Welcome to the latest Search Term Sunday! Take a peek at what people have been googling to end up here in the last couple of weeks, sit back, and giggle away.
dean in supernatural cars
Supernatural‘s Dean ended up in a truly supernatural car when his brother was transformed into a Chevy Impala version of Knight Rider. Good times:
This Search Term Sunday comes to you from the addled mind underneath my brand spanking new haircut. I now look eerily like Nick Drake, and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want that?
Since the last track on his second album, Bryter Layter, is an instrumental piece simply titled ‘Sunday’ it’s clearly appropriate listening on the last day of the week.
I don’t understand what’s going on with this video, or why it’s claiming to have lyrics, so I suggest you just shut your eyes and listen instead.
Lay back, lounge around, and let me insist that things will get better and brighter later. Spring’s a-coming, and there’ll be sunshine and petals and frolicking bunnies all around soon. And if you need a reason to smile before that’s actually upon us, then have a gander at some search terms! Read the rest of this entry »
It’s the first day of 2012, which means it’s entirely respectable (for once) to be nursing a hangover and lounging around in bed all day.
But it is a Sunday, and the sun is quite firmly set beyond the horizon, so it might be time to shake things up a bit and get on with the first Search Term Sunday of the year. (And then to collapse back into an exhausted heap again immediately afterwards.)
example paper that describes beyonce’s character of in the film obession personality in the terms of the big five personality traits
I’ve got enough essay stress to contend with, I’m certainly not taking on anyone else’s on top of it. Plus you didn’t even explain which film you were talking about.
The outside world looks rubbish these days. The skies are grey, everything’s blowing around in the wind, and there’s not even any snow to make up for it. Pah.
This is definitely the time of year for insisting on staying in. You can avoid the long night/short day problem if you ignore it hard enough, and mulled wine can’t get you into quite as much trouble if you never leave the house.
So get comfy and snuggly inside! Draw the curtains against the evils of the external! Make yourself all nice and warm by lighting a fire or applying several glasses of wine!
And, of course, entertain yourself with this latest batch of search terms. Hopefully giggling at them will ensure that you don’t feel the winter gloom at all:
I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.
But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.
how tall is christina hendricks
Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?
…but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.
With those Rolling Stones lyrics in mind (and really, who wouldn’t want to take Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’ words seriously?) I’ve decided to use the Search Term Sunday this week to dispense some helpful advice.
Depraved googlers might not have realised that they were participating in a Dear Abby-esque scenario, but the searches people perform in order to end up here are as weird, if not more so, than ever. And I’m not just talking about the appalling spelling.
My first suggestion would be that you eat an apple a day, and try not to end up looking like these guys. Read the rest of this entry »
♪ if you live with me, I’ll die for you, and that’s a compromise ♪
Eh, I’ve just about had enough of serious questions, and the resultant discussions, this week. So let’s bring on the levity instead!
Round here that means that it’s time for another Search Term Sunday- looking at, and mocking, the things people have googled that brought them here this week.
Well alright, that titular Buffy quote was from a vampire called Sunday (pictured above) and not- at least as far as I know- an anthropomorphic version of the last day of the week. But when you think about it, it’s kind of true. Sundays practically do kill you sometimes.
You’re liable to be horribly hungover and terribly tired from your weekend activities- whether they’ve been wholesome or debauched. Or, if you- like quite a few of the PCP crew- spent your Saturday night entertaining a baby while necking booze, a bit of both.
So you’re all tuckered out- and you don’t even get to really relax because another week is just around the corner demanding your attention and energy. Sundays are hard.
However they’re also they day of search term sifting- I’ll be perusing the things people have googled to end up on PCP. And possibly flailing around in confusion.
Well, let’s have no more of that! I say let’s shun the smut-less, and instead fully embrace the strangeness (and often inappropriate sexual nature) of the search terms that led people here this week.
The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.
jensen ackles cowboy, sexy jensen ackles and dean supernatural cowboy
Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:
But sadly not jensen ackles naked, naked jensen ackles, nude jensen ackles, jensen ackles and jared padalecki naked, jensen ackles porn, jensen ackles gay porn, jensen ackles fotos pornos or jensen ackles nude. Read the rest of this entry »
Sundays always seem to come too soon, and with them the sad knowledge that the weekend has to end. Nonetheless they can still be a day of fun, and of pouring over the search terms that lead people here of course.
jared leto dawson’s creek foto
This I cannot provide, because he was never in Dawson’s Creek.
eliza dushku lesbian
There was rather a lot of lesbian subtext in season three of Buffy…
Supernatural- a CW show, perpetually on the bubble and under threat of cancellation- has been renewed for a season seven.
It’s one of me and Miss Penn’s favourite shows (and contributed splendidly to our stockpile of images of the site’s mascots, Cowboy Jensen and Jared) so there’s plenty of excitement over the news in this little corner of the internet.
Now of course I enjoy the emotional drama and angst, the horror and despair, the blood and gore, the ghosts and demons… it’s all integral to the show. Arguably, however, my favourite aspect is the humour.
It started off with witty one liners and brotherly banter, but very soon Supernatural was pastiching the genre, every other genre and itself.
So I though a top ten of the crackiest, most ridiculous Supernatural episodes was in order- and here it is in chronological order in fact. The only problem I had was whittling it down to a mere ten mad episodes.
Sadly all the best clips seem to have had embedding disabled, but I strongly suggest following the links to watch them on YouTube. If you enjoy fun, that is.
I must admit that Easter celebrations have never really made all that sense to me, but if you’re into pretending that rabbits lay eggs and enjoy hunting for melted chocolates in apparently unlikely places then I hope you have an enjoyable time doing so.
The stuff that I’ve been searching for- silly search terms- are far easier to find. It’s much like looking for hay in a haystack, as soon as you take a look at the searches people have performed in order to bring them to this site you’re sucked into a wildly weird world.
Let’s give it a whirl:
jensen ackles cowboy
Have you seen the ‘Frontierland’ episode of Supernatural yet? You neeeeeed to, it’s chock full of our mascot, Cowboy Jensen, and comes complete with plenty of cowboy Jared:
We really are getting on for summer, the sun is genuinely shining and the weather is sweet.
It’s nice to be able to enjoy the weekend out on the grass, rather than being holed up inside piling on the layers just to feel like you’re not turning into a person-shaped icicle.
I hope that you’ve all been having hot fun in the sun, but when you eventually make your way back inside (the evenings aren’t yet quite as warm as I’d like them to be, let me tell you) there’ll still be a Search Term Sunday for your perusal each week.
Join us as we try to puzzle out what exactly it is that people are looking for when they end up here- and whether the weirdest googling can be blamed on sunstroke or daytime drinking.
As far as I’m concerned, Sundays are usually for relaxation and recovery. It’s also a good day to check in with your friends- preferably in person with piles of greasy food and lots of liquid.
Sundays are the perfect day for everyone to share their stories of debauchery from the latest week (or, more likely, the weekend) and to swear that they’re never making the same mistakes again.
But if they didn’t, then we’d have nothing to talk about the next Sunday. So mostly the quitters quit quitting, and life goes on with its circular motions.
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time to go through the sinful and strange search terms of the week.
I’d ask everyone to promise to bookmark some stuff instead of abusing google in this fashion, but where would the fun be next weekend if that happened?
Why am I always hungover when it’s my turn to do the Search Term Sunday? Life is wildly unfair. Despite that, or perhaps because of it, it’s time again to air people’s dirty google laundry in public.
The search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen are often wacky, wonderful, wild- and perplexing. But however you got here, sit back and enjoy us discussing this week’s batch.
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Comes complete with ridiculous cheekbones:
how to distract yourself from porn
Well you could let Ms Elaine E. Ouse dictate your Lent- she suggests giving up misogyny, and part of that is a pledge to set aside Disney porn. Or you could do like Miss Penn and read a load of books, that’s pretty distract-y.
I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!
It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.
misfits nathan in suit
He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:
In response to Miss Thropist’s article on the Best Wingmen, I thought I’d better get my twenty pence in on character crushes. Or at least why we don’t always fall in love with the character we’re supposed to.
This may be because I’m a ‘Season Two-er’, the person who comes in after the first season’s done, and wants the main girl or guy to get with someone more interesting. And Season Two is when someone more interesting usually appears.
Just like most girls want to think they’re Grace Kelly in High Society, and they’re usually Celeste Holm, we’re meant to fall in love with the main guy, the hero.
Except there’s his best friend, cracking jokes in the background. And he’s always more interesting. So, here’s why the funny (sometimes bad) boy wins… Read the rest of this entry »
It’s time for another Search Term Sunday- where we explore the strange things that people have googled to end up being directed to our site. This week seems especially Supernatural heavy, even for us, maybe because we recently wrote about Sam vs. Dean.
In general if we’re feeling benevolent we might actually try to answer the queries, but given that Sundays are often our hangovers of doom day we’re more likely to mock. And then promptly fall asleep.
Supernatural revolves around the lives of two evil-hunting brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester. They’re both witty, handy with a shotgun and ridiculously pretty.
The weight of the show was very much on the actors portraying the brothers- Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles- especially in the earlier seasons, but they pulled it off, in large part due to their great chemistry.
Oh wait. Ahem. That wasn’t the kind of chemistry I was getting at…
I already wrote about actors better known for their film roles moving (back) into TV-land, but the ranks of those moving the other way must be almost infinite. It’s normal for actors to graduate from working in television to the movies, and it would be nigh on impossible to make a comprehensive list, or even a representative overview. Nonetheless I thought I’d share some of my favourites.
21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street was an 80s show with a slightly ridiculous premise about young-looking undercover cops investigating teenage crime and imparting PSAs about everything from drugs to sex and back again. The first four seasons starred Johnny Depp back before he started playing against (the teen idol) type in lots of Tim Burton films (Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Alice in Wonderland) and plenty of others (Fear and Loathing, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus). Depp wasn’t the only nascent star on the show either, check out baby Brad Pitt’s guest spot:
Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars starred Kirsten Bell as a student-cum-PI. This was Bell’s breakout role, and she gained more exposure after its cancellation through a stint on Heroes and as the voice of the eponymous- if mysterious- narrator of Gossip Girl. She’s also gone on to star in films like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Fanboys and Couples Retreat- and has a role in the film I think I’m most excited about for 2011, Scream 4. The first season also featured Amanda Seyfried (who went on to act in Big Love before focussing on films) as Veronica’s dead best friend Lilly Kane. She was only supposed to be in a few episodes (in slightly misty flashbacks) but Rob Thomas, the show’s creator, was so impressed by her she ended up in more. Since then she’s been in Mamma Mia!, Jennifer’s Body and Letters to Juliet- and I’m eagerly anticipating her Little Red Riding Hood, also scheduled for release in 2011.
Young Americans
Young Americans is one of my favourite shows of all time- a short-lived sort-of Dawson’s Creek spin-off about a group of friends growing up in a small town, revolving around Will Krudski (Rodney Scott) a boy from the wrong side of the tracks who wins a scholarship to the prestigious Rawley Academy- that really needs to be released on DVD already. Despite only lasting eight episodes this show seemed to have it all, exploring (possible) incest, social class, philosophy and Calvin and Hobbes. Not only did it give us The Vampire Diaries‘ Ian Somerhalder and The L Word‘s Katherine Moennig, it also featured Kate Bosworth. Bosworth has gone on to star in films like Blue Crush, Beyond the Sea and Superman Returns. Another Young American who’s featured on the big screen as an adult quite a bit is Michelle Monaghan (Mission Impossible III, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Made of Honor) who guest starred in two episodes (or a quarter of the show) as Will’s love interest Caroline Busse.
Dark Angel
I still have no real idea what this show was about, aside from Jessica Alba in leather. Anyone? Anyone? …Bueller? Well Wikipedia calls it an:
American biopunk/cyberpunk science fiction television series created by James Cameron and Charles H. Eglee…Set in a post-apocalyptic Seattle, the show chronicles the life of Max Guevara (X5-452), a genetically enhanced super-soldier, portrayed by Jessica Alba as an adult and Geneva Locke as a child, who, after escaping from a covert government biotech/military facility as a child, tries to lead some semblance of a normal life and constantly try to elude capture by government agents, while searching for her genetically-enhanced brothers and sisters scattered in the aftermath of their escape.
I’m still lost, but it did seem to launch the career of Jessica Alba (Sin City, Fantastic Four, Machete) so maybe it was doing something right. Plus you can’t really go too wrong with Jensen Ackles (who played twins Ben and Alec, or something):
Supernatural
The stars of Supernatural, Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester and Jared Padalecki as his brother Sam, don’t have stellar movie careers- although they have gained roles in genre films (Ackles in My Bloody Valentine 3-D and Padalecki in Friday the 13th) probably at least in part due to their work on the show. But back before Mark A. Sheppard was in absolutely everything on TV (Battlestar Galactica, Dollhouse, CSI, Leverage, Chuck, Warehouse 13, Supernatural, Dr Who- and that’s just since 2009!) there was Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Morgan had a tendency to play dead guys on TV (Weeds, Supernatural, Grey’s Anatomy), but seems to have given that up for a movie career (PS, I Love You, Watchmen, The Losers). That’s when he’s not too busy being introduced as Jared Padalecki’s boyfriend anyway. [Skip to the 3:30 mark if you don't want to listen to Jared waffling, though I can't imagine why you wouldn't.]
Supernatural’s Misha Collins (who plays the angel Castiel) also starred in Stonehenge Apocalypse, which deserves notoriety for possibly being the worst film of all time.
My So-Called Life
Oh, My So-called Life was so good! It was a 90s teen drama about a group of high school students, narrated (mostly) by Claire Danes’ character, Angela Chase who was, like, so totally in love with Jordan Catalano (Jared Leto). Their romance didn’t necessarily make all that much sense given that they kind of had the same hairstyle and I don’t really see how anyone could look at Devon Gummersall (who played Angela’s hapless neighbour Brian Krakow who was totally crushing on her) and not want to pinch his cheeks until they fell off. Still everything about the show was superb, and it’s not surprising that it launched the film careers of both Danes (Little Women, Romeo + Juliet, Stardust) and Leto (Girl, Interrupted, American Psycho, Requiem for a Dream). And it gave the world the adorableness that is Wilson Cruz, for which I think we all ought to be eternally grateful:
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There’s plenty of stars who started out on soaps- House‘s Jesse Spencer on Neighbours, Buffy‘s Sarah Michelle Gellar on All My Children and Pushing Daisies‘ Anna Friel on Brookside to give you three examples from three different continents’ lowest common denominator programming. Perhaps the most famous example though is Salma Hayek who rose to fame after appearing in Mexican telenovelas Un Nuevo Amanecer and Teresa, and has since been in films like From Dusk Til Dawn, Frida and Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
I’m sure everyone must have a favourite example or two of actors’ TV roles before they hit the big screen- tell us about them in the comments. Bonus points for videos!
I’ve also finally achieved a great aim of mine- I’ve completed watching season one of Carnivale.
Thankfully it was a cable series and therefore 12 episodes rather than 22 or the completion of the first season would still feel completely unattainable. I’ve found that I really like this show. Although there’s an interesting overarching storyline about the battle between good and evil involving questions of morality what I find most interesting is the familial, and other, interactions between the characters- primarily the Felix/Rita Sue/Jonesy/Sofie/Libby nexus, but various others’ relationships too.
I suppose the interesting situation between the five characters I mentioned above starts with the death of Felix and Rita Sue’s daughter, Dora Mae. Rita Sue along with her daughters Dora Mae and Libby are dancers/whores for the circus, and watching Felix organising his daughters’ show is an eloquent demonstration of the desperation of the times. Dora Mae is killed in a ghost town by even more desperate men, and the manner of her death is incredibly degrading- she is found hanged with the word ‘harlot’ carved into her forehead. Part of what I love about this show is that whilst the episodes are reasonably self-contained the sense of continuity is maintained, and often not a lot of time has passed between episodes. For example Dora Mae’s death remains important and relevant for several episodes after it occurs, whilst I could imagine in many shows that it wouldn’t be mentioned again after an episode or two.
Her death leads to a spiralling situation in which Felix, consumed with grief, can’t stand to be around Rita Sue. He seems to be blaming her (and himself) for their daughter’s death, after all it was her who specifically disobeyed Sampson’s orders and included the ‘blow off’ in the show. Felix is really cold to her, refusing to give her any intimacy or kindness. The scene in which he turns her down, and her subsequent tears, is really heartbreaking. When Libby expresses an interest in leaving to go to Hollywood he tries to facilitate this, even at the expense of leaving Rita Sue behind, but eventually he has to accept that he is too drawn to his wife to actually leave her (as she had been saying throughout all of his planning).
However, the fact that he remains with the carnival certainly doesn’t mean that their marital issues have been resolved. He seems to have become obsessed with the fact that his wife is a whore, whereas before he had accepted it. This leads to him offering his wife (and her services) to his friend, Jonesy, who’s been pining after Sofie for a ridiculously long time. Jonesy is an incredibly likable character, and so wonderfully proud and capable most of the time. Since I like him so much I felt really bad for him over the Sofie situation, he just seemed to like her so much- there was a brilliant scene of them (finally!) playing catch, it was totally sparse and understated but somehow still incredibly captivating. At first in scenes like that it just seemed as if Sofie wasn’t really aware of how much Jonesy liked her, and the fact that he always managed to say the wrong thing just seemed sadly inevitable. However, more and more it became obvious that she was totally aware of his feelings and managed to willfully misinterpret the things he said just so she could be stroppy about something.
Libby and Sofie develop a very sweet friendship, initally bonding over sex. It is nice that Sofie gets an opportunity to enjoy being a girl with Libby, and it was fun to get to watch a positive and fairly realistic portrayal of female friendship, at least for a little while. In general I like the portrayal (and physical look) of the women on the show too. Despite the fact that most of the time when Sofie and Libby appear on screen together I can’t help but smile I don’t really like Sofie as a character all that much. Her mother, Apollonia, is also not overly likable. I suppose it’s difficult for a paralysed psychic who gets about four words throughout the season to be engaging though. The scene in which Sofie experiences a vision of her mother’s rape is incredibly disturbing, and the contrast between Apollonia’s screaming and the upbeat music just adds to the jarring sensation. Much later on though Sofie is almost taunting her about this vision, which doesn’t make much sense to me: I can merely surmise that Sofie is a bitch.
Mostly I just can’t stand Sofie for the way that she treats Jonesy. He’s so head over heels in love with her, and she treats him so horribly. He’s incredibly protective of her, in fact when she tries to play whore he completely fucks someone up just for touching her kimono. (Of course partly this is because he has a sort of idealised vision of Sofie as good and pure, unlike women like Rita Sue, which the latter does thankfully later mock him for.) It takes Rita Sue’s impassioned speech about Jonesy, “Don’t you dare badmouth that man! You’re goddamn lucky to have any man feel that way about you”, to start to change Sofie’s mind. Of course it later comes back to bite everyone in the ass… But Sofie really isn’t this sweet, naive girl that Jonesy seems to think she is, she can really be an artful little bitch. She just seems really happy to lead him on, to offer him her attention or her hand or a kiss on the cheek whenever she wants something from him. Pfft. Women.
In an effort to appease Felix (and probably also to console herself) Rita Sue agrees to sleep with Jonesy, however it becomes more than just a typical trick, and they begin a torrid affair. Their first sex scene is so charged and just fantastic. The moment when she removes his leg brace and ends up kissing his scar is so sweet and powerful, especially because you can just see the tension pour out his face (as well as the tears). It’s such a sweet moment, and then it sort of turns into something that seems like a typical whore’s trick, but it’s just so much more than that. There’s just this brilliant contradiction in the character of Rita Sue, she’s incredibly sly sometimes but at the same time she is such a sweet and honest woman. It’s such a deeply desperate, and hot, scene. They later come to a friendly agreement to never have a repeat performance, although their handshake on the point swiftly leads to more groping. But surely all decisions about sex ought to be sealed by something more interesting than a handshake anyway?
They end up having an illicit (and hella sexy) frantic relationship which manages to be pretty romantic without being too saccharine. They act almost like schoolkids, shooting shy glances at each other and exchanging sappy grins. They’re a little too obvious. Libby, like (but also incredibly unlike) Sofie, ends up seeing her mother having sex (one assumes probably not for the first time), she watches Rita Sue and Jonesy from the shadows with a cigarette and an unreadable expression. Perhaps the relationship between Rita Sue and Jonesy might have come to an end more quickly if Felix had just been a better husband to Rita Sue. Honestly the correct response to your wife telling her that she’s on her period (even if you suspect she’s lying, I don’t care) is cuddling, not eye rolling, muttering and turning around.
Sofie gets depressed and makes a move on Jonesy, who asks instead that they take things slow. She responds by being a complete and utter bitch,quelle surprise. Jonesy then breaks things off with Rita Sue, in order to give his non-existent relationship with Sofie some sort of chance. Felix isn’t treating Rita Sue any better, after getting incredibly drunk and expostulating on how he clearly loves his wife because he sometimes can’t stand her voice in the mornings and calling her a two bit whore (which earns him a really angry ‘don’t you dare talk about my your woman like that’ glare from Jonesy) he sleeps with Catalina. This is acceptable somehow, clearly Mexican whores (with strangely saggy breasts) are exotic and wonderful, as opposed to his own wife, who’s just cheap. I originally had a lot of sympathy for Felix but he totally squandered it with his treatment of Rita Sue.
There’s just something really likable about Rita Sue that kind of reminds me of Nancy in Weeds. They both have this extreme emotional rawness and a deep honesty. Pretty much any time either of them actually gets to have sex I’m very happy for them too. Rita Sue is just ridiculously sexy most of the time too, even Catalina has to acknowledge it when she’s watching Rita Sue getting mopped down by a mob of guys while wearing only a tiny see through dress. However Catalina does turn down Stumpy’s offer that she could sleep with Rita Sue as a proxy for him.
The friendship between Sofie and Libby continues to be adorable, and randomly moves to include reasonably explicit lesbian visions experienced by a drunken Sofie. You can so tell that this was an HBO show. I know that theorists like Rich argue that there’s a ‘lesbian continuum’ linking various forms of female interaction together, and I can see where this argument comes from. However I do find it a bit patronising and essentialist, I don’t think that deep relationships based on mutual understanding are the exclusive preserve of women; that somehow we just have this wonderful way of understanding each other. I also think that there is a distinct difference between a friendship and a relationship, and whilst sex is not by any means necessarily the dividing line I would have liked a bit more of a lead up to the sudden sexual and devotional aspect of Libby and Sofie’s interaction.
Nonetheless I simply love Libby as a flirt, she gets Sofie drunk on tequila and tells her, no drawls at her, that she looks like Katharine Hepburn whilst clearly trying to eyefuck. Now that’s class. When Sofie discovers that Jonesy’s been sleeping with Rita Sue and that Libby knew she could act like a mature person and ask them about it. Of course she doesn’t do that at all. Sofie also can’t ever apparently cover anything up, whenever her mother psychically informs her of something that she doesn’t want to repeat instead of simply not repeating it she draws attention to it by having a loud conversation with her. She then distrusts her mother on practically every point, despite the fact that she’s never wrong.
There was a brilliant scene in the aftermath of everyone’s distress though. Rita Sue, Jonesy and Sofie all end up moping separately in the same tent with the requisite coffee, whiskey and cigarettes. It reminded me of ‘Nighthawks’ a whole lot. I also really liked the scene in which Felix and Rita Sue discuss their marriage, and how they’ve messed it up. Its a serious conversation but just dissolves into laughter, especially when Felix recalls Rita Sue’s face when she first saw Catalina. However the scene takes on a much more sinister turn when you realise that Felix was actually holding a gun out of sight throughout.
Sofie cements the fact that she’s a complete bitch by using the fact that Libby has a crush on her. She purposefully seduces Libby just so that Jonesy will find them and be hurt, and so that she can destroy Libby in the process (by trivialising whatever was between them). Its completely cruel, and she doesn’t even stop to consider that there could have been more to the situation than what she’d gleaned. After all Jonesy didn’t do anything wrong, he didn’t owe Sofie anything. He in fact broke things off with Rita Sue for Sofie. The fact that Libby didn’t want to tell anyone what she’d learnt is completely understandable. Sofie could have at least tried talking to Libby about it before being so mean. I’m not sure exactly why Apollonia tries to kill herself and Sofie by setting their wagon on fire, but it seems pretty fair. Then Jonesy, despite the horrible way that Sofie treated him, actually douses himself with water and runs into the fire in an attempt to save her.
I have to say that I do also love Ben Hawkins and his ridiculous dopiness. He’s honestly one of the stupidest characters ever, but in an endearing (and hick-ish way). A perfect example is when he decides to take his frustration and anger out on Gabe, the carnival’s strongman, really not a good choice. Poor, childlike Gabe completely can’t understand what’s happening either. The stupidity of Hawkins’ actions are compounded by the fact that he has a massive crush on Gabe’s mother Ruthie. There are some pretty stupid ways to come onto a woman, but hitting her son has to be up there. Ruthie is great as well, she’s just so incredibly strong and sure (and why couldn’t Atlas Shrugged‘s Dagny have been a little more like her?). The time when Hawkins is sent off to find a decent freak showcases his stupidity perfectly too, how can he not realise that overly-friendly good ol’ boys with big grins and a tendency to call you ‘son’ are clearly out to screw you over?
I like Hawkins so much that I’m not even all that jealous that he gets to do what I’ve always wanted (but especially when I was reading the appropriate Blyton books as a child or had a looming deadline at university), he gets to run away and join the circus! Then they did have to go and shatter the illusion by revealing that it wasn’t that they randomly allowed him to join the carnival, he’d been picked up on purpose. However with the way that the plot twisted and turned to reveal his connection to the carnival I can accept it. I do feel really sorry for him, people are constantly pulling him in different directions and lying to him. Even when someone decides to furnish him with important information they never seem capable of just telling him something, they insist on dragging him off somewhere in order to give him an elaborate demonstation.
He’s especially likable when he’s totally sleep-deprived after trying to avoid his dreams. He just wanders around all dazed and confused, which I can definitely identify with. I think sleep deprivation may in fact be my favourite drug, it gets you completely messed up and its free for the taking. One of the results of insomnia for Hawkins seems to be an amping up of his oral fetish, he’s fairly fellating his cigarette at one point. Possibly this adds to the tension between him and Ruthie, and when she eventually forces him into bed and tries to get him to sleep there’s a brilliant illustration of the fact that it doesn’t really matter how much you need to sleep, if there’s sex with a deeply attractive person on offer you’re going to stay awake. It’s completely unfair that Hawkins doesn’t get to enjoy proper post-coital bliss though, his dreams come back in full force (although with noticeably less screaming). The next day he starts freaking out about all their sinning (which he seems to think is on par with murder), and Ruthie gives him a brilliant telling off, ‘nobody tells me what to do in my bed, including the Lord!’.
I actually screamed out loud (and hopefully didn’t disturb the neighbours) when Ruthie was bitten by the (planted) snake. I couldn’t quite work out why Hawkins suddenly became so pliant and trusting of Lodz (whose name I feel ought to be pronounced ‘Wudj’). I would understand him turning to him since he’s desperate, but it seemed so obvious that Lodz was at least partly responsible for Ruthie’s death. Hawkins’ attempt to kill the crazy old drunk was portrayed brilliantly, but the scene in which he slit his own throat in exchange for Ruthie’s life was incredibly powerful. Poor Hawkins was willing to die for her, but wasn’t allowed to. I’m glad that Hawkins ended up killing Lodz, he definitely deserved to die. If not for being a complete bastard (which he often was to Lilah too, but I didn’t mind too much since she wasn’t very nice), then for being stupid enough to trust the freaky voice from behind the curtain demanding that he come closer.
Samson’s also a really great character. I really loved the way that he calmly told Rita Sue that he’d killed Dora Mae’s murderer (who was incidentally played by John Hannah, which I found deeply exciting) as if he was discussing lending her a cup of sugar or something equally innocuous. He’s also got one of the best pissy faces of all time. Management seems like an interesting enough character, there’s a great sense of mystery in Carnivale, but the device of literally having a man behind the curtain seems a bit too cliche (and just makes him seem like a big old ‘fraidy-cat). I hope that it’s developed somewhat in the second season.
Justin was always an intriguing character, but it took quite a while for his storyline to slot into place. The episode in which him and his sister’s back story was explored was great, and it used a really excellent device for the revelation that they were in fact mysterious, Russian children. Clancy Brown, who plays Brother Justin, was portrayed as being attacked by these two children, and it was only at the end of the episode that it was revealed that actually he was hallucinating and imagining himself in the place of the trapped man, whereas Justin had actually been that little boy, Alexei, and always had this great (evil) power.
Then suddenly there’s wacky, intense incestuous overtones! The brief kiss between Justin and Iris upon his return might seem almost fraternal, but it contrasts sharply with her apparent horror when Dolan tried to chastely kiss her. In a surprising twist it’s revealed that actually Iris seems to have been perpetrating far more evil acts than Justin. Her slightly creepy shyness of the past now makes perfect sense. After this happens there’s suddenly a very strong incest vibe. I’m still in awe that this show made it onto television, even if it was HBO. Iris and Justin have some great scenes, I really liked the incredibly tense, sparse scene where they were staring at each other and barely talking over dinner, with the loud, scratchy sounds of Justin cutting his meat overpowering everything. When they drink lemonade together in perfect time they seem like something straight out of a classic horror movie.
I really loved that Justin’s attempt to reveal Norman’s greatest sin merely showed Norman saving Justin and Iris as children. I thought that perhaps it was a ploy to get Norman to (attempt to) kill Justin and thus turn him into a sinner of sorts, but I now think that it was actually genuine. I quite like religious people. Well actually that isn’t true since they fill me with a morbid terror. However I like their wonderful tendency to throw in quotes at random moments which are only tangentially relevant to the situation at hand, just as I do.
There’s a massive amount of imagery and plot in this series which can be interpreted (without much effort) as incredibly anti-Christian. The baptismal blood and sacramental razors were especially brilliant. The only reason I can think that it was allowed on American television is that it does at least operate within a nominally WASPish world, the characters frequently remember to be disparaging about the Cat’lics. In fact Samson’s introduction in the first episode is fairly disparaging of Christian theology:
“Before the beginning, after the great war between heaven and hell, God created the Earth and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man… and to each generation was born a Creature of Light and a Creature of Darkness… and great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then. Nobility. And unimaginable cruelty. And so it was until the day that a false sun[*] exploded over Trinity and man forever traded away wonder for reason.”
*I love homynyms.
I absolutely adored the fact that Rita Sue actually has a ceramic pig that she displays when she wants to be ‘porked’. Possibly an even better pun was the ‘man eating chicken’ show that Felix busted out when time’s were getting especially tough. The crowd are treated to exactly that- they get to see a man munching on chicken. Felix appeases them by suggesting that they go out and tell their friends that the show was great so that they can at least have the pleasure of frustrating somebody else. Also “Mexithing” as a portmanteau really made me giggle for some reason. I’m not entirely sure why, maybe it’s just because I love Jonesy.
Dolan’s another great character whom I really like. Robert Knepper has such a lovely voice too, I can’t think of anyone better to play a radio reporter. The way in which he decided to take up Justin’s story was great, he does seem to honestly want to inspire, but he’s also happy to be honest about the way in which he personally gains from it. The idea of “Where are you Brother Justin?” becoming a rallying cry for the disenfranchised reminded me of the “Who is John Galt?” of Atlas Shrugged. It started out as a much more positive cry, but ended up being far more depressing since Justin appears to be evil incarnate. Carnivale can be deliciously ironic. I also really liked how Dolan was the only one in the church who didn’t start gasping or muttering at the statement “I have committed murder”, instead he’s scrutinising the situation and you can see his excitement at finding an interesting story.
I really like the score of Carnivale, it’s beautiful. There’s just generally really great use of music and sound in the show. The horrific noise of the Hawkins’ Scudder-studded dreams really adds to their terror. There’s also a really good use of contrasting a character’s screams with happy music, such as when Justin is screaming in the asylum.
Some of the casting is just so spot-on. Nick Stahl is a great Hawkins, and just a great actor. He manages to somehow pull off the character’s naivety without it being grating. Cynthia Ettinger plays Rita Sue so beautifully, and is just somehow extremely erotic no matter what she’s doing. That may in part be as a result of her admittedly fantastic breasts. Carla Gallo was such wonderful casting for Libby too, she really looks like a 1930s Hollywood actress. Tim DeKay (who has a brilliant name) makes an excellent Jonesy, I can’t imagine anyone who looks more like a baseball player in the world, including actual baseball players, the entire cast of Field of Dreams or even Jesse L. Martin. He also looks surprisingly good all sweaty and covered in oil, although not as good as Jared Padalecki in a comparable situation. I’m not quite sure when he suddenly got ridiculously hot rather than just being insanely cute and puppy-like. I’m not complaining though. Here, have some Jared-scented eye candy:
Hopefully I’ll get around to watching season 2 of Carnivale sometime this decade.
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