along to assuage these worries. All of this seemed to have a positive effect on Samson and Hawkins’ relationship, and they made up pleasantly. Whatever Hawkins is supposed to be the (re)incarnation of, he’s certainly a trustworthy type of avatar rather than one who wants to surround himself with mystery and misdirection. Hawkins spits when he shakes hands and agrees to make 50 cent bets, isn’t that what people want out of their mythical heroes? In the wake of the Ferris wheel tragedy everyone quickly readies themselves to get out of Dodge post-hastey.

Hawkins takes off by himself in order to track down Scudder, but when he comes across Libby and Jonesy just after they’ve been attacked it’s immediately obvious that he’s going to put aside his mission momentarily and save Jonesy. This is a large part of why I love Hawkins. I also loved him getting all shouty and authoritarian, and people actually listening to him for once (although I was a little concerned at him ordering Libby to drive off since I can’t recall any evidence of her being able to). It was nice to finally get to see a flashback of Jonesy playing ball, and it was a subtle reminder of his past career. Hawkins uses his powers to kill a load of birds with his mind, a useful talent and indicative of a sensible appreciation of irony since Jonesy was covered in feathers, and heals him. I was really glad that he saved Jonesy but I do think that it is a bit weak as a plot devise since it’s like a get out of jail card that can be utilised at any time, and gives far too much of a sense of security since it’s unlikely that any of the main characters will die (in a permanent way). It can lead to too many twists and turns in a way that stops feeling interesting but just becomes par for the course, like in season two of Heroes.

Hawkins doesn’t get a ‘thank you’, but at least gets an awed ‘why?’ and both Jonesy and Libby are clearly thankful. I loved the way that Hawkins simply brushes away the fact that what he’s done is clearly impossible by stating that ‘everything’s impossible until it ain’t’ which is a wonderful truism. After this explanation the first thing that Jonesy thought of was his leg, I’m not sure if he was about to demand that Hawkins heal it now or perhaps berate him for not doing so, but he cuts open his trousers and realises that his leg has in fact been completely healed along with the rest of him. I can completely understand why he is so happy about it, but I feel that a man whose just been brought back from the brink of death to spend his life with his beautiful young wife ought to be ecstatic whether or not he has a leg brace. Since it’s Jonesy I don’t really mind though, and enjoyed all his whooping and running about.

Hawkins didn’t even seem to be pissed off about losing time when he should have been hunting down Scudder and Stroud, although perhaps he ought to be. Jonesy didn’t even seem to see the irony in asking where the fire is when he questions Hawkins on his fast driving. Jonesy then insists on coming with Hawkins, presumably as some kind of thank you gift. No proper explanation of this is given beyond ‘I don’t know, it’s just something that I gotta do’, nor is there one for why Hawkins accepts. I mean it doesn’t sound completely implausible that he’d agree (especially as he didn’t have time to argue and just wanted to get going) but at least a cursory explanation such as strength in numbers or indeed in Jonesy’s arms would have been nice. Jonesy does prove to be especially useful in one area- not sounding like a hick and therefore making people co-operate with them a little more. However, Jonesy quickly gets pissed off with Hawkins’ caginess and the lack of information he has. I think it’s a little hypocritical to whine about this though when he’s the one who forced his (admittedly sometimes helpful) presence on Hawkins for nebulous reasons.

The German hotelier they stumble across was absolutely brilliant with his no-nonsense attitude and bitterness, “This isn’t the fucking Ritz, this is Cheyenne, Wyoming”, and then blathering on about a variety of topics including a fat American woman, the weather, Jonesy’s gun and his theory that Stroud and Scudder are scummy druggies. He insisted on blathering loudly even when they were attempting to be stealthy, but as it turned out there was no need for subtlety since Stroud and Scudder were already gone. I feel that Scudder’s place in the show’s mythology was never fully explained. Scudder was supposed to be an avatar of Darkness and was apparently trying to kill Management (unless of course Management made that up too, but I don’t think so, or if it was purely in self-defence which is possible) but Scudder doesn’t seem particularly evil, the only thing he did was steal Lodz’s eyesight and that was a fair exchange anyway. Mostly he just seems scared and worried. I understand that Justin as the Usher was supposed to be more evil than previous avatars, but it doesn’t seem difficult to be more evil than the mostly benign Scudder.

Libby ends up blabbing the secret to her mother who doesn’t believe her and repeats it to Lilah who is clearly intent on bringing Lodz back to life. I think that would have been an interesting plot twist that I wish the series had had time to explore, although at the same time it would be a bit pointless if Hawkins were able to go about resurrecting anyone at any point, and would present a lot of plot issues since noone would really need to fear death. Samson apparently heard Rita Sue talking about this to Lilah, and I don’t understand why he didn’t at least attempt to intercede and shut her up. Samson does attempt to comfort Libby at least (who, even after all she has been through, is still utterly terrified of Management’s trailer). It’s really nice for Libby to know that somebody believes her, and Samson can offer some real empathy since he has seen a horrific tarring himself. To be honest I really think that things could be a lot worse for Libby since she’s just witnessed a miracle, and she doesn’t need to be so angry at herself for blabbing especially since noone believed her. I think she probably just needed to let some of her emotions out since she had been through so much in such a short space of time, and Samson is such a sweetheart (to her and Sofie especially) and pops up at exactly the right time.

The random German guy turns up at the carnival, and blusters angrily about people calling him Fritz when his name is Klaus, which I loved. However his message (the newspaper that Jonesy and Hawkins had found with information about and a picture of Brother Justin) to Samson probably could have been sent via telephone or telegram easily. I guess they might have had literally no money as Samson is the one who has to pay him the ten dollars. I’m not quite sure why Samson was so rude to him though since he was doing him a favour, was America pretty anti-German during the 1930s? I thought that it didn’t become so til during the second world war, but I suppose in the wake of the first world war there might also be some anti-German sentiment.

Lilah is comically over-sexed (there was a moment when I honestly thought she was going to attempt to lure Samson off), and I think that’s part of why she befriends Ruthie when she realises that Ruthie may be being possessed by Lodz. She starts forcing her company on Ruthie more and more, clearly in an attempt to sex Lodz-in-Ruthie up, which really is all kinds of wrong when you think about it. Lodz leaves a message for Ruthie on the mirror, that Sofie is the Omega, but it’s never properly explained. It suggests that she is the end, and also possibly the opposite, but this really did need further explanation. I loved Ruthie’s disturbed expression as she rubbed this confounding message off the mirror and started at her wobbly reflection and clearly contemplated her distorted sense of self.

Lilah wakes up and discovers that possessed Ruthie has been performing cunilingus in her sleep. Lilah is quite happy to take advantage of this and it’s played for laughs really with Lodz’s ridiculous endearments and Ruthie’s confusion upon waking. However it really is a horrible violation of Ruthie by both Lilah and Lodz, and it wasn’t helped by the fact that Lilah was an utter bitch to her when she woke up. I’m pretty sure there was a vaguely similar Xena episode where Xena and Gabrielle finally kissed because one (or perhaps both) of them was possessed by someone or other. I just prefer my “lesbian” storylines with less possession and more consent personally.

The first episode included an absolutely perfect scene between Iris and Justin that was just so charged and tense, and was achieved without a word. I love Amy Madigan so freaking much, I wish more women in their 50s decked out in unbelievably frumpy outfits and bonnets could somehow be as sexy as her. I adore Iris’ voice as well, it just seems to change and almost warble so perfectly in a way that conveys her vulnerability and determination, and she has a beautiful singing voice.


She really brings so much to the scenes between Iris and Justin, there’s the suggestion of evil and incest but it’s never quite affirmed. The creators of Carnivale seemed inclined to producing scenes which could be interpreted in various different ways, and instead of providing a way to read these scenes they seemed determined to leave them open. This can work quite well for a film or a book, but can be a little frustrating in a television show because it makes it quite hard for the story to move on, in terms of Iris and Justin’s interaction it works pretty well though. The mystery surrounding them just seems impenetrable, not only for the audience but for them too. I do think that the show can occassionally be clunky, but I can overlook that because most of the ideas and language of the show (as well as the cinematography and score) are just so brilliant, and wonderfully dark and twisted.

One thing about their relationship that I found especially confusing (at least initially) was their choice to continue to use the language of Christianity even when they’re alone together. Justin still speaks of himself as on a ‘religious’ mission, and doesn’t seem to be doing so in an ironic way. Of course his aims could be interpreted as religious in a sense, but it still seems a little odd. I wonder if perhaps it was a conscious decision as an attempt to comment on the secret or double lives of the clergy and, perhaps to a lesser extent, Christians/religious people in general. Choosing to have the avatar of Darkness portrayed by a Minister (even if no deeper meaning was meant) cannot help but seem meaningful. I took it as certainly meant to convey a warning about believing too heavily in anything, and being too eager to hope. Maybe that’s partly due to reading Dune recently though.

I was a little bewildered as to how Iris managed to transition so quickly from an attitude of ‘I do everything for you, you never have to ask’ to ‘if you want me to do this you’re going to have to ask’ in about five seconds, but since it led to a powerful scene I don’t really mind. Later when Iris gives a heartfelt apology to Justin for not being able to give him what he wants I knew exactly what she was referring to- remorse. She can’t feel sorry for causing the deaths of the orphans because it set all the following events in motion.

I loved Iris’ ambiguous, yet clearly evil, smirk when she brought Celeste into their home as their new servant. Iris and Justin seem to constantly be embroiled in complicated power plays, and whilst it isn’t entirely clear what she hopes to achieve by including Celeste (to lead Justin into temptation and thus further evil or perhaps to sexually satisfy him while continuing to tempt him herself and thus retain power?), it’s clearly a loaded move. Justin also starts frequenting Chin’s, the local house of ill repute. It’s a place which seems to offer an odd range of services, including ones performed by small boys. I feel that getting a giant tattoo of a tree without any evidence of explanation or even a vague sketch probably isn’t a service offered all that widely however. I’m a little peeved that no explanation was given for how the (supposed) whore was involved in what was going on, and hope that some development was imminent rather than the mere fact that she was foreign and exotic being enough. There seemed to be a suggestion that Chin’s might have some relevance to Justin’s powers back in season one in terms of his first vision, although that might just have been because it gave him useful information with which to blackmail people.

I seriously adored Justin’s dirty sketches, the idea of nymphomania being a symptom of evil (still not making any David Duchovny jokes) is a little played out, but I think it worked pretty well here because it made Justin seem creepier, especially because the idea of an over-sexed member of the clergy seems jarring enough even when they aren’t evil masterminds as well. Justin definitely seems to have an obsessive personality disorder, his waffling about salt was amusing since it was so random. He may have a milk obsession too (which is nicely incongruous too, and reminds me a little of the germ obsessed Mayor in season three of Buffy), however he’s clearly willing to sacrifice his beloved dairy products for a higher purpose. His completely insincere “Oh dear” when he knocks over his glass of milk just tops off the ridiculousness of his ploy to get Celeste on her knees in front of him, where she then cleans his boots for him. It doesn’t end there though, there’s a slightly random exchange where he asks her if her mother taught her to pray and she affirms it, which may or may not be enquiring as to whether or not her mother taught her how to give blowjobs, and then suddenly everything gets steamy.

Justin is incredibly cruel to Norman (but it’s great to watch). He starts of relatively tamely, merely taunting him by claiming to be better than Jesus. However, he quickly moves on to getting off with Celeste in front of Norman (she seems to be so in awe of Justin that she doesn’t question it), or having sex so violently in the room above Norman that the ceiling seems in danger of collapsing. As soon as Justin calmly tells Iris that he doesn’t think that Celeste is working out as a maid she seems a little panicked, it’s clear that she’s expecting something. However I think the weeping maniacal, battered naked woman in the corner surprised even her. In light of this Justin’s calm smile and seemingly kind welcome to her replacement become positively chilling.

Justin’s interaction with Norman sometimes follows a similar pattern to that between Justin and Iris in that he continues to use the language of Christianity, and to affect concern. Here it seems as if he’s trying to mock and demoralise Norman however, so it doesn’t seem as ambiguous. It must be very troubling for the devout man who raised Justin to hear his ideas twisted and spat back at him, plus the use of such language makes it just a mite more difficult to pin Justin as evil I suppose. Justin clearly hasn’t thrown off all of his (former?) religion’s hold on him, the way he stiffens when the Bishop talks about the ninth circle of hell being reserved for betrayers was a good indication of this. There are moments though, like when Iris eavesdrops on Justin talking to Norman, when he just seems so sweet and vulnerable- and it certainly seems as if the religion he was brought up with still has a strong hold on him. It would be possible to interpret things as meaning that Justin honestly thinks he’s on a mission from God, but I think that he is derogatory enough about Jesus and God whilst being aware enough of the dark nature of his powers for this to not be the case, although the allure of this idea could still colour his perceptions. Justin’s mockery of the Bible I think supports my argument that he doesn’t think he’s on a Godly mission. He claims that he never really liked the Bible, beyond the good use of repetition and laughs heartily at the ridiculous notion that the meek shall inherit the Earth.

I’m not all that well-versed in religion, so there may be greater symbolism to things that I miss. For example, I assumed that the tree (both tattoo and actual) was supposed to represent the Tree of Knowledge (as apparently it was). However, when Justin finds it and takes it as a marker for where to build his new temple (and New Canaan) I wasn’t sure if this was supposed to be a reference to Moses being told to build the temple on Mount Sinai. I can’t remember a reference to a tree then, but I assume that Mount Sinai is covered in olive trees so it might be relevant. Justin also certainly has an interesting concept for the new Garden- it’ll come complete with radio towers! Just more proof that technology truly is the work of the Devil.

Brother Justin has an excellent command-y voice (in contrast I think that most of the time his demonic voice sounded rather lame). In fact his voice is so great that he gets to be on the radio! The idea of the ‘Church of the Air’ seemed pretty funny, until the way that Justin was utilising it was revealed. In fact he was actually corrupting Biblical verse by using it as a cover to get his message to his archangel to kill. The notion of the manifestation of evil using religious material like this is suitably creepy, but coupled with the image of him going to sleep with a crucifix over his bed it’s just deliciously twisted. I really liked the fact that the scene in which Brother Justin uses his radio broadcast to command Stroud to murder was immediately contrasted with the image of a nun in bright white. Not only is this a nice cut, it also makes the audience a little uncomfortable because they are forced to question the inherent goodness of such a character and image, since the supposedly kindly Methodist Minister has already been revealed to essentially be the Devil.

The choice to make the Usher a Russian-born naturalized American was interesting, although tempered by the ambiguous morality of Iris and the fact that their father Lucius Belyakov was an avatar of Light, I took it as clearly trying to point out the fact that Ayn Rand is evil. Clearly.

Sadly demonic radio powers don’t seem to cut both ways, it’s quite amusing to see the Antichrist and his servant communicating by telegraph though. Almost as innocuous as telegraphing was Justin’s rants against banks and the ‘craven men’ who run them, or the ‘alphabet soup’ of federal assistance. Justin’s servant, Stroud, can clearly be identified as a tool of evil since he goes around whistling far too much. I hate people who whistle, they all ought to be shot. Stroud manages to make a lot of people very uncomfortable, he totally freaks Jonesy out by intimating that he’d damage the ferris wheel. It made me think about just how much I’d hate the responsibility of running a ride, I wouldn’t want people’s lives in my unsteady hands… Whilst Stroud is good at putting people on edge I really don’t think that it he displays an effective method for getting information from people- pissing people off rarely works. Pissing Samson off leads to him squinting and informing Stroud that the rival show is ‘lousy with midgets’ though, which did make me giggle.

Stroud is shown to be a ruthless and ingenious adversary. I liked his admonishment that the best way to follow someone is to get ahead of them, and he put it to effect well. He manages to kidnap Scudder, and there was a random but brilliant scene of a couple of thieves trying to hold up a gas station that he happened to have stopped at. They were hilarious with their faux-politeness and wild eyes, and Stroud shooting them and everyone else had me giggling probably a bit too much. Hawkins ‘haunting’ of Stroud was pretty damn brilliant too.

I loved the inclusion of a fictitious gospel (the Book of Matthias), but I was sometimes honestly shocked as to how Carnivale managed to get on television considering the way it treats the subject of religion. I know that it’s now only a few short years later, but in the wake of recent FCC craziness (as mocked by Studio 60 repeatedly) I wonder if Carnivale wouldn’t be getting heavily protested by the Christian Right if it was airing now. Or perhaps it did at the time? I was pretty surprised to find out that Daniel Knauf, the creator, is Catholic (although all the anti-Catholic jokes started to make more sense). Carnivale often includes some very powerful (and perhaps disturbing) religious imagery, for example Ben’s vision of Justin forcefully praying in Latin and achieving the destruction of the image of the Virgin Mary, with the image of a young Christ turning to him for salvation.

I loved the line, ‘Folks hold their prophets to pretty high standards. Even in California’. I love Dolan quite a lot, and like him I could eat breakfast three times a day. I adored Dolan for a lot of reasons in that breakfast scene, amongst them: for talking about unwed mothers without any negative stigma; for talking about the charred flesh of children whilst savagely cutting his breakfast; for actually suspecting a woman of murder (television doesn’t do that enough, Dexter thus far I’m looking at you) and for quickly switching back from the topic of murder to breakfast, specifically toast, and confusing the hell out of the poor waitress at the same time. I love toast too. ‘A toast to toast, I love toast!’

Dolan ends up hardcore stalking Iris, he really looked like a cigarette advert! I do think that he’s pretty quick to convict Iris (not that he’s wrong), especially considering that he had feelings for her. Although he did see her drive off into the middle of nowhere and burn a pile of her clothes I feel that there is a margin there for some doubt. I wonder if Dolan’s claim that they didn’t hang women in California in the 1930s was factually true, or if he meant that it was very unlikely that Iris would be executed for her crime? Dolan seemed like he was trying to assure himself of that in an attempt to make himself feel better.

I couldn’t quite understand Justin’s decision to make Iris’ arrest so public within a Church setting, especially straight after her leading the choir. It seemed like such a choice would reflect negatively on him and his church. Then I quickly tweaked that the plan was actually to accuse Dolan, but the set up was ludicrously simple. Dolan started reading out Iris’ statement, and wasn’t allowed to finish thus making it seem that he was confessing. I feel that Dolan might have been able to make people understand the circumstances once things had calmed down a little, but instead he was never heard from again. It is plausible that Justin had enough control over the police and public opinion by that point anyway. It was incredibly cruel of Justin to not let Iris in on the plan, she really had thought he was going to force her to turn herself in. As a result she was livid, even though she had been granted a reprieve. She simply couldn’t conceal her anger at the fact that he’d made her feel penance and turn to a higher power for salvation. At least this proved for her that she didn’t need to worry that Justin had taken Dolan into his confidence and now preferred him to her.

My Russian language skills, formidable as they are since I can count to ten, don’t extend to knowing what she called him in her anger but I’d bet on something akin to ‘motherfucker’, and in a pretty good accent too. I love the “coded” nature of non-English swearing on American television, it’s not so important on cable shows like Carnivale where swearing is allowed, but on other shows it can be really fun. Sometimes shows make up their own inventive swears, such as Red Dwarf‘s ‘smeg’, Young American‘s heartfelt ‘shut your crumpet’ and Gossip Girl‘s brilliant ‘motherchucker’. Extremely British swearing is generally acceptable on American television too, so Buffy was often full of ‘bloody buggering hell’ and so on, and the word ‘berk’ can be thrown about willy-nilly. ‘Berk’ isn’t really considered to be excessively rude, at least not by anyone I know, but the discovery that it’s actually Cockney rhyming slang for ‘cunt’ (Berkley hunt) makes the fact that it’s fine to say on American television deeply amusing.

Iris seems to have decided to pursue her evil agenda with renewed vigour in any effort to get the stench of penance off of her. This is evidenced by her casual dismissal of the new maid as being ‘nervous’. I suppose it’s always possible that that was a 1930s synonym for ‘raped and battered to insanity’ but somehow it seems unlikely. As she mutters to Norman, Iris is determined to ensure that she remains continually necessary to Justin so that she isn’t left behind by him when he reaches success. Her monologuing didn’t seem at all grating to me, because it demonstrates perfectly how she’s unravelling and panicking. She seemed to manage to steel her nerves well, by the time Justin’s writhing around on the floor in agony clutching at himself after Hawkins attacked his tree she merely widened her eyes, whereas Eleanor at least had the decency to scream and drop stuff. She explains the event away to Justin later by telling him that he just had one of his spells, I was trying to remember if he often seemed to be having epileptic fits that I’d somehow blanked out of my memory, but I think she meant it was one of the times in which he was obviously possessed. Eleanor ends up seeing him thus and is adamant that she saw the Devil in Brother Justin.

Eleanor just seems like such a simple religious woman with hard-held notions of good and evil that it’s almost impossible for Iris to convince her that she didn’t see such a thing. However Iris perseveres and utilises every trick she can think of, including a lot of patronage, to sway Eleanor around to her point of view (and also to remind me that I’ve always hated people who say ‘look at your face’, unless they’re referring to a picture). Despite having convinced Eleanor that she never saw anything demonic Iris ends up killing her for suggesting that she would tell Justin about all of this because he’d enjoy it as a joke. This made me wonder if Justin did somehow think that he was doing God’s work, or perhaps have some kind of split-personality thing going on, where sometimes he was possessed by the persona of the Usher and sometimes was a perfectly nice preacher. This would also explain his continued use of the language of Christianity, even in ways that don’t seem ironic, and his occasional kind treatment of Norman.

However, Iris’ subsequent behaviour is somewhat confusing. She claims that she wants to expose Justin and is secretly working against him. It’s possible that she says so in an attempt to toy with Norman, but her later behaviour adds credence to her claim. I suppose it could have been battering Eleanor to death that made her have a change of heart, or perhaps she was always working against Justin- and in fact only killed the orphans in an attempt to set all these events into motion too quickly to somehow stop Justin coming to power. If she truly did mean to betray Justin it could explain why she (and in turn he) continued to use religious language, because not only would it still have a hold over her she probably wouldn’t be able to discuss his evil plans properly. Either way it’s something which certainly needed to be properly explored and wasn’t.

I really loved the cut from the dance tent with the supposedly sinful Rita Sue and Libby stripping to Brother Justin’s church tent. It was a nice juxtaposition, and illustrates well the insidious evil nature of Justin purporting to bring salvation and goodness. Due to his position in the clergy he has a full arsenal of weapons at his disposal which one assumes an avatar of Darkness wouldn’t normally have. He can really whip people up into a religious fervour and cannily utilise ‘the good’. This, I think, explains in part the decision of the Carnivale creators to make the Usher a religious man- when Justin discovered his path he felt that God had abandoned him. As Justin himself points out, ‘what is the Devil himself if not a fallen angel?’, I think that it was this knowledge and ability which made him an excellent choice as the Usher, rather than it being meant as an attack on religion and religious people. This doesn’t sometimes stop me being convinced that sometimes the creators of Carnivale were sometimes thinking that religious fanatics deserve what they got if they allow themselves to be duped however. Justin also takes a strong stand against the Church authorities influencing his radio sermons, and does it in a way which backs them into a corner and makes it very difficult to argue against him- all while boldly comparing himself to Jesus. I loved his superiors’ response to this, they were clearly terrified (in the same way that the hicks were in abject fear of Krohn) of someone who seemed to have so much passion and integrity.

However Brother Justin does something which I don’t think the type of person he’s impersonating would ever do in the way that he mixes politics and religion. He is opportunistic and false; eager to take advantage. Justin later claims that the separation of Church and State was invented by the Devil to stop Christians running their own country (the US belongs to Christians, who knew?). He decides to get the extremely irritating Val elected which I really suspect would require a knowledge of the dark arts since the man has such an annoying voice. ‘Porcine patsy’ was an excellent description of the man who goes around blaspheming in front of Justin all the time and says things like “Goddamn atheists!” without a hint of irony. Val seems entirely stupid, he doesn’t bother to question why Justin’s suddenly being so nice to him now. Personally I think that Justin rather liked the irony of making Val dependent on the Oakies, who he’d so despised, for votes. Justin might just like keeping him around to insult him too, I loved the repetition of the pig theme when he starts rhapsodising about his bacon sandwich (and he displayed excellent recall of Biblical verse still).

A couple of episodes after Sofie left the carnival it is revealed that she’s Justin’s new maid, that was a twist that I didn’t see coming. Sofie doesn’t really fit into the facade of asceticism which Iris has tried to create, she’s full of that vibrant, fun energy which she used to use to wake people in sleepy towns up, and looks prettier than she ever had before now that she’s all cleaned up. Sofie gets mildly told off by Iris when she attempts to take Justin his breakfast with crazy extravagances like butter, sugar, milk and, of all things, flowers. However Sofie is not cowed and puts the flowers back on the tray, determined to spread some simple joy- and Justin seems to really appreciate it. Norman reasserts his good guy status by at least attempting to warn Sofie about the situation she’s walked into, and happily snickering at Justin when he appears to be unsuccessful in his flirtations. Since Sofie is by no means a timid girl who is awed by Justin and his religious importance like the previous maids it seems unlikely that Justin would be able to trap her.

Norman somehow gets a gun from somewhere- a chain of events that I think really needed some sort of explanation- and attempted to shoot Justin. Justin’s style of commanding people in the aftermath was incredibly over the top, and I would have thought that it might actually turn people against him but it clearly didn’t. The people beating up Norman were frightening in fact, especially considering that he’s an elderly invalid. Suddenly Sofie ended up joining in the applause for Justin, suggesting that she’d already been taken in by Justin’s bullshit. Although I think in part she was just impressed by his treatment of, and kind words about, someone who reminded her of her mother. Justin’s response to Norman was really quite mild in fact, he merely told Norman that he was very disappointed in him. Norman still manages to take a brilliant sadistic pleasure in witnessing Justin’s ‘episode’ when he bodily reacts to Hawkins healing Jonesy.

It turns out that Sofie is indeed a complete idiot, and is already pronouncing Justin ‘a great man’. I was certain that Hawkins would walk in on them in bed together eventually. Justin manages to be fairly endearing after he’s already duped her, which seems like a bit of a waste. He does seem to have a good enough handle on her to effectively con her, he plays up his slightly naughty side. When he hears her swearing he tells her that vulgarity isn’t a sin against God but against polite society, and that polite society ought to be tolerated since they make large contributions to him and even swears in front of her. The fact that he gets turned on by her beating the carpets is a nice nod back to his earlier masochistic tendencies (he displayed a penchant for whipping himself), and apparently signals his evilness.

Iris and Sofie finally get a chance to bond, I don’t understand why Iris thinks that Sofie is an unusual name (unless she was perhaps commenting on the spelling, which she doesn’t seem to be) but at least it allows an in into conversation, as well as some of Sofie’s history. Iris asks her if she’s Jewish and Sofie casually replies ‘not that I know of’, and explains that her mother was Roma. I liked that Iris doesn’t seem shocked by this, or care that they have a Gypsy maid. It was nice to have a vaguely decent mention of Roma in a television show, even if it was very brief, in contrast with the gypsy curses and ridiculously clichéd characters of Buffy andAngel.

I liked that Sofie at least remembered to try to be evasive and protect herself, it didn’t last that long but Iris is pretty convincing. Sofie starts telling her about her childhood, but I can’t hear the words ‘St Paul, Minnesota’ without hearing Johnny Cash singing Big River in my head so I might have missed something. It was nice to get a glimpse of Sofie’s early life, and I think the casting for mini-Sofie was excellent. The big reveal was that Justin is in fact Sofie’s father, and upped the wacky incestual ante since he’d been lusting after his own daughter. I liked this twist a lot, especially because giving Iris this sweet niece who’d suffered so much because of Justin seems to give Iris something more to make her want to fight against Justin. However it also means that Justin didn’t recently become a rapist or obsessive, and one must surmise that his evil tendencies were never latent (at least for long periods). This calls into question why Justin never realised that he was evil before, since surely he would have questioned such actions? Therefore it adds credence to the idea that Justin has an almost split personality, sometimes being possessed by the Usher persona but not always (assumedly these memories would be repressed at other times). It’s very frustrating because I bet this would have been addressed and answered in later seasons.

One thing that I really liked about the episodic nature of Carnivale is that it allowed sections of the story to be tied together thematically. For example in the episode in which Sofie’s Roma identity is very important because it allows Iris to identify her as Justin’s daughter, Rita Sue also gives a throwaway mention to some gypsies that Felix claimed ambushed him years ago. I doubt that that would have become important (although it’s always possible) but it gives the episode a nice, connected feel.

Justin reveals that he was aware of Iris and Norman’s plan to thwart him. This, and Iris’ reaction to it, make me think that Iris was telling the truth although that certainly isn’t definite. It still doesn’t explain at all why Iris would turn against her brother at all. I really don’t think there was any call for Justin to call her a dried up old spinster, that was just unnecessarily rude. They ended up having a completely fucked up version of a family meal, full of hatred, and then Justin invites Sofie to sit down and eat with them, and only Iris was aware that Sofie is indeed family. Stroud also starts perving on Iris a lot, it’s possible that Justin gave him permission to harass her after her attempt at betrayal. Stroud wasn’t actually all that forceful however, he mostly just talked about her frillies.

Justin gets very excited about the notion of killing Scudder himself with his own two hands, and Stroud seems almost paternalistic in his encouragement of this simple joy. Justin gets really angry at Wilfred for discouraging him from killing Scudder immediately, which is stupid of him because Wilfred clearly knows what he’s talking about. He claims that Justin shouldn’t kill Scudder while he’s drugged because that means that he won’t receive his mysterious ‘boon’ (it sounds almost like a computer game at this point), at least it seems that Stroud’s horrible treatment of Scudder, keeping him drugged, inadvertently granted Scudder a reprieve. I suppose that Justin’s anger at having to restrain himself illustrates that he’s becoming more demonic and straying ever further from his religion.

It turns out that Wilfred and Scudder know each other of old, and Wilfred makes a horrible deal with Scudder. He offers to kill him (so that Justin cannot and therefore will be denied his boon) if Scudder reveals the whereabouts of some manuscript. Scudder acquiesces but Wilfred refuses to keep his word and kill him saying, “Sorry old chum but we all have to give the Devil his due”. Scudder gets really angry and actually manifests some evil powers, in a really well-shot scene which made excellent use of colour. I don’t understand why he didn’t do that earlier, perhaps he needed to be really angry. If he was willing to let Wilfred kill him I don’t understand why he didn’t attempt to kill himself instead.

Wilfred’s mutilated body was pretty scary, so I think that Stroud should have had more concern for his own safety when he found it rather than being amused. Justin’s subordinates bitching about whether or not they get paid, “We’re volunteers, we don’t get paid jackass”, was a nice bit of light relief. I always like these insightful little asides which look at characters like that which are often seen as one-dimensional. The West Wing also made good use of that, such as having the Joint Chiefs discussing coffee idly before the President walks into the room and then suddenly standing to attention and becoming very serious and professional.

Quickly we’re back into the action again, with a scene that seems like a vision due to the bright colours and surreal quality of it. However it is not merely a vision as Scudder is in reality brutally killed by Justin who was hiding in the back of his getaway car. I’m still a little confused, if Scudder was an avatar of Dark surely he ought to be Justin’s ally? I’m not sure if Scudder was a rogue avatar and therefore an anomaly, or if all avatars have to kill off their predecessor to gain some kind of boon (this would mean that the boon is most likely knowledge since that’s what Hawkins gained from killing Management) and are therefore perhaps pre-programmed with hatred towards said predeccesor. Hawkins soon finds Scudder’s decapitated head with his face stuck in a scream of terror, which I imagine would fuck him up quite a lot. He doesn’t move to bury it or even inform Jonesy of his find. At least this indicates that Hawkins’ powers don’t present a get-out clause for every situation, as he is unable to heal Scudder with only his head.

Hawkins and Jonesy manage to infiltrate Justin’s camp at New Canaan with amazing disguises- a couple of hats. Jonesy acts in a comically shifty manner, and I’m surprised that they weren’t thrown out immediately. It appears that Hawkins must have explained everything (about Scudder, Management and the avatars in general) to Jonesy, who displays an uncharacteristic level of acceptance. I loved Hawkins incredibly lame recon mission, and his deadbeat “Is that so?” to a follower’s assertion that he’d be surprised at the number of people who want to kill Brother Justin. Hawkins develops a brilliant plan for killing Brother Justin- he decides to smuggle a knife in some wood into the house. Meanwhile Sofie was flouncing around wanting to be baptised, I was really hoping that Hawkins would be able to come and rescue her from this drudgery, or just kill her. Either way.

Hawkins, as usual, was wonderfully sweaty and wary, darting about the house. He bumps into Norman who decides to trust him for no good reason and try to help him. I suppose by this point Norman must have been so desperate that he’d take any chance, but I don’t understand why he didn’t at least try to communicate with Sofie properly now that he’s able to at least write notes. All of Hawkins’ wanderings around the house seemed rather unlikely- he takes a blood stained shard of a broken mirror as incredibly interesting, incriminating evidence although it isn’t really. Despite the fact that he’s been inside the house for ages the guards don’t appear to have raised the alarm or mentioned anything to Iris who then discovers him. Hawkins and Iris enjoy some utterly random and non-sensical interaction, which results in Iris dismissing him from the house and cherishing the hatchet that she makes him leave behind, which just seemed incredibly odd.

Hawkins concocts a brilliant new plan, involving getting baptised. I think there’s just something wonderful about someone who’s apparently supposed to be the avatar of Christ reluctantly getting baptised as a ploy to murder a preacher, and to a lesser extent any people in pristine white robes clutching weapons ought to be celebrated. It’s at this point that he discovers Sofie, and the two of them stare meaningfully at each other for a while before Hawkins disappears. I’m glad that Sofie was completely distracted and thinking about sex as she was about to get baptised. The baptism (and indeed the pond) were somewhat ruined by Eleanor’s corpse floating past- which seemed somewhat ominous.

Hawkins manages to catch up with Sofie later and gets a chance to display his inability to explain anything simply and succinctly. His opening line, “The preacher, he’s evil!” wasn’t the best beginning, but following it with the insistence that it must be true because it happens in his dreams was catastrophic. Then he heads into television cliché land with “He’s not who you think he is” which roughly translates into “blah-di-blah, do not listen to what I have to say”. Sofie is, of course, as annoying as one can be. She follows Hawkins into played-out clichés by asserting “you don’t know him, he’s a good man!” and then refusing to listen to any of Hawkins’ rational arguments once he finally thinks to use them.

When Sofie returns to the house Iris sees that she seems a little disturbed, and tries to soothe her by talking about how overwhelming being reborn is. Iris becomes rather flustered when Sofie explains about the discovery of Eleanor’s body, perhaps she feels some remorse about the fact that her sins are coming back to haunt her niece. Iris feigns shock and despair, and quickly sets about ‘explaining’ the situation away as a drowning, which only serves to make her sound guilty. When she discovers that Justin claimed her death was a suicide she decides to go along with that line of reasoning. Meanwhile Sofie seems to be barely paying attention to Iris anyway, she merely wants Iris’ reassurance that Justin truly is a good man after everything that Hawkins said.

It transpires that Iris kept Hawkins’ hatchet as a sort of test. She left it on Justin’s bed and discovered that when he touches it it physically hurts him. Not only does she get to cause him pain but she’s discovered a potential ally in Hawkins. Later Sofie hears Iris and Justin talking in Russian and seems to suspect that Hawkins was correct, there is a subtle difference between being Russian and being evil but Hawkins had informed her that Justin’s Russian too. However I’m not really sure why they were speaking in Russian since they hardly ever do, it just seemed a tad too convenient for Sofie to overhear them. Sofie also sees Justin toying with some of his terrified subordinates which seems to convince her that he isn’t a good man, and perhaps the fact that he basically has a huge army living in abject fear of him starts to seep into her brain and demand consideration. The thing which finally incriminates him is Hawkins’ death mask which she finds, and his over-zealous response to it- demanding information from her. He quickly realises that intimidation is the wrong tactic and aims for sweetness and light but it’s already too late. Sofie attempts to lie her way out of the situation, but does let slip that his name is Ben.

Justin drops the topic and once again gets Sofie to sit down with them, this time explicitly saying ‘just like a real family’ and trying to get Sofie to sit next to him. Justin exudes creepiness and is especially cruel to Norman- denying him Sofie’s assistance and taunting him for being unable to feed himself properly. Iris takes her own type of revenge on him when he has to go and answer the telephone by ordering Sofie to clear his plate and rapidly feeding Norman. Her frantic, fearful behaviour certainly suggests that Iris’ attempted betrayal of Justin wasn’t a fake-out. She also confides in Norman what she discovered about Sofie, although I still don’t understand how she’s so certain that Sofie is Apollonia and Justin’s child unless the was also privy to the vision. Justin’s previous obsessive behaviour (presumably with a noticeable sexual tinge) towards Apollonia was known by Norman, which makes me wonder why Norman wasn’t more concerned about Justin. Surely he ought to have done something about it long ago? Then again he obviously had strong paternal feelings about Justin and Iris, and may have felt unable to punish or betray them (like Dexter’s foster father).

Jonesy leaves Hawkins to his own devices and quickly returns to the carnival, where Libby is overjoyed to see him and prove to her mother that he really didn’t leave her. Rita Sue seemed genuinely happy for Libby for about a whole second, or perhaps she was just awed by his return. As Felix tells her almost kindly, ‘You know baby you’re really going to have to get over him one of these days’. Samson continues to ignore Lilah’s demand for information of, or searches for, Lodz which is probably what makes her so desperate. She whips most of the carnival up into a frenzy, resulting in her descending on Management’s trailer and discovering, of course, that there’s noone there. It seems as if everyone is about to turn on Samson because they suspect him of having lied to them always. Jonesy has to reveal to them that Hawkins fixed his leg (which is a much less impressive story than the true extent of the healing that Jonesy underwent). It’s not the most believable story, Rita Sue actually swoons, but Jonesy and Samson manage to convince them and rally the troops to back Hawkins up.

Sofie is utterly rubbish at being deferential, in both actions and tone, which I actually rather liked. Nonetheless Justin is excellent at getting her to obey, and manages to get her to sit with him outside. Hawkins never does discover them in bed together, but he does have to endure listening to Justin sweet talking her rather well since he’s managed to pick up on Sofie’s intuitive nature and her doubts. Apparently the mere presence of Hawkins’ knife causes Justin physical pain, which must have been somewhat gratifying- especially when listening to Justin’s murmurings about the hand maidens of Christ and trying to kiss her. Thankfully Sofie did at least pull away and appeared to have not been completely taken in. Jonesy randomly pops up from nowhere and stops Hawkins from taking the opportunity to kill Justin and save Sofie, claiming that it would be suicide. Hawkins doesn’t care that he would have been killed, and is adamant that Sofie cannot necessarily take care of herself in this situation.

The notion of the Usher being terrified of carnivals (and I’m going to go out on a limb and assume clowns too) was pretty funny. Iris claims that she wants to go along with the idea and have a carnival because it will amuse the children, but that somehow seems odd. I would imagine that most devout people then were rather suspicious of carnivals. I have a feeling that she just enjoyed the idea of tormenting Justin really. Either way Samson and Jonesy manage to be polite and vaguely convincing in their appreciation of Brother Justin, and succeed in getting a decent payment for the event. Iris is so deliciously mean when she wakes Justin up to his ‘surprise’ and waxes poetical about how wonderful the carnival will be for the children. Justin gets fairly lyrical too, sternly claiming that she’s ‘gathered them together in a place called Armageddon’.

Sofie was really surprised by the sight of the carnival, which isn’t odd. She also seemed to be experiencing a lot of anguish though, probably because she realised the futility of her attempt to escape from it. Her awareness of the carnival is accompanied by incredibly jaunty music, which soon takes a creepy turn when she’s presented with yet another vision of Apollonia. The vision leads her to Justin rather than to the carnies, and she gets to glimpse his mysterious tattoo. I didn’t really understand why Sofie was still there, after all the evidence pointing to Hawkins being right. Justin even presents her with an opportunity to kill him by handing her a blade and baring his neck to her, ostensibly to cut a loose thread. I think that this wasn’t supposed to indicate a lack of self-preservation, he just wanted her to torment herself with the fact that she had the opportunity to kill him and didn’t.

Samson’s rant about martyrdom was absolutely amazing, because he’s right. The idea that killing yourself for an idea is better than living and effecting change is a bad one. This topic was discussed in the third season of Supernatural- Dean finally acknowledged that the Winchester men seem to have an addiction to boldly laying down their life, and he heartbreakingly (and entirely hypocritically) forbade Sam from following his lead. I think it’s pretty easy to understand where the (W)incest analysis of Supernatural comes from- Dean essentially does what the noble lover of many tragic tales does- he gives away his life, and soul, to save the person he loves most in the world. It’s just that this person is his brother, who seems equally fucked up, enough that he’s eager to do the same thing if necessary, especially since his girlfriend died and he has pretty much noone else in his life. Anyway, in terms of Carnivale, Samson compares Hawkins to Jesus and John the Baptist amongst others, and demands an explanation as to why Jesus couldn’t just come down from Heaven and spit in people’s eyes. Samson would write the most awesome Bible fanfiction ever.

Hawkins seems pretty concerned about Sofie being left with Justin, explicitly worrying about her being in his house, harking back to all the ‘every prophet in her house’ references. Everyone is suddenly really nice to Hawkins- especially Rita Sue who is honestly thankful on Jonesy’s behalf. I thought that everyone would be rushing at him demanding that he heal small ailments, but they’re all actually really decent. Lilah is still very bitter about everything, but not even Burleigh wants to join in her rebellion anymore.

The interaction between Rita Sue and Lilah in the show is interesting. Rita Sue doesn’t seem to like Lilah all the much since she’s such a scheming bitch, and Rita Sue is pretty loyal to Samson. However they seem to need each other because they simply need decent female companionship. As a result they tend to be bitchy and rude to each other half of the time but not even need to forgive each other the next time they want to gossip. I love the fact that they can switch from gossiping about unimportant details to discussing murder in the blink of an eye (and I’m glad that Catalina’s disappearance at least got a brief mention in one of their discussions, it definitely wouldn’t have on The West Wing).

Samson, and others, repeat that Sofie is ‘one of them’, she’s a member of the Carnivale troupe and therefore she’s savvy and good. Justin also seems to be reinforcing this idea by telling her that she can’t leave her past behind, but unbeknownst to him her past actually has other connotations which relate to him. I don’t really like this fatalistic attitude, and it was over-emphasised a whole lot in the last episode. Justin’s attempt to get Sofie to come over to the dark side seemed to mostly consist of just exhibiting his black eyes and demonic nature. She holds out against these lures and tells him to go to hell, to which he oh-so-wittily replies “I’m bringing it here!”. I get a little bored when I can predict half of the dialogue of an episode. Sofie gets dumped somewhere by Stroud, and has to put up with visions of Apollonia laughing chillingly at her predicament.

Samson points out that people flock to Justin basically because he offers them pretty words, which I think is a fair analysis, an argues that people ought to flock to Hawkins instead because he’s the real deal. I definitely think that a lot of Carnivale can be taken as an attack on organised religion and a warning to distrust it, whilst not denying the importance of individual faith. I feel that Samson must have spent way too much time with Hawkins however because he comes up with an utterly awful plan. The first part involves getting everyone to come over to their side by providing a better religious option than Justin by performing miraculous feats of healing for them. This wasn’t an awful plan I suppose, but luring people over to your sect seems like the kind of thing that would take a little time. The second part of the plan was to strap Justin into the Ferris wheel so that Hawkins could suck his life force dry and use it for the impressive healing. Getting Justin into the Ferris wheel would provide a problem anyway. I think that the show was fairly inconsistent in terms of whether or not Hawkins can control whose life force he sucks out to channel into the person he heals, but if he was able to completely control it he wouldn’t have needed to send Libby away when he healed Jonesy. It can be argued that Hawkins has learnt to control that better over time, and that in this case he will mostly be draining Justin’s life force, but if he accidentally kills someone else that’s just an unavoidable accident since Justin’s death is the most important thing. Anyway, it just seems like an excessively lame way to kill the Antichrist, and therefore immediately looks unlikely to work.

At least Hawkins picks up on some of the flaws and seems rather sceptical. Samson’s immediate response is to assure Hawkins that they wouldn’t get blamed for Justin’s death. I love that this was uppermost in his mind, but actually it is a reasonably important thing to consider since New Canaan’s full of Justin fanatics who would probably be very happy to kill them all if they suspected them of trying to harm Justin. Even if Hawkins doesn’t care about dying for the cause he ought to spare a thought for the others.

Jonesy and Libby start having a serious discussion about their relationship which seems a bit weird under the circumstances. They’re both pretty sweet, especially when Jonesy gets excessively happy about the fact that he can tell what’s on Libby’s mind. She demands an assurance that he’s not still after Sofie, which he gives, but he doesn’t ask her to promise the same thing which I find a little weird especially after all of Libby’s waffling along the lines of “oh, I just can’t go on feeling like this…”. Basically now that Libby has a nice, strong husband it’s unthinkable that she could be attracted to a woman apparently.

Iris’ wistful claim that she ‘thought we were children of God’ suggests that initially she really did think that her and Justin’s actions were for the good and that she came to realise that they weren’t later on. She claims that she wishes she made better decisions, as well she might after all the murdering she’s been doing. She also states that her sins are beyond remorse or redemption, which I’m pretty certain isn’t consistent with Christian theology. Then she adds, ‘I’m going to hell, and if I’m very lucky my brother will be waiting for me with an embrace’, which I’m taking as evidence that she went along with Justin for as long as she did simply because she loves him so much, and that she’s pretty fucked up with all the murder and incest even if she started to feel bad about it.

Samson pops by the house to see Iris, and picks up a generous $250, and seems to have purposely brought the ‘freakiest’ carnies. He may have done so to impress her but I would love to think that he did it at her request because she wanted to torment Justin as much as possible. Iris continues to simper that the carnival is for the children, to which Justin merely raises his eyebrow. I reckon that he’s aware that she’s trying to annoy him, but it also seems hypocritical for her to want to entertain the children since not long ago she was happy to set a load of orphans on fire. Stroud pops up, and he and Samson face off again- Stroud saying ‘I’ll be damned!’ which is probably true. I also liked his repetition of the phrase ‘on the road’ because he used it in almost exactly the same way as Sal in On The Road, which I’m still feeling a lot of love for. Justin, when discussing the Ferris wheel, states that his sister ‘has a dread fear of heights’. With pretty talk like that I’d feel happy to let him be in charge even if he is evil, especially since it reminded me The Princess Bride‘s Dread Pirate Roberts.

I’m not entirely sure what Justin was planning to do with Sofie, perhaps to use her as a bargaining chip. Jonesy and Hawkins certainly don’t seem overly concerned with Sofie’s plight, but then again they really can’t focus on her since they have to think about the bigger picture. I love that Hawkins now has the authority to shout at Jonesy and Samson without them getting pissed off at him! Apollonia (if it really is her) reveals Sofie’s conception to her- Apollonia was really pretty when she was younger but that isn’t the main point, Sofie finally learns that Justin is her father; the man who raped her mother. So Sofie is revealed to be the (or perhaps a) prophet, and Apollonia turns into another, black-eyed, Sofie who taunts the actual Sofie (there was a similar but better scene in a third season episode of Supernatural called ‘Dream A Little Dream Of Me’ which was utterly fantastic). This seemed like a pretty good representation of a split personality- with both good and evil versions of Sofie present on the screen. If Sofie does indeed have an evil side which she mostly repressed for a long time, as I posited about her father, it would go a long way to explaining a lot of her bitchiness.

I loved that Rita Sue had no qualms about admitting that she was in the wrong, and concedes that Hawkins is definitely one of their own. She also cracked me up by relating Felix’s attempt to have their show somehow at the New Canaan carnival- he thought that getting Rita Sue and Libby to wear long johns under their clothes and calling it the Dance of Salome would somehow make it acceptable. One has to admire perseverance. Samson gave Rita Sue all of the $250 that Iris paid them, which just doesn’t seem right. It’s very kind of him to help her out, and the Dreifus family probably should be reimbursed for not being able to do their act, but he could do so without handing over basically everything that’s in the kitty. I think it was just so the writers could over-emphasise the point that certain people are ‘one of our [Carnivale's] own’ and should therefore be considered as practically family and taken care of.

I liked that Hawkins recalled Sofie’s words about waking the ‘sleepwalkers’ from their dreary lives in boring towns, and it serves to make her stint as a Christian seem more bizarre. She clearly was proper carnie folk! Hawkins gets all psyched up for the (very bad) plan, and Justin also seems very enthusiastic. He decides that he must flesh out whatever the carnival’s plan for him is and heads off to do so. I liked that Iris and Samson managed to get rid of all the gunmen who follow Justin around mostly by just speaking to his pride and suggesting that he might be afraid of more armed invalids. Justin drags Iris onto the Ferris wheel with him, I suppose to use as insurance, thinking that people are unlikely to hurt her. Perhaps this explains why Iris has a fear of heights in the same way that Justin has had nightmares about Ferris wheels since childhood, they somehow knew that this would happen (it wouldn’t be that unlikely since they both have Avataric blood). Perhaps Justin developed a morbid fascination with carnivals, and that’s why he became obsessed with Apollonia in the first place. Justin gets very verbose and pompous which tends to impress people, so I loved Ruthie’s simple response to him, ‘what a prick’ she murmurs in disgust.

Hawkins has a complete disregard for showmanship- he turns up in his usual dirty clothes and instead of allowing the fancy introduction he demands that everyone shut up and turn off the music. He then straightforwardly demands information about who is suffering from what. It seems ridiculous that it would be this easy to kill Justin since he’s something more than a run of the mill human. Justin seems to become afflicted with whatever Hawkins heals, which never seemed to happen before- although Hawkins healing anyone usually makes Justin ill so perhaps different rules apply. Jonesy recklessly breaks the wheel himself this time, and cheerfully smirks up at Justin- it seems a tad unfair to the other riders! I understand that they’re basically collateral damage, but I don’t see why Justin couldn’t have been goaded into taking the night’s inaugural turn on the wheel solo (or just with Iris) so as not to put others in danger. Justin manages to stop the wheel however, and Samson’s “oh shit!” face is priceless.

Hawkins finally gets around to healing Norman which is a remarkably good idea, since he probably would have a lot of useful information. Hawkins really ought to have done it earlier though, because Justin bursts into the tent and starts running about killing people. I’m not entirely sure why he went on this murderous rampage, but I suppose evil creatures don’t really need an excuse for it. Finally Hawkins and Brother Justin end up in the field that they’ve both been experiencing dreams and visions of for so long, and it turns out that it comes complete with a creepy scarecrow! It really reminded me of ‘Scarecrow’ (the early Supernatural episodes had incredibly lame titles, but they got a lot better in season two and three when they started baldly ripping off song, album and movie titles) and I want to rewatch all of Supernatural so much if I ever get time. Hawkins disguises himself as the scarecrow (mightily fast in fact), and really embodies everything that horror movies are made of- in fact the sight of Nick Stahl’s head bedecked with a straw hat was freaky enough.

Justin’s tattoo finally turns out to have a use- it deflects Hawkins’ magical knife. However Management’s information and all the tree visions prove their use, and Hawkins is able to mortally wound Justin by plunging the knife into the exact spot (Justin’s arboreal heel if you will). It turns out that Justin also bleeds blue, so it must be a characteristic of all avatars. I’m puzzled by the fact that noone ever seems to have noticed it or commented on it, especially as Hawkins seems like the type of chap to get stabbed and battered up fairly frequently. I suppose it could have been a change that happened only when their powers began to fully manifest, or even just since the previous avatars died, but I still think someone ought to have noticed blue blood at some point.

I didn’t find Stroud’s singing particularly offensive (unlike his evil whistling), but I was glad when Jonesy burst in and beat him up, I did say that Stroud ought to take more care when hanging around his kidnapping victims. Jonesy finally gets to come to Sofie’s rescue and be the hero for her that he always wanted to be, but it’s too late now since he’s married to Libby. In fact it’s definitely too late because apparently Sofie’s evil now and she shoots Jonesy! That was a pretty awesome and unexpected conclusion to that arc, especially in the face of all that ‘one of us’ jibber-jabber. I’m certain that Jonesy’s not dead though, he’s one of those characters (like Wesley in Angel) who is alive until proven dead in triplicate because they have an uncanny ability to survive being burnt alive or having their throat slit and not receiving medical or mystical attention for a good long while. Poor Libby felt properly abandoned though when Jonesy didn’t show up, but at least her and Rita Sue were finally being nice to each other.

Hawkins didn’t die either which was excellent. Instead of feeling for his pulse Samson just stuck a mirror in his face and was jubilant when he saw Hawkins’ breath misting the glass. He may not have been a martyr but he’s certainly treated like one- being hoisted up on everyone’s shoulders and left stretched out in a darkened trailer. I wasn’t sure at that point if Justin was supposed to be dead or not since I thought that I could see him breathing… In any case the whole thing seemed a little fruitless when you consider the history of these avatars- they’re always replaced by a new version to fight the same fight over and over again. Due to the historical setting of the show the audience is aware that the Usher isn’t going to bring about literal Armageddon, but what the Usher and the Omega are leading to is the end of days which ushered in the horrific “Age of Reason”, beginning with the explosion of the atom bomb. At the end of the finale Sofie drains the life of the all-important cornfield and restores Justin to life. Sofie apparently has completely gone over to the dark side at this point, and it’s a stark contrast to her claim that if she ever met her father she’d cut him dead.

Dammit all, it’s just such an unsatisfactory ending and I really wish the show had had an opportunity to continue and explore everything that it hinted at. I’m pretty certain that I’m being incorrect in referring to Justin as ‘the Antichrist’ since that must be Sofie’s role as she’s the Omega, but he seems like such a caricature of the Antichrist, and so frustratingly little is known about the role of the Omega. I really wish that that could have been explored more, and there was so much possible depth to be plumbed in terms of the complicated relationships between Sofie, Iris and Justin- as well as the now incredibly doomed love affair between Sofie and Hawkins. I suppose there’s always the slim hope that Carnivale will come back in another format and these things will be answered and explored, so I’m glad that Daniel Knauf hasn’t given too much away. A few years ago I would have been desperate for cannon titbits, but these days with the Buffy comics, Serenity getting made and that -verse also continuing successfully in comics and the long after the fact X-Files movie (still refraining!) who knows, other than a psychic like Sofie, what Carnivale treats might be in my future? Here’s hoping!

It’s getting so exciting…

In bookmark, miss thropist, screenshots, tv kicks on August 18, 2008 at 8:26 pm

The Bonnie Tyler cover of Getting So Exciting never fails to make me giggle. Maybe it’s because I spent most of my childhood dancing on my parents’ bed to the original.

Fandom, and in fact just the world, is making me excited about various upcoming happenings. Amongst them:

1) The Coraline movie. I’d heard that it was being made but I thought that that was probably meant in the vague way that films of books I like are often being made, but no- this is actually happening! It looks pretty good- how can an animated stop-motion version directed by Henry Selick go too wrong? I do like The Nightmare Before Christmas (which he directed), although not as much as some people. Probably I’m hampered by not watching it at the correct stage in my life, I never saw it as a child so I first watched it in my first year of university. Admittedly I can kind of understand why people rolled their eyes at my main gripe (that it’s lodged in a very specific American and Christian worldview, as evidenced by the other holiday tree/portals that exist), but it doesn’t mean that it’s completely devoid of validity. Apparently Coraline makes use of the new 3D technology too, which I’ve heard mostly encouraging things about, perhaps it’s going to bring back the importance of the cinema if people actually have a reason to not just download/wait for the DVD?

There are five promos (of sorts) up if your curiosity is piqued. Gosh darn it, it’s making me want to re-read Coraline now since I read it so long ago, I think it may have been the first of Neil Gaiman’s work that I ever encountered (unless that honour in fact goes to Good Omens). It’s wonderfully whimsical but also manages to be deliciously creepy too, and in a much better way than something like The Spiderwick Chronicles for example (although to be fair I only saw the film, and that wasn’t bad, especially since it had Mary-Louise Parker in it). I quite like the look of the casting and think that Teri Hatcher is a good choice, and Dakota Fanning doesn’t seem as excessively annoying as I thought she would be. It does seem a bit weird to hear Coraline speaking with an American accent, but not excessively horrible. I just love the way that Neil Gaiman speaks during interviews, he sounds like a deliberating maniac who might just offer you some tea.

2) Dollhouse. Obviously I was hella excited the moment I heard about a new Joss Whedon/Eliza Dushku project for various reasons, but the more I discover the better it sounds. It has a very interesting premise, people who can be imprinted with any persona (and associated skills, memories, languages etc) which are then wiped clean when their task is completed. The main character, Echo (played by Dushku), basically starts to become self-aware. I think it’s an idea which allows the writers to explore a lot of really interesting material, as this interview discussing the nature/nurture debate makes clear, as well as create some great stand-alone scenarios for a series that by it’s very nature doesn’t need to be overly self-referential. I think it’ll be great to see Eliza (or rather Eliza-as-Echo) playing all these different characters, and in some fabulous outfits I imagine! Also Tahmoh Penikett seems insanely adorable, and apparently Amy Acker has a recurring role too.

3) The Internet finally surpassing Hollywood/the movie industry. Apparently it’s going to happen any moment now, for real this time. Alright, probably not at exactly this moment, but the media promises me that it’s coming! It’s obvious that people’s viewing habits have been irrevocably changed by Web 2.0, and eventually film and television executives are going to have to take these trends into account far more than they have been doing. In their absence, it’s the writers and producers who are starting to take note instead. Why wouldn’t they, in a world that no longer has an expanding television industry and instead a weird trigger-happy response to most shows? It’s not just Firefly and Wonderfalls, myriad good shows are constantly being cancelled prematurely, in fact getting a second season practically makes a show sound like a break-out success these days. Even shows with decent ratings like Supernatural are threatened, especially by executives like Dawn Ostroff who’s precariously playing around with the fate of the entire CW network. There are a lot of interesting articles on the topic of digital media at the moment which are talking about the success of Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, I especially liked this one and was intrigued to see it discussed from a more business-oriented perspective onone of the Harvard Business blogs.

4) New seasons of pretty much everything in the next few months: Bones, SupernaturalHousePushing DaisiesGossip GirlCalifornication… If I manage to get stuck into (and assuming I enjoy) How I Met Your Mother and Dexter by then I’ll need to add them to the mix too! My life really needs more hours. I need to finish watching Carnivale before I get started on either of those two, plus I really do want to finally watch Life on Mars (which is sitting on my computer pouting for attention) soon too. Of all the shows the one that I’m most excited about is definitely Supernatural, and so I rather enjoyed this essay on ‘A Very Supernatural Christmas‘ (despite not feeling appropriately festive currently). I’m also fervently hoping for the (re-)return of the Ghostfacers to Supernatural, because they’re adorable and awesome. Actually AJ Buckley and Travis Wester are wonderful in and of themselves, but especially when they, in-character, messed with Jared and Jensen’s panel at Comic-Con. Here‘s a link to a video of said brilliance.
5) Not just Dollhouse, but pretty much anything Joss Whedon’s involved in. Basically I’ve realised that I really need to check out more of the comics, I’m sure that I’m going to get drawn into the new Angel ones eventually, as well as Fray and the old Buffy (and probably Angel) ones too. In addition to that there’s the Serenity ones, which I’m even more interested in now with the news that they’re going to finally explain Shepherd Book’s back story. Outside of the Jossverses that already have my love there’s also the lure of his run on Astonishing X-Men (which will probably swiftly lead to what comes after), and I’ve heard good things about Runaways (not just his stint) and Sugarshock!. Sadly the blog which I was using to read comics scans is down (but will hopefully be resurrected in a new form soon) so I’m unlikely to get on with any of that at the moment, although Sugarshock! is available on myspace so I really have no excuse. With all the books/films/comics/television shows I’m trying to imbibe at the moment I’m quite glad that Monsieur Whedon doesn’t have a load of films coming out right now, but this list of five movies that he should direct was fun, and actually pretty convincing. The article evilly made me want to read King Dork, and a load of books about the Civil War. I really want to be able to clone myself so I can comfortably keep up with all my obsessions.

6) The future of DC Comics superhero movies. I’m excited about the potential of a new Batman film (even though they probably won’t let me ghost write), the next Superman film (cos wow did Superman Returns suck) and Wonder Woman (even though Joss is no longer involved). There’s a brilliant article here which I really wish the appropriate people would take note of. I suppose that I do grudgingly support the idea of giving Bryan Singer another chance with Superman since I did really like the first two X-Men films, but I’m still pissed off at just how meh Superman Returns was. Also Supermax sounds brilliant, and there really do need to be some more superhero films launching (or re-launching) the story in a way that isn’t just (or isn’t at all) an origin tale. I’m going to end up reading the script for The Plastic Man now, aren’t I? I really do seem to have a DC bias, I must be the only person in the world who is yet to see any of the Spiderman films, as well as Iron Man. I’ll get round to it. Eventually.

7) More and more analysis of the Buffy season 8 comics. There’s a really thoughtful and thought-provoking article about discussing the possible end of (lesbian) identity politics on AfterEllen.comwhich provides some great commentary. Beware it does contain spoilers for (and images from) the comics.

8 ) My possible descent into the heady world of RPF, although I’m not sure that that will actually happen. I’ve discovered real person fanfiction on my livejournal flist occasionally, using actors from the WeedsAngel and West Wing fandoms, but I’ve never actually been able to get stuck into it and give up quickly. Somehow it just doesn’t really appeal to me. However, I will read basically anything regardless of how ridiculous or potentially squicky it sounds, I know that basically anything can be turned into a good, and crucially, believable story in the hands of a great writer. I think the reason that the J2 fandom is so sizable is that Supernatural presents two (and only two, especially in the earlier seasons) ridiculously good looking characters with obvious chemistry. However, they’re brothers. Obviously not everyone considers fraternal incest to be wackily hilarious, and so a lot of people would prefer to write (and/or read) about the attraction between their real life counterparts instead. Also when people write about (W)incest it tends to be dark and heart wrenching rather than light and fluffy for some reason, so the fictional tangled love lives of two actors become light relief by contrast. What I’m bowled over by is the fact that J2 + Sandy AU fic actually exists. It’s not particularly well-written (in fact I can summarise it succinctly: “cock. arse. tits.”) but I’m just enjoying the fact that it was created at all.

Also I’ve never really understood why fics like that are described as ‘genderfuck’ (or ‘genderswap’) since the characters genders don’t change at all, it’s merely their physical sex which has been altered. I suppose describing something as ‘sexfuck’ could be a little confusing however.

Here, have a video of Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk being amusing just because.

Pardon my overly revealing linking behaviour, and Young Americans misquoting.

All the fun of the fair

In bookmark, miss thropist, tv kicks on August 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm

I’ve also finally achieved a great aim of mine- I’ve completed watching season one of Carnivale.

Thankfully it was a cable series and therefore 12 episodes rather than 22 or the completion of the first season would still feel completely unattainable. I’ve found that I really like this show. Although there’s an interesting overarching storyline about the battle between good and evil involving questions of morality what I find most interesting is the familial, and other, interactions between the characters- primarily the Felix/Rita Sue/Jonesy/Sofie/Libby nexus, but various others’ relationships too.

I suppose the interesting situation between the five characters I mentioned above starts with the death of Felix and Rita Sue’s daughter, Dora Mae. Rita Sue along with her daughters Dora Mae and Libby are dancers/whores for the circus, and watching Felix organising his daughters’ show is an eloquent demonstration of the desperation of the times. Dora Mae is killed in a ghost town by even more desperate men, and the manner of her death is incredibly degrading- she is found hanged with the word ‘harlot’ carved into her forehead. Part of what I love about this show is that whilst the episodes are reasonably self-contained the sense of continuity is maintained, and often not a lot of time has passed between episodes. For example Dora Mae’s death remains important and relevant for several episodes after it occurs, whilst I could imagine in many shows that it wouldn’t be mentioned again after an episode or two.

Her death leads to a spiralling situation in which Felix, consumed with grief, can’t stand to be around Rita Sue. He seems to be blaming her (and himself) for their daughter’s death, after all it was her who specifically disobeyed Sampson’s orders and included the ‘blow off’ in the show. Felix is really cold to her, refusing to give her any intimacy or kindness. The scene in which he turns her down, and her subsequent tears, is really heartbreaking. When Libby expresses an interest in leaving to go to Hollywood he tries to facilitate this, even at the expense of leaving Rita Sue behind, but eventually he has to accept that he is too drawn to his wife to actually leave her (as she had been saying throughout all of his planning).

However, the fact that he remains with the carnival certainly doesn’t mean that their marital issues have been resolved. He seems to have become obsessed with the fact that his wife is a whore, whereas before he had accepted it. This leads to him offering his wife (and her services) to his friend, Jonesy, who’s been pining after Sofie for a ridiculously long time. Jonesy is an incredibly likable character, and so wonderfully proud and capable most of the time. Since I like him so much I felt really bad for him over the Sofie situation, he just seemed to like her so much- there was a brilliant scene of them (finally!) playing catch, it was totally sparse and understated but somehow still incredibly captivating. At first in scenes like that it just seemed as if Sofie wasn’t really aware of how much Jonesy liked her, and the fact that he always managed to say the wrong thing just seemed sadly inevitable. However, more and more it became obvious that she was totally aware of his feelings and managed to willfully misinterpret the things he said just so she could be stroppy about something.

Libby and Sofie develop a very sweet friendship, initally bonding over sex. It is nice that Sofie gets an opportunity to enjoy being a girl with Libby, and it was fun to get to watch a positive and fairly realistic portrayal of female friendship, at least for a little while. In general I like the portrayal (and physical look) of the women on the show too. Despite the fact that most of the time when Sofie and Libby appear on screen together I can’t help but smile I don’t really like Sofie as a character all that much. Her mother, Apollonia, is also not overly likable. I suppose it’s difficult for a paralysed psychic who gets about four words throughout the season to be engaging though. The scene in which Sofie experiences a vision of her mother’s rape is incredibly disturbing, and the contrast between Apollonia’s screaming and the upbeat music just adds to the jarring sensation. Much later on though Sofie is almost taunting her about this vision, which doesn’t make much sense to me: I can merely surmise that Sofie is a bitch.

Mostly I just can’t stand Sofie for the way that she treats Jonesy. He’s so head over heels in love with her, and she treats him so horribly. He’s incredibly protective of her, in fact when she tries to play whore he completely fucks someone up just for touching her kimono. (Of course partly this is because he has a sort of idealised vision of Sofie as good and pure, unlike women like Rita Sue, which the latter does thankfully later mock him for.) It takes Rita Sue’s impassioned speech about Jonesy, “Don’t you dare badmouth that man! You’re goddamn lucky to have any man feel that way about you”, to start to change Sofie’s mind. Of course it later comes back to bite everyone in the ass… But Sofie really isn’t this sweet, naive girl that Jonesy seems to think she is, she can really be an artful little bitch. She just seems really happy to lead him on, to offer him her attention or her hand or a kiss on the cheek whenever she wants something from him. Pfft. Women.

In an effort to appease Felix (and probably also to console herself) Rita Sue agrees to sleep with Jonesy, however it becomes more than just a typical trick, and they begin a torrid affair. Their first sex scene is so charged and just fantastic. The moment when she removes his leg brace and ends up kissing his scar is so sweet and powerful, especially because you can just see the tension pour out his face (as well as the tears). It’s such a sweet moment, and then it sort of turns into something that seems like a typical whore’s trick, but it’s just so much more than that. There’s just this brilliant contradiction in the character of Rita Sue, she’s incredibly sly sometimes but at the same time she is such a sweet and honest woman. It’s such a deeply desperate, and hot, scene. They later come to a friendly agreement to never have a repeat performance, although their handshake on the point swiftly leads to more groping. But surely all decisions about sex ought to be sealed by something more interesting than a handshake anyway?

They end up having an illicit (and hella sexy) frantic relationship which manages to be pretty romantic without being too saccharine. They act almost like schoolkids, shooting shy glances at each other and exchanging sappy grins. They’re a little too obvious. Libby, like (but also incredibly unlike) Sofie, ends up seeing her mother having sex (one assumes probably not for the first time), she watches Rita Sue and Jonesy from the shadows with a cigarette and an unreadable expression. Perhaps the relationship between Rita Sue and Jonesy might have come to an end more quickly if Felix had just been a better husband to Rita Sue. Honestly the correct response to your wife telling her that she’s on her period (even if you suspect she’s lying, I don’t care) is cuddling, not eye rolling, muttering and turning around.

Sofie gets depressed and makes a move on Jonesy, who asks instead that they take things slow. She responds by being a complete and utter bitch,quelle surprise. Jonesy then breaks things off with Rita Sue, in order to give his non-existent relationship with Sofie some sort of chance. Felix isn’t treating Rita Sue any better, after getting incredibly drunk and expostulating on how he clearly loves his wife because he sometimes can’t stand her voice in the mornings and calling her a two bit whore (which earns him a really angry ‘don’t you dare talk about my your woman like that’ glare from Jonesy) he sleeps with Catalina. This is acceptable somehow, clearly Mexican whores (with strangely saggy breasts) are exotic and wonderful, as opposed to his own wife, who’s just cheap. I originally had a lot of sympathy for Felix but he totally squandered it with his treatment of Rita Sue.

There’s just something really likable about Rita Sue that kind of reminds me of Nancy in Weeds. They both have this extreme emotional rawness and a deep honesty. Pretty much any time either of them actually gets to have sex I’m very happy for them too. Rita Sue is just ridiculously sexy most of the time too, even Catalina has to acknowledge it when she’s watching Rita Sue getting mopped down by a mob of guys while wearing only a tiny see through dress. However Catalina does turn down Stumpy’s offer that she could sleep with Rita Sue as a proxy for him.

The friendship between Sofie and Libby continues to be adorable, and randomly moves to include reasonably explicit lesbian visions experienced by a drunken Sofie. You can so tell that this was an HBO show. I know that theorists like Rich argue that there’s a ‘lesbian continuum’ linking various forms of female interaction together, and I can see where this argument comes from. However I do find it a bit patronising and essentialist, I don’t think that deep relationships based on mutual understanding are the exclusive preserve of women; that somehow we just have this wonderful way of understanding each other. I also think that there is a distinct difference between a friendship and a relationship, and whilst sex is not by any means necessarily the dividing line I would have liked a bit more of a lead up to the sudden sexual and devotional aspect of Libby and Sofie’s interaction.

Nonetheless I simply love Libby as a flirt, she gets Sofie drunk on tequila and tells her, no drawls at her, that she looks like Katharine Hepburn whilst clearly trying to eyefuck. Now that’s class. When Sofie discovers that Jonesy’s been sleeping with Rita Sue and that Libby knew she could act like a mature person and ask them about it. Of course she doesn’t do that at all. Sofie also can’t ever apparently cover anything up, whenever her mother psychically informs her of something that she doesn’t want to repeat instead of simply not repeating it she draws attention to it by having a loud conversation with her. She then distrusts her mother on practically every point, despite the fact that she’s never wrong.

There was a brilliant scene in the aftermath of everyone’s distress though. Rita Sue, Jonesy and Sofie all end up moping separately in the same tent with the requisite coffee, whiskey and cigarettes. It reminded me of ‘Nighthawks’ a whole lot. I also really liked the scene in which Felix and Rita Sue discuss their marriage, and how they’ve messed it up. Its a serious conversation but just dissolves into laughter, especially when Felix recalls Rita Sue’s face when she first saw Catalina. However the scene takes on a much more sinister turn when you realise that Felix was actually holding a gun out of sight throughout.

Sofie cements the fact that she’s a complete bitch by using the fact that Libby has a crush on her. She purposefully seduces Libby just so that Jonesy will find them and be hurt, and so that she can destroy Libby in the process (by trivialising whatever was between them). Its completely cruel, and she doesn’t even stop to consider that there could have been more to the situation than what she’d gleaned. After all Jonesy didn’t do anything wrong, he didn’t owe Sofie anything. He in fact broke things off with Rita Sue for Sofie. The fact that Libby didn’t want to tell anyone what she’d learnt is completely understandable. Sofie could have at least tried talking to Libby about it before being so mean. I’m not sure exactly why Apollonia tries to kill herself and Sofie by setting their wagon on fire, but it seems pretty fair. Then Jonesy, despite the horrible way that Sofie treated him, actually douses himself with water and runs into the fire in an attempt to save her.

I have to say that I do also love Ben Hawkins and his ridiculous dopiness. He’s honestly one of the stupidest characters ever, but in an endearing (and hick-ish way). A perfect example is when he decides to take his frustration and anger out on Gabe, the carnival’s strongman, really not a good choice. Poor, childlike Gabe completely can’t understand what’s happening either. The stupidity of Hawkins’ actions are compounded by the fact that he has a massive crush on Gabe’s mother Ruthie. There are some pretty stupid ways to come onto a woman, but hitting her son has to be up there. Ruthie is great as well, she’s just so incredibly strong and sure (and why couldn’t Atlas Shrugged‘s Dagny have been a little more like her?). The time when Hawkins is sent off to find a decent freak showcases his stupidity perfectly too, how can he not realise that overly-friendly good ol’ boys with big grins and a tendency to call you ‘son’ are clearly out to screw you over?

I like Hawkins so much that I’m not even all that jealous that he gets to do what I’ve always wanted (but especially when I was reading the appropriate Blyton books as a child or had a looming deadline at university), he gets to run away and join the circus! Then they did have to go and shatter the illusion by revealing that it wasn’t that they randomly allowed him to join the carnival, he’d been picked up on purpose. However with the way that the plot twisted and turned to reveal his connection to the carnival I can accept it. I do feel really sorry for him, people are constantly pulling him in different directions and lying to him. Even when someone decides to furnish him with important information they never seem capable of just telling him something, they insist on dragging him off somewhere in order to give him an elaborate demonstation.

He’s especially likable when he’s totally sleep-deprived after trying to avoid his dreams. He just wanders around all dazed and confused, which I can definitely identify with. I think sleep deprivation may in fact be my favourite drug, it gets you completely messed up and its free for the taking. One of the results of insomnia for Hawkins seems to be an amping up of his oral fetish, he’s fairly fellating his cigarette at one point. Possibly this adds to the tension between him and Ruthie, and when she eventually forces him into bed and tries to get him to sleep there’s a brilliant illustration of the fact that it doesn’t really matter how much you need to sleep, if there’s sex with a deeply attractive person on offer you’re going to stay awake. It’s completely unfair that Hawkins doesn’t get to enjoy proper post-coital bliss though, his dreams come back in full force (although with noticeably less screaming). The next day he starts freaking out about all their sinning (which he seems to think is on par with murder), and Ruthie gives him a brilliant telling off, ‘nobody tells me what to do in my bed, including the Lord!’.

I actually screamed out loud (and hopefully didn’t disturb the neighbours) when Ruthie was bitten by the (planted) snake. I couldn’t quite work out why Hawkins suddenly became so pliant and trusting of Lodz (whose name I feel ought to be pronounced ‘Wudj’). I would understand him turning to him since he’s desperate, but it seemed so obvious that Lodz was at least partly responsible for Ruthie’s death. Hawkins’ attempt to kill the crazy old drunk was portrayed brilliantly, but the scene in which he slit his own throat in exchange for Ruthie’s life was incredibly powerful. Poor Hawkins was willing to die for her, but wasn’t allowed to. I’m glad that Hawkins ended up killing Lodz, he definitely deserved to die. If not for being a complete bastard (which he often was to Lilah too, but I didn’t mind too much since she wasn’t very nice), then for being stupid enough to trust the freaky voice from behind the curtain demanding that he come closer.

Samson’s also a really great character. I really loved the way that he calmly told Rita Sue that he’d killed Dora Mae’s murderer (who was incidentally played by John Hannah, which I found deeply exciting) as if he was discussing lending her a cup of sugar or something equally innocuous. He’s also got one of the best pissy faces of all time. Management seems like an interesting enough character, there’s a great sense of mystery in Carnivale, but the device of literally having a man behind the curtain seems a bit too cliche (and just makes him seem like a big old ‘fraidy-cat). I hope that it’s developed somewhat in the second season.

Justin was always an intriguing character, but it took quite a while for his storyline to slot into place. The episode in which him and his sister’s back story was explored was great, and it used a really excellent device for the revelation that they were in fact mysterious, Russian children. Clancy Brown, who plays Brother Justin, was portrayed as being attacked by these two children, and it was only at the end of the episode that it was revealed that actually he was hallucinating and imagining himself in the place of the trapped man, whereas Justin had actually been that little boy, Alexei, and always had this great (evil) power.

Then suddenly there’s wacky, intense incestuous overtones! The brief kiss between Justin and Iris upon his return might seem almost fraternal, but it contrasts sharply with her apparent horror when Dolan tried to chastely kiss her. In a surprising twist it’s revealed that actually Iris seems to have been perpetrating far more evil acts than Justin. Her slightly creepy shyness of the past now makes perfect sense. After this happens there’s suddenly a very strong incest vibe. I’m still in awe that this show made it onto television, even if it was HBO. Iris and Justin have some great scenes, I really liked the incredibly tense, sparse scene where they were staring at each other and barely talking over dinner, with the loud, scratchy sounds of Justin cutting his meat overpowering everything. When they drink lemonade together in perfect time they seem like something straight out of a classic horror movie.

I really loved that Justin’s attempt to reveal Norman’s greatest sin merely showed Norman saving Justin and Iris as children. I thought that perhaps it was a ploy to get Norman to (attempt to) kill Justin and thus turn him into a sinner of sorts, but I now think that it was actually genuine. I quite like religious people. Well actually that isn’t true since they fill me with a morbid terror. However I like their wonderful tendency to throw in quotes at random moments which are only tangentially relevant to the situation at hand, just as I do.

There’s a massive amount of imagery and plot in this series which can be interpreted (without much effort) as incredibly anti-Christian. The baptismal blood and sacramental razors were especially brilliant. The only reason I can think that it was allowed on American television is that it does at least operate within a nominally WASPish world, the characters frequently remember to be disparaging about the Cat’lics. In fact Samson’s introduction in the first episode is fairly disparaging of Christian theology:

“Before the beginning, after the great war between heaven and hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man… and to each generation was born a Creature of Light and a Creature of Darkness… and great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then. Nobility. And unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun[*] exploded over Trinity and man forever traded away wonder for reason.”

*I love homynyms.

I absolutely adored the fact that Rita Sue actually has a ceramic pig that she displays when she wants to be ‘porked’. Possibly an even better pun was the ‘man eating chicken’ show that Felix busted out when time’s were getting especially tough. The crowd are treated to exactly that- they get to see a man munching on chicken. Felix appeases them by suggesting that they go out and tell their friends that the show was great so that they can at least have the pleasure of frustrating somebody else. Also “Mexithing” as a portmanteau really made me giggle for some reason. I’m not entirely sure why, maybe it’s just because I love Jonesy.

Dolan’s another great character whom I really like. Robert Knepper has such a lovely voice too, I can’t think of anyone better to play a radio reporter. The way in which he decided to take up Justin’s story was great, he does seem to honestly want to inspire, but he’s also happy to be honest about the way in which he personally gains from it. The idea of “Where are you Brother Justin?” becoming a rallying cry for the disenfranchised reminded me of the “Who is John Galt?” of Atlas Shrugged. It started out as a much more positive cry, but ended up being far more depressing since Justin appears to be evil incarnate. Carnivale can be deliciously ironic. I also really liked how Dolan was the only one in the church who didn’t start gasping or muttering at the statement “I have committed murder”, instead he’s scrutinising the situation and you can see his excitement at finding an interesting story.

I really like the score of Carnivale, it’s beautiful. There’s just generally really great use of music and sound in the show. The horrific noise of the Hawkins’ Scudder-studded dreams really adds to their terror. There’s also a really good use of contrasting a character’s screams with happy music, such as when Justin is screaming in the asylum.

Some of the casting is just so spot-on. Nick Stahl is a great Hawkins, and just a great actor. He manages to somehow pull off the character’s naivety without it being grating. Cynthia Ettinger plays Rita Sue so beautifully, and is just somehow extremely erotic no matter what she’s doing. That may in part be as a result of her admittedly fantastic breasts. Carla Gallo was such wonderful casting for Libby too, she really looks like a 1930s Hollywood actress. Tim DeKay (who has a brilliant name) makes an excellent Jonesy, I can’t imagine anyone who looks more like a baseball player in the world, including actual baseball players, the entire cast of Field of Dreams or even Jesse L. Martin. He also looks surprisingly good all sweaty and covered in oil, although not as good as Jared Padalecki in a comparable situation. I’m not quite sure when he suddenly got ridiculously hot rather than just being insanely cute and puppy-like. I’m not complaining though. Here, have some Jared-scented eye candy:

Hopefully I’ll get around to watching season 2 of Carnivale sometime this decade.

Com, Com my lady

In bookmark, comical, miss thropist, tv kicks on August 5, 2008 at 9:29 pm

I am an avid Whedon fan, I could totally write a lengthy essay about Buffy (oh wait I already did). So don’t be surprised if this goes over the word limit. Just pat me on the head and steadfastly ignore my ramblings if you wish.

I’m a little blown away by how much I’m loving the Buffy comics, and so glad that I gave them a try. I’m now completely up to date (finished episode 16 the other day) and whilst I would obviously prefer to be watching the stories play out in a TV show I think that the comics are an excellent substitute. The tone and dialogue of the show translate better than I could have expected, and the comic medium also has some important advantages- there’s no issues with casting and there’s no budgetary constraints which frees the story possibilities up considerably.

I like the artwork, especially the brilliant covers. The artists haven’t aimed for photorealism but nonetheless they’ve managed to make the comic book versions of the characters look an awful lot like their live action counterparts. I think that comic-Buffy resembles SMG less than (most of) the other characters look like their respective actors, but then again I think she has a relatively difficult face to draw. The women’s bodies are great, I hadn’t really thought of it until I read someone’s praise on one of the letters pages, but it certainly would have annoyed me if they were drawn as unrealistic giant-breasted caricatures. I like that they made Buffy a little bustier though (back to the old days!), although canonically she hasn’t been stuffing herself on pasta in Italy as many people assumed (reviving a storyline more than 5 years later is a cruel way to Joss fanon). The only character whose representations I’d consistently quibble with are Faith’s, I just don’t think that she’s been drawn that well, although by no means awfully. Having said that, some of the Faith-centric cover art is amazing, I especially loved the Buffy Faith the Vampire Slayer cover for episode 6 (even though she didn’t really look like Eliza Dushku there), and the cover for episode 9 was simply gorgeous.

It also means that Xander’s lost weight, and he looks hot! (I loved that they had him make a reference to getting fat as well.) Him and Renee were incredibly cute together too. Xander is one of those characters who I think ought to get a bit more love, and so I really liked the way that Renee became all geeky when she was crushing on him (although I think that developing an interest in drywalling was taking it a little too far). This exchange was especially cute and I could completely imagine it being uttered on the show:

Renee: You could take me out.
Xander: You want me to assassinate you?

I like that Xander gets to be (relatively) cool now. I also always love it when language is played with (something that Buffy has always done well). There’s an especially brilliant visual pun at one point, involving Buffy literally getting attacked by the church!

The “Great Muppety Odin, I miss the sex” line made me laugh, and I’m sure that I’ll be quoting it far too much in the future. Although I can understand why some people felt that it sounded like more of a Xander (or possibly even Andrew or Anya?) line than something that Buffy would say, I didn’t think it was incredibly out of character, especially for someone equally comfortable making references to Molly Ringwald and Samuel Beckett. I suppose it was also conceived as a potential hint towards a Buffy/Xander relationship (especially with Buffy’s Xander-centric dreamscene) but if so, boy, was than an excellent piece of misdirection! I have always liked the fact that Buffy is such an incredibly human and relatable (super)hero, yes she has all these epic battles and massive issues to deal with- but she’s also dealing with her loneliness, and the simple pain of a lack of human (not only sexual) contact.

I feel a little weird about Warren being back. Of course it’s nice to have references to (and appearances from) various old characters and plots from the show to keep the continuity alive, and as I said there’s no worries about whether an actor is available or concerns about how to depict a skinless villain convincingly. Willow’s season six storyline involving her addiction to magic and eventual spiralling into evil triggered by Tara’s death at the hands of Warren (just after their reconciliation) was unpopular with some fans but I liked it (in the sense that it makes me sniffley). Many people (including Amber Benson) took issue with the idea of killing off Tara, and felt that it was perhaps a “punishment” (or at least could be interpreted as one) for their lesbian relationship. I think that an examination of Buffy, and indeed basically any of Whedon’s work, shows that he likes his characters as miserable as possible most of the time- they’re hardly ever allowed to be happy for long. I don’t believe that the Buffy writers intended for Tara’s death to be read as a punishment in any way, and yes the character was sacrificed for the sake of the story and that is difficult for people who are big fans of the character, but that doesn’t make the writers bad people. The character of Tara was treated just the same as any other character on the show essentially, and I don’t see why that ought to be a cause for outcry. (I really liked a letter written along these lines that was published in the ‘Slaying the Critics’ section, which cheekily referred to Tara as ‘whatsherface’.)

Having Warren come back seems to cheapen Willow’s journey, and gives her an easy redemption. It doesn’t undo all the suffering she underwent and the fact that she attempted to take a human life, but it makes her not really a killer. (Whedon has attempted to backtrack with this issue for a different reason, in season seven The First can take on the appearance of anyone who has died, and appears in the guise of Warren. In response to this being pointed out Whedon has said that Warren was technically dead for a moment before Amy revived him. Even if this story is stuck to, and it’s one that has only been invented to fill a plot hole which accompanies several other similar ones involving The First who could/couldn’t/could touch people and things, it still makes Willow’s murder seem attempted rather than actual. Since within the Buffy universe it’s relatively easy for people to come back from the dead if the storyline demands it I would have preferred it if Warren had been killed by Willow as he had seemed to be on the show, and come back in some other nefarious way (with or without Amy’s help).

Also I think that the idea of vengeance is an important one. Obviously the way in which Willow attempted to exact justice was wrong, it was still emotionally satisfying for the viewer to see her flay Warren alive; he attempted to shoot Buffy (and indeed almost killed her) and did kill Tara. In Carnivale there was a moment when Dora May’s killer was spared being shot by Samson (due to mere luck), and Samson (and Jonesy) argue against betraying their code and killing this man outright since according to their traditions he has to be given a chance. One can understand both this viewpoint and that expressed coldly by Dora May’s mother, she just wants to watch this man die. When Samson goes to the bar and chats relatively pleasantly with this man (although mostly just pumping him for information) I didn’t feel shock or sympathy for the guy when Samson pulled out his gun and shot him point blank. Sometimes you just feel like a character deserves to die.

I don’t support the death penalty, but within a work of fiction something like that is a satisfying resolution. There’s a wonderful moment in a West Wing episode called’ Take This Sabbath Day’ in which the President is trying to decide whether or not to commute the sentence of a man who has been sentenced to death in slightly questionable circumstances, where he doesn’t really have any grounds on which to commute other than the fact that he doesn’t like the death penalty. There’s this brilliant exchange between President Bartlet and Charlie which I just love- Bartlet asks him what he’d want to happen if and when the guy who shot Charlie’s mother (leaving him to raise his little sister alone) is caught, since she was a police officer , and killing a police officer is a capital crime. Charlie calmly starts by saying “I wouldn’t want to see him executed Mr President-”, and Bartlet nods, seemingly accepting that this is the “normal” response of someone with their lefty politics to the situation, and then Charlie continues “I’d wanna do it myself”. Bartlet just gives him this look and quietly agrees, because hell yes it doesn’t matter what your political or philosophical bent is, if someone killed somebody you love, you wouldn’t shrink from the opportunity to, for example, flay them alive.

As Toby says, several seasons later in ‘Game On’, albeit about a different situation:

“Yes you’d want to see him put to death. You’d want to be cruel and unusual, which is why it’s probably a good idea fathers of murder victims don’t have legal rights in these situations.”

(I do personally think that ‘Take This Sabbath Day’ isn’t the most amazing episode, and it gets rather farcical when Father Cavanaugh points out that Bartlet had a priest, a rabbi and a Quaker sent to him, but I love that little exchange between Charlie and the President. And also any part of the episode which has Stockard Channing in.)

I believe that I may have been talking about Buffy at some point before that little digression? Let me try to get back on track…

Although it’s a bit silly, I loved that Dawn became a giant. It’s assumed that it’s because she had sex with her college boyfriend who is a thricewise(Great Muppety Odin, what is that?), but it eventually transpires that he’s cursed her for cheating on him with his roommate. I liked the fact that Dawn losing her virginity was this teenage-y, melodramtic big deal, but without the truly melodramtic saga of something like Buffy losing her virginity to Angel. I think a nice balance is struck between the fact that Dawn’s just a normal teenage girl and has to deal with typical problems, but that she also has a totally weird existence and these problems don’t necessarily manifest in the expected way. She’s currently actually a centaur, which I thought was also awesome (although I’m not sure that she would be craving hay, I suppose it depends on where the internal organs are exactly). Poor Dawn probably has an excessive amount of problems, but I couldn’t help laughing at Willow’s (good-natured) mocking of her small breasts.

I feel a little bit weird about the extent of the still very existent Buffy/Dawn issues. I don’t expect them to get on perfectly and have a trouble-free relationship, but I felt that they had been dealt with to some extent in the season six finale and in season seven. I know that Dawn couldn’t help but feel abandoned when Buffy was focusing much more on the potential slayers (and I’m sure that would have continued with Buffy’s focus on the new slayers), but I think that Dawn did understand the situation, and now that she’s off at university I would think that it would be less of an issue. Dawn did have an excellent relationship with Willow (and Tara) in the past, but I think it’s a little far for her to tell Buffy that she thinks of Willow as more of a mother to her than Buffy. Buffy certainly wasn’t a perfect guardian, but she was dealing with extreme mitigating circumstances (being yanked out of heaven by her well-intentioned friends, for one) and Willow certainly wasn’t the best surrogate mother- she endangered Dawn’s life due to her addiction to magic, and Buffy had to actually order Willow to stay away from Dawn at one point.

I just didn’t think that the issues between Buffy and Dawn would have remained quite so prominent. Neither did I think that the issues that Buffy and Faith have about each other were so entirely unresolved. Buffy is quick to assume that Faith has gone evil again, and Faith is so consumed by jealously towards Buffy that she’s driven to violence. I suppose that I partly expect all these problems to be resolved because they kind of felt that they were, the show finished airing five years ago so I’m used to the idea that everything is done and dusted. It’s a little weird to climb back in, and see them in action again. I suppose essentially what I’m saying is that these characters and their stories could have been left alone, I’m glad that they weren’t and there’s definitely still more to be done with them, but it isn’t like with Firefly being cancelled, the story isn’t half-told. It already did come to a satisfactory conclusion. Also I suppose that I expect them to have moved on with their issues at least five years, whereas for the characters less time may have passed (although I expect not much less since Dawn is a university student, then again Joss is notoriously bad at maths). I can understand Buffy and Faith being suspicious of each other, but I do feel that the comic pushed that a little far, after their easy camaraderie in season seven, but I suppose it is plausible given that they haven’t necessarily spent much time together since then, Faith’s probably been getting very bitter in Cleveland and they had to put their differences aside and attempt to get on during season seven for the sake of the world.

I’m really glad that there was a Faith-centric mini-arc, she’s one of my favourite Buffy characters, even when not portrayed by the luscious Eliza Dushku. The interaction between Faith and Giles was brilliant, I’m eager for more! Giles asking Faith to kill a rogue Slayer, given his knowledge of her troubled history, was incredibly cold. However, I think that it was definitely in character, and I’m glad that he was honest with her about his own dark past, and the fact that he’s killed a human (or humans?) before. Faith having to do an English accent was priceless, even though I was only reading it. That’s something that I would have loved to have seen (and more importantly heard) on screen, maybe Eliza doing an English accent isn’t out of the realm of possibility on Dollhouse? She will be basically playing a new character every week after all! I loved Faith’s initial confusion over the phrase ‘bum a fag’ especially because I spend a lot of time translating my British English into understandable words for Americans and Canadians. (In a surprise move the representatives of North America have declared that their favourite Bringlish slang is in fact ‘get proper fucked’ not ‘bum a fag’. I’m shocked and intrigued.) All of the Anglicisms and references to British pop culture were delightful, I liked the mentions of Amy Winehouse and The Clash especially.

I also liked the way that Genevieve felt that she’d developed a friendship with Faith based on a short conversation and the gifting of a cigarette, it’s so typical of drunken British girls in reality. I certainly don’t buy that Faith would like either The Stone Roses or The Arctic Monkeys (cos, ew), but I can console myself with the fact that she was acting. There were so many adorable little moments within this storyline in fact, I loved Faith’s (probably intentional) momentary misunderstanding of ‘cunning’ and Giles’ Yellow Submarine jumper, for example. I also liked the fact that Faith chose ‘Hope’ as her pseudonym, it seemed like a subtle reference to ‘Faith, Hope & Trick’, the episode which introduced her.

Genevieve was a fucking insane and terrifying villain. Her obsession with Buffy was disturbing (and a little reminiscent of Spike’s). She definitely seems like the kind of girl who might be obsessed with a Tampax model. Just sayin’. I loved the way that she petulantly screeched about the fact that she let Faith share her tub (as if this was the worst part about Faith’s ‘betrayal’), and it just sounded dirty (as well as reminded me of Sugar Rush). I’m glad that Buffy was angry at Giles for pulling this crap with Faith without telling her what was going on, although Buffy shutting Giles out does feel like a rehashing of their old issues I think in this case (as opposed to her problems with Dawn and Faith) it completely makes sense. Buffy would find it hard to trust Giles anyway, and using Faith without telling her would definitely make these flare up (especially because of the competitive nature of Buffy and Faith’s relationship). Nonetheless I can also understand Giles’ wish to not let Buffy know about all of this, he hasn’t lost his desire to protect her.

It was during episode 9 (in which the Faith mini-arc reached it’s conclusion) and episode 10 that I started screeching “AWESOME!” at the screen. Although I had been enjoying it before it was at this point, for me, that everything really came together. I couldn’t stop hitting the ‘next’ button until the end of episode 16 from then on out, even though I really should have been going to sleep! Episode 10 began brilliantly, it had this awesome Daniel Craig fake out, which turned out to be part of a game of ‘anywhere but here’, a great reference to season two. It was even better when it turned out that Buffy was playing in an attempt to distract her from flying magically with Willow. I liked that the fantasies continued to crop out throughout the episode too.

As I’ve said, I did really like Tara as a character and thought that her death was sad. I don’t subscribe to the view that that ruined Buffy however. That being said, I am glad that there was at least a little animosity between Buffy and Kennedy, and that Willow felt awkward discussing the Kennedy situation with Buffy. I didn’t hate Kennedy and do think that Willow ought to be happy, however I did think that Kennedy could be incredibly annoying at times and was definitely a little young for Willow. I don’t think that their relationship ought to be painted as perfect.

There’s been some awesome character development for Willow so far already. The way that she breaks down and admits that she feels that she betrayed Tara by ‘choosing’ Buffy over Tara was incredibly sad. It’s one of those illogical things that you can really empathise with- because Willow pushed for the option of bringing Buffy back from the dead (believing Buffy to be in a hell dimension when in actuality she was at peace) inadvertently started a chain of events in which Warren attempted to shoot Buffy but instead ended up killing Tara. Willow didn’t consciously choose Buffy over Tara of course, but you can understand her thinking, and it isn’t inconceivable to think that she was in part being punished for bringing Buffy back when she shouldn’t have.

I loved that Buffy is now an international jewel thief! It was hilarious, but in a way that’s actually a little disturbing when you actually think about it (like the ease with which Dagny kills towards the end of Atlas Shrugged). I really liked Willow’s little summation that the government has gotten angry at the Slayers for going after their possessions, it was insightful. The image of Communist Buffy isn’t a new one, there’s a brilliant shot of her equipped with a hammer and sickle leading a worker’s revolt in ‘Anne’, but it remains a fun one.

Willow trying to explain to Buffy that Slayers aren’t above the law is eerily similar to a lecture that Buffy once gave Faith. I like that the comic is dabbling with moral ambiguity, and the (moral) implications of creating a load of preternaturally strong women (the idea of the Slayer support group was brilliant and pricelessly funny). It’s nice to see the character development of Buffy, she’s had to become a lot harder and stronger- she’s retained a lot of her General characteristics, and doesn’t seem to have too many qualms about the loss of human life anymore (just like how she said that if she had to do it again, she would sacrifice Dawn to save the world). It’s sad, but believable, that she would have lost her idealism. Some of the other Slayers go obviously too far, utilising their power for personal gain- and the fact that they’re using guns is a nice call back to Andrew’s earlier lecture about Slayers never using guns (and definitely fits with the entirety of the show).

Reading the letters for the competition to be immortalised in the comics were alternately heartwarming and heartbreaking. The winning letter was written by a woman called Robin’s husband, he wrote about her battle with schizophrenia and how Buffy had provided something solid and allowed her to grasp onto reality for a long time. Instead of just creating a minor character, the plot of the comic was directly influenced by the idea of schizophrenia and a wonderful, composite character was created. The idea of being in a position to do that kind of blows my mind, to be so touched by somebody’s life and be able to do something so wonderful and so unique for them. It was strange for me to read some of those letters, to hear about people who have a so much more tangible connection with the series that I adore than I do.

Some of the other letters have also seemed deeply significant to me, I especially loved one which argued that in Buffy heroism was mostly about choice, as this was part of the thrust of an essay I wrote last year. Theorising isn’t restricted to the letters section, Buffy herself makes some excellent points. She argues that saving the world amounts to saving the status quo, and that apocalypses (if that is indeed the correct plural form) are an attempt at change. What she did, to empower hundreds of women by unlocking their Slayer potentiality, was a sort of synthesis, a way for the world to change and move forward. I think that’s a brilliant description of the conclusion of the show.

I loved the sneaky little ‘jokes’ about both Buffy and Xander being gay, although I’m still deeply annoyed by the “gay me up” scene in ‘First Date’ which I felt was in incredibly poor taste. Buffy’s little speech about the fact that Satsu’s in love with her was great, and I especially loved, “The fact that knowing that someone you know, someone really cool, feels that way about me, it makes me less…a little bit less lonely”. Satsu, Renee and Aiko are all great characters, the Slayers in the comics are all much, much more likable than the potentials in the TV series (and Vi is certainly less annoying now), it’s helped that I don’t have to hear any appalling attempts at accents. I like that they tend to geek out about Buffy though, she is legend after all. I thought that the relationship between Satsu and Buffy was really sweet and a little sad, and then suddenly there was sex! And that was too awesome! Buffy has sex with another woman, in cannon. How is it possible that I missed this until now? Although apparently Sarah Michelle Gellar also missed the memo… I enjoyed it even more when I remembered everyone freaking out about the apparent Buffy/Xander turn the comics seemed to be taking. This is also a way better twist than The Immortal storyline! I don’t feel that this was a marketing ploy at all, it’s just an excellent story.

The relationship between Dracula and Xander however, although it had some excellent subtext, was a bit too ridiculous for me. Apparently it references another Dracula-centric comic also penned by Drew Goddard (by the by I probably could have been convinced to go see Cloverfield if I’d known that he was invovled) so perhaps I’d appreciate it more if I’d actually read that. Season eight is actually making me consider purchasing the Buffy Omnibus, so perhaps I will. The idea that Xander and Dracula were penpals is hilarious, but I also felt that it was a bit too unbelievable. I adored Andrew’s recap of the situation however, but then again I adore pretty much anything Andrew does. Primo examples here include taking dramamine before letting Willow fly him, and letting slip that in his fantasies he’d be called ‘Miss’.

Possibly Andrew’s best line was “My giant-sized teammate is fighting a mechanized version of herself on the streets of Downtown Tokyo…I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life!”. The Giant-Dawn-as-Godzilla parody was done really well, I found it funny and I’ve never even seen a Godzilla movie. It was pretty much impossible not to laugh. (As was the earlier moment involving Dawn sleeping in a barn. Swift isn’t the only one who can make giants funny.) I loved the deadpan reaction to Giant Dawn battling the Giant Dawn Robot too, “Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.”

The comics also make explicit visual references to Dark Phoenix with Willow, just as the show did.

Aiko’s death was sad, and Buffy having to remain calm and demand that someone help her to cut down Aiko’s body was reminiscent of the last hanged girl she had to cut down. Buffy’s not exactly had an easy life. Way more emotional though was Renee’s death. I cannot belive that Joss would do that! (Although I so can of course.) I feel so bad for Xander, he’s had to deal with Anya dying already, and now this? Dracula being supportive was nice, but also rather weird. I can accept that Dracula might grant Xander (and perhaps even all the Scoobies amnesty) but I think that whole storyline was a little jarring.

But back to the sexin’. I simply adored Buffy’s slightly lame girl crushes on Judi Dench and Eleanor Roosevelt. However, I didn’t really like the slight awkwardness between Buffy and Willow (especially Willow demanding details from Satsu, she claims that she’s always wanted to know what Buffy was like in bed). It would be one thing if the awkwardness was one sided, perhaps like when Willow first came out to Buffy, but they’re both being weird. The worst thing is that Willow doesn’t seem to acknowledge that she’s being weird, she seems to think that it’s normal to be overly bright and assume that Buffy would now want to try it on with Willow. Buffy never made any such assumption about Willow. It’s not as if Buffy has simply declared “I think I’m kind of gay” and looked expectantly at Willow, she’s had an experience with Satsu, it doesn’t have anything much to do with Willow.

Willow is in fact rather disparaging, calling it Buffy’s “little experiment”. Willow was very annoyed with Tara’s similar suggestion, and with good reason. Fair enough at the point that Tara was saying such a thing they were in a much more serious relationship, but still I consider it to be incredibly rude. Even if Buffy was merely ‘experimenting’ with her sexuality there’s no need to be snide about it, there’s nothing wrong with an individual enjoying casual sex with whoever they want. I also don’t understand why Kennedy would make a similar suggestion, telling Buffy to back off of Willow. I could understand it if she was getting a little worried about it (and there’s been plenty of reasonable jealousy in Buffy: Cordelia telling Willow to back off of Xander for example, or Angel and Spike’s jealousy directed at each other), but she seems to think that it’s normal and acceptable to assume that now that Buffy’s expressed an interest in women she’s going to jump on anyone within reach. There’s no basis for this assumption, unless we’re about to find out that Willow’s actually been in love with Buffy all this time (but just really good at hiding it) which I really hope isn’t about to happen.

I liked the fact that it doesn’t seem as if Buffy and Satsu are going to have a long term relationship (and I idly wonder if Spuffy shippers are finding solace in the B/S initials?). I think that Buffy deserves to have a positive experience like that, normally she has sex with someone and the world unravels a little. She didn’t even actually get to have that with The Immortal, although one of her decoys probably did. Buffy deserves some fun! (At least she gets to enjoy New York, I liked that.)

Episode 16 began an arc which involves a crossover with Fray, a comic series penned by Whedon which is set in a futuristic world following the adventures of the eponymous Slayer. I haven’t read Fray, although thinking about it maybe I ought to now, but I didn’t have any problems with understanding the plot thus far. I liked that she speaks in a type of futuristic English, I suppose it’s a fairly commonly used device, but it had me happily thinking of both Firefly and Cloud Atlas. I’m intruiged to find out who Buffy was getting all dressed up for… is it too much to hope for some Angel and/or Spike drama?

So. Wow that was incredibly long and rambly, quelle surprise. Since I’m on the topic of Monsieur Whedon I might as well allow this snowball effect to continue a little further. I finally watched the unaired pilot for the Animated Buffy series. It was fun enough in its own way but I can understand why it didn’t go into production, it wasn’t particularly brilliant (I prefer the comics so much to it), and it seems a little redundant to go back to season one-style storylines, especially in the face of the brilliant comics. All in all I think I would have enjoyed it if it had been made (despite having a different voice actress for Buffy, and the fact that she’s randomly gone a bit goth) but I’m not particularly irritated that it wasn’t successful, and am glad that the creative energy was instead poured into season eight.

I loved this great article which presents ‘an oral history of Dr Horrible‘, it gives a lot of background information, and the anthropologist in me can’t help being delighted with a title like that. Then there was this wonderful Dollhouse interview which has totally inflamed my voicecrushes on Joss (just close your eyes and imagine him as someone who doesn’t have a ginger beard) and Eliza. She sings! I didn’t know that she could sing. There needs to be singing and English accents in Dollhouse, for the love of all things un/holy (delete as appropriate). On the subject of Dr Horrible and Whedon-related voicecrushes, I adored this little Nathan Fillion interview (the man has a wonderful voice) where he pontificates on Captain Hammer’s abilities.

I kind of love the internet. This thing that we now accept as such a big part of our lives is actually mind-boggling. Someone googled Ayn Rand and Aaron Sorkin and found my waffling! The idea of an unknowable audience is both terrifying and fabulous. Mostly terrifiying, with a side of fabulous. Personally YouTube isn’t something that I’m overly-obsessed with (although I do link to it a fair bit), but I absolutely loved this Digital Ethnography lecture about YouTube. It’s about an hour long, but if you have some time I’d definitely recommend it as it’s really fascinating (although some of the most popular videos make me despair for humanity a bit). I’d be really interested in taking a Digital Ethnography-style course, I think that the anthropology of the internet is an incredibly thought-provoking field. My interest would primarily be in areas such as fanfiction, but it’s so hard to maintain tight boundaries when looking at such topics and with anthropology it’s always hard to demarcate what is and isn’t relevant. I really must look into masters courses when I return, preferably finding something which allows me to write long essays on things which I’m already happy to write about.

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