This Search Term Sunday comes to you from the addled mind underneath my brand spanking new haircut. I now look eerily like Nick Drake, and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want that?
Since the last track on his second album, Bryter Layter, is an instrumental piece simply titled ‘Sunday’ it’s clearly appropriate listening on the last day of the week.
I don’t understand what’s going on with this video, or why it’s claiming to have lyrics, so I suggest you just shut your eyes and listen instead.
Lay back, lounge around, and let me insist that things will get better and brighter later. Spring’s a-coming, and there’ll be sunshine and petals and frolicking bunnies all around soon. And if you need a reason to smile before that’s actually upon us, then have a gander at some search terms! Read the rest of this entry »
It’s the first day of 2012, which means it’s entirely respectable (for once) to be nursing a hangover and lounging around in bed all day.
But it is a Sunday, and the sun is quite firmly set beyond the horizon, so it might be time to shake things up a bit and get on with the first Search Term Sunday of the year. (And then to collapse back into an exhausted heap again immediately afterwards.)
example paper that describes beyonce’s character of in the film obession personality in the terms of the big five personality traits
I’ve got enough essay stress to contend with, I’m certainly not taking on anyone else’s on top of it. Plus you didn’t even explain which film you were talking about.
The outside world looks rubbish these days. The skies are grey, everything’s blowing around in the wind, and there’s not even any snow to make up for it. Pah.
This is definitely the time of year for insisting on staying in. You can avoid the long night/short day problem if you ignore it hard enough, and mulled wine can’t get you into quite as much trouble if you never leave the house.
So get comfy and snuggly inside! Draw the curtains against the evils of the external! Make yourself all nice and warm by lighting a fire or applying several glasses of wine!
And, of course, entertain yourself with this latest batch of search terms. Hopefully giggling at them will ensure that you don’t feel the winter gloom at all:
I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.
But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.
how tall is christina hendricks
Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?
♪ if you live with me, I’ll die for you, and that’s a compromise ♪
Eh, I’ve just about had enough of serious questions, and the resultant discussions, this week. So let’s bring on the levity instead!
Round here that means that it’s time for another Search Term Sunday- looking at, and mocking, the things people have googled that brought them here this week.
Well alright, that titular Buffy quote was from a vampire called Sunday (pictured above) and not- at least as far as I know- an anthropomorphic version of the last day of the week. But when you think about it, it’s kind of true. Sundays practically do kill you sometimes.
You’re liable to be horribly hungover and terribly tired from your weekend activities- whether they’ve been wholesome or debauched. Or, if you- like quite a few of the PCP crew- spent your Saturday night entertaining a baby while necking booze, a bit of both.
So you’re all tuckered out- and you don’t even get to really relax because another week is just around the corner demanding your attention and energy. Sundays are hard.
However they’re also they day of search term sifting- I’ll be perusing the things people have googled to end up on PCP. And possibly flailing around in confusion.
Well, let’s have no more of that! I say let’s shun the smut-less, and instead fully embrace the strangeness (and often inappropriate sexual nature) of the search terms that led people here this week.
The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.
jensen ackles cowboy, sexy jensen ackles and dean supernatural cowboy
Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:
But sadly not jensen ackles naked, naked jensen ackles, nude jensen ackles, jensen ackles and jared padalecki naked, jensen ackles porn, jensen ackles gay porn, jensen ackles fotos pornos or jensen ackles nude. Read the rest of this entry »
Sundays always seem to come too soon, and with them the sad knowledge that the weekend has to end. Nonetheless they can still be a day of fun, and of pouring over the search terms that lead people here of course.
jared leto dawson’s creek foto
This I cannot provide, because he was never in Dawson’s Creek.
eliza dushku lesbian
There was rather a lot of lesbian subtext in season three of Buffy…
I must admit that Easter celebrations have never really made all that sense to me, but if you’re into pretending that rabbits lay eggs and enjoy hunting for melted chocolates in apparently unlikely places then I hope you have an enjoyable time doing so.
The stuff that I’ve been searching for- silly search terms- are far easier to find. It’s much like looking for hay in a haystack, as soon as you take a look at the searches people have performed in order to bring them to this site you’re sucked into a wildly weird world.
Let’s give it a whirl:
jensen ackles cowboy
Have you seen the ‘Frontierland’ episode of Supernatural yet? You neeeeeed to, it’s chock full of our mascot, Cowboy Jensen, and comes complete with plenty of cowboy Jared:
As far as I’m concerned, Sundays are usually for relaxation and recovery. It’s also a good day to check in with your friends- preferably in person with piles of greasy food and lots of liquid.
Sundays are the perfect day for everyone to share their stories of debauchery from the latest week (or, more likely, the weekend) and to swear that they’re never making the same mistakes again.
But if they didn’t, then we’d have nothing to talk about the next Sunday. So mostly the quitters quit quitting, and life goes on with its circular motions.
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time to go through the sinful and strange search terms of the week.
I’d ask everyone to promise to bookmark some stuff instead of abusing google in this fashion, but where would the fun be next weekend if that happened?
Why am I always hungover when it’s my turn to do the Search Term Sunday? Life is wildly unfair. Despite that, or perhaps because of it, it’s time again to air people’s dirty google laundry in public.
The search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen are often wacky, wonderful, wild- and perplexing. But however you got here, sit back and enjoy us discussing this week’s batch.
perfect jawlines
Comes complete with ridiculous cheekbones:
how to distract yourself from porn
Well you could let Ms Elaine E. Ouse dictate your Lent- she suggests giving up misogyny, and part of that is a pledge to set aside Disney porn. Or you could do like Miss Penn and read a load of books, that’s pretty distract-y.
I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!
It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.
misfits nathan in suit
He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:
Book post time again!
Firstly: episode 18 of Buffy‘s season eight, though technically a comic not a book.
I do think that I need to be more immersed in the comics of the Buffyverse. That’d probably heighten my appreciation of the ‘Time of Your Life ‘storyline because, as Buffy herself pointed out, seeing the future-verse that’s depicted here kind of presents a lot of spoilers for Fray. Buffy’s “Wow, spoiler alert” comment was actually about just getting to see the future, but it totally applies. I also liked her disbelief that the term ‘spaz’ had stood the test of time, whereas almost all the rest of her lexicon seemed to have disappeared from everyday use. I thought it was a nice touch, since it was a reasonably oft-used word in early Buffy which I find a little jarring when I watch it, although in part because it’s a much more offensive term in the British context.
Asides from Buffy’s fandom-y comments I also really enjoyed the complete and utter rubbishness of the monsters that Dawn and Xander encountered in the forest. They were so obviously unimpressed by said creatures’ cliché behaviour and I thought it was a nice touch. It showed that even these thoroughly “not special” Scoobies are battle-hardened and experienced enough to laugh in the face of danger (and not even need to hide until it goes away these days), and it was a nice moment that gently mocked Buffy‘s own genre- especially considering the move to the comic format.
The interaction between Willow and Saga Vasuki was interesting and compelling. It’s kind of gratifying to see Willow keeping these big secrets from Kennedy, although the character of Saga Vasuki her-/it-self seemed to have been portrayed as a sort of New Age well of Lesbian Power, but I’ll reserve judgement for now. Also although I generally love Willow, I have to roll my eyes at people who say ‘frak’. I know, I know, I ought to check out the revamped Battlestar Galactica one day. One day, indeed.
Also it transpired that the evil woman in the future truly is Dark Willow, and not Drusilla. Oops. Hey, anyone could have made that mistake! Obviously I can see why Saga Vasuki told Willow why she mustn’t “look” at where Buffy is, since she’d probably feel awfully angry, guilty and confused. Since I haven’t read Fray I’m kind of confused though, is it cannon that Willow’s going to go irretrievably evil at some point? Is this the “proper” Frayverse or an alternative one? Are there two (or more) Willows in this world/future? I’m hoping that these questions will be answered in the fourth and final part (the release of which I believe has been pushed back to November). If it isn’t I’m definitely going to need to pick upFray to answer these burning questions, and even if they are sufficiently answered I think that this storyline has piqued my interest enough to make me want to do so anyway.
So now onto the proper literature, which simultaneously might make me sound vaguely more intelligent and somehow less geeky. Here’s hoping.
How could I not love Catch-22? It’s been recommended to me endlessly by various people, and it’s also constantly appearing on lists of the best books ever. However I’ll admit that I was a little dubious, firstly just because sometimes these so-called classics aren’t all that wonderful in my eyes (see The Catcher In The Rye and definitely Lord of the Flies for example) and secondly war books don’t particularly appeal to me. That’s not to say that I necessarily dislike everything in that genre, it just isn’t a favourite of mine and thus I was almost a little wary of the Catch-22. All for naught though. Come on, it starts with a soldier waking up in a hospital and feeling vast amount of love for his chaplain, “It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him”. After hitting a whole load of my literary kinks it all went, amazingly, uphill from there. It’s just an absurdist romp, and I didn’t feel that the plot, with all of its twists and turns, was any less entertaining because I was already au fait with a lot of it. It’s written so wonderfully, and I think I was actually disturbing nearby lessons with my sudden giggles and snorts emitting from the staff room where I was snuggled up on the sofa furiously reading onwards.
I just loved the way that it was written and the dialogue- especially the circular (and circling) nature of the narrative, the back-and-forth of the ironic conversations and the sublimely ridiculous surrealism of much of the plot. Because that’s war, it’s patriotism, it’s capitalism, it’s sanity itself, and in a larger way that’s life. Things don’t make sense, and yet surely they should; surely there should be a higher authority somewhere to appeal to. I loved the fact that you had to pay attention to the book because it unravelled its secrets slowly and in a non-linear way. Specifically the use of déjà vu (and associated feelings likepresque vu) really served to keep me interested. There were several events that it came back to time and again, from different people’s perspectives, or from the same people but with a different focus which meant that more and more information was gleaned. This meant that my understanding was slowly added to layer by layer, and my attention was really grabbed.
But it wasn’t only in this way that the technique was used. Although I really adore reading sometimes I rather dislike starting to read a book, if it doesn’t capture me within the first couple of paragraphs then I have to get over a small hump before I’m drawn in. I know that fighting through the first chapter or so will almost definitely pay off (unless it’s really the most awful chick-lit, or Adam Bede again) but nonetheless it can make me kind of resentful. Not only did Catch-22 draw me in straight away (literally from the very first line) and maintain my interest, it made me hyper-aware of details even if I didn’t realise that I was. For example, Yossarian meets the chaplain in the first chapter and uses his name when he vandalised the letters he was supposed to be censoring. However, the chaplain didn’t seem particularly important, but when he strikes up a friendship with Yossarian later I discovered that I’d catalogued every detail about him, apparently in case of such an eventuality. Returning again and again to the scene of Snowden’s death was certainly a useful technique, and when it was fully explained it proved to be a truly disturbing story. I could see why Yossarian wouldn’t ever want to wear a uniform after that. I think that it illustrated perfectly the way that such an experience would pervade someone’s consciousness, whilst also straightforwardly pointing to the atrocities of war- making them realistic and personal.
Good God I hated Aarfy! Appleby too, but I just wanted to hit Aarfy. I could really empathise with Yossarian so much during those scenes in the plane in which he was basically being terrorised by Aarfy but couldn’t explain himself to this lummox. Heller captured that frustration and resignation wonderfully. I simply adored Orr. And Major Major. And Nately! Almost without any reservations. Milo was a great character too, although I didn’t love him unabashedly because he was such an amoral bastard. It was so surreal, but somehow fitting, to discover that he was actually a mayor; a vice-shah; a caliph. His whole trade was exhilarating and maddening in approximately equal measures (especially his ability to make a profit with those eggs), and managed to raise a deep philosophical question: what’s more important, life jackets or ice cream soda?
At the beginning of the book Pianosa almost seemed like a safe haven, providing as much of one as somewhere can amidst the realities of death and war. The characters mostly seemed to exist so languorously, and threw themselves into their missions without much concern, albeit some grumbling. It felt as if they had existed in this stasis for all of time, and could carry on in much of the same way. However by the end this had been disrupted, and almost all of them were dead or gone. It makes you look back at this apparent safety, especially since by the end you’re informed by many more of the experiences that Yossarian and the others had gone through before the book’s opening, and question it. It seems as if that wasn’t really an appearance of safety, but the reality of tension and imminent destruction tempered by camaraderie and desperation.
The thing about Yossarian being “Assyrian” didn’t mean that much to me until Closing Time. It was an obvious marker of his Otherness, without Heller resorting to modelling him too much on himself and making him (particularly) Jewish. However I’m apparently embarrassingly ignorant about vast periods of history, and couldn’t have told you when Assyria stopped being an official nation unless I’d just googled it (around 612BC apparently, so I think a little before Catch-22‘s scope). In this case little Sammy Singer was a lot more intelligent than me. Anyway I suppose the point is simply that names are significant, Yossarian was able to get away with a lot because he had access to this mystical national identity, that he’d basically created himself.
There was one thing which I found annoying about Yossarian and the book, although I’ll admit that it isn’t the fault of either. Basically I got the Clotaire K song Ya Saryan stuck in my head practically every time I read the name ‘Yossarian’. It’s definitely a good song, but having anything going on a loop inside my head (especially if it features a lot of Arabic chanting) gets on my nerves quickly. I am amused that Streetlight Manifesto came on when I started writing about Catch-22 though.
My mother posted Nanzo’s leaving present to me which I’d had to dump from my obese suitcase along with plenty of other books and DVDs, Hokkaido Highway Blues. The book’s sort of a travelogue, detailing Will Ferguson’s experiences road tripping across Japan questing after the cherry blossoms. I was certainly in the mood to read both about road trips (thanks to recently reading On The Road, plus all my excitement about Supernatural coming back) and the experiences of a Westerner emigrating to an East Asian country.
To begin with I was starting to get convinced that I ought to up sticks and head to Japan, if not now then at some point. I’m not insanely enamoured with Japan; I think saying that I know what otaku means but that nobody would ever think of applying it to me sums it up pretty well. When we had to choose a regional specialisation in the second year of the Social Anthropology BA I picked Japan. This was mostly because we hardly ever studied anything to do with Japan or East Asia in our more theory-based courses so I figured that it’d make a nice change, plus I thought that a favourite teacher of mine would be the lecturer (as it turned out she wasn’t, but I got her for a third year course so it was all good). The only other region that I’d considered was Southern Africa, and not only was that only a half unit I was pretty sure that there’d be far too much dry stuff about kinship and not nearly enough anime. I went on to write my dissertation on Japanese pornography, mostly because that’s a sentence I like saying. I did consider applying for the JET programme and got as far as getting references. However I changed my mind about it because they have a policy barring you from re-applying for a few years if they reject you, and I knew that my application wasn’t put together particularly well, and it was just before the deadline. I figured that it would be better to wait until I could hobble together a better one, and instead ended up targeting much less selective hagwons in Korea a year later. So it’s not that I think that I really ought to be in Japan, it’s just that I have more interest in Japan (both from an academic and pop cultural point of view) than in Korea. I’m going to try not to point that out to nationalistic Koreans though. Plus Ferguson kept going on about eating squid there, and I love squid. He should have stopped whinging about Japanese delicacies so much. I get plenty of seafood here to be fair, and trying to find something that I won’t eat has become some people’s favourite game. It works out pretty well for me, hopefully I’ll get to try dog in the next few weeks.
Anyway the fact that I can’t speak Korean soon reminded me that I can’t speak Japanese either. I’m kind of useless. At least I did understand the whole carrot/person confusion and I’m prrretty sure that Ferguson either purposefully mixed them up again in the book, or my Japanese is just even worse than I thought. Even if I was in Japan, I don’t think that I would go hitchhiking alone. Sometimes being a woman can be a bit rubbish, still I’m sure that I was telling the truth when I responded to a student that yes if I get to choose in my next life I’d like to come back as a chick again. (I didn’t have an opinion on skin colour, as long as it’s at least a tad darker than my current transparent state, and I couldn’t decide on a nationality but I definitely had a preference for being brought up in a polyglot or diglossic setting and eventually figured that I’d probably plump for somewhere in South America.) I don’t know if I should blame an ethereal fear like Susan Brownmiller or something else, but I don’t think that I would feel comfortable hitching by myself. One thing, though, that certainly was interesting to me about the book is that I often recognised things that Ferguson was describing from Korea which I think illustrates that a lot of the Japanese myths about uniqueness and inscrutableness can certainly be ignored.
He certainly had a very enjoyable writing style, so it was fun to read about Ferguson’s experiences but I think that I may already have turned into one of those tiresome Kerouac fans. There just is a Dean Moriarty shaped spectre harassing anyone who writes about road trips, and it wasn’t possible for Ferguson to meet it (even if he is Canadian). The book also frustrated me a little, it contained so many truly arresting thoughts and moments of analysis and yet I’d feel that I was wandering down a really interesting path only to discover that the author had broken off (in a drunken stupor more often than not) and the next chapter would begin with a new dawn, a new day and completely unrelated musings. I really feel that several chapters in and of themselves could have been plundered and expanded into academic articles. Obviously it is supposed to be a good little earner for Ferguson, he pretty much admitted that he aimed to write something that would sell. That’s fine, but I just feel like I’ve been cheated out of something more. Also compared to the light-hearted, jocular tone of most of Hokkaido I felt that the ending was rather stark and feel that it would have been nice to have that tone developed more rather than just cutting off as things were really starting to get interesting.
Ferguson trying to explain to people that he was Canadian not American did resonate for me. I suppose it must be more difficult for Canadians to get the point across because their accent generally sounds fairly American. In Korea there are a lot of Canucks so they don’t have much of a problem, I often get asked “So are you American or Canadian?”. That whole sequence with the elderly father who’d been a POW in America and learnt English as a result was so painful to read and so well rendered. I’d imagine that the experiences of WW2 (not particularly Yossarian’s, but hey it’s a nice way to relate everything) that still seem to pervade and almost haunt Japan, at least according to Ferguson, must present a stumbling block for Westerners in Japan- especially if they’re North American, older and male. Well I’m none of those things, and while I do have the added bonus of being Jewish I’m unlikely to develop an understanding of nuclear physics or a desire to bomb Japan specifically. So that’s alright then.
One thing that did kind of bug me about the book was all of Ferguson’s waffling about the desire of men in general, and him in particular to ‘save’ women and his somewhat smug feeling that he was making an original point. I just wanted to pluck him out of the book and tell him, “darling, there’s already been reams and reams written on this subject I promise, so save yourself the ink”. Aside from that there wasn’t anything that really got on my nerves. It was certainly a very enjoyable read, but I kind of wished that I had had it with me to read on the plane as a light-hearted travel book when my brain wasn’t engaged much. Since I didn’t I think that I was plumbing its depths for something more than was actually included and finding minor foibles that I could have otherwise ignored.
Thanks to HarperCollins making Neverwhere available online for free I finally got around to reading it. The main character, Richard Mayhew, seemed to be a bit of a Neil Gaiman stand-in, with a rumpled, just woken up look and a mop of messy hair that’s strangely attractive to women. (I too know this pain, seriously.) It was delightful to read something set in London, especially one so close to “my” London not only in terms of being a contemporary one (as opposed to a Dickensian one) but just in terms of the resonance that the description had for me:
“filled with colour… It was a city of red brick and white stone, red buses and large black taxis, bright red mailboxes and green grassy parks and cemeteries. It was a city in which the very old and the awkwardly new jostled each other, not uncomfortably, but without respect; a city of shops and offices and restaurants and home, of parks and churches, of ignored monuments and remarkably unpalatial palaces, a city of hundreds of districts with strange names…and oddly distinct identities; a noisy, dirty, cheerful, troubled city which fed on tourists, needed them as it despised them, in which the average speed of transportation through the city had not increased in three hundred years… a city inhabited by and teeming with people of every colour and manner and kind”
I liked this book for the same reason that I liked the television series that preceded it, and maybe it is because I’m a Londoner, it takes the London Underground- something that on the surface seems like a proud symbol of the triumph of technology- and turns it into something wonderfully whimsical. Even the commonplace capitalisation of the word Underground makes it look some surreal alterna-world full of mystical creatures, rather like the world of Holly Short et al in the Artemis Fowl series. Plus it’s a word that starts and ends with the same three letters, and everyone knows that repetition features a lot in the casting of spells. Furthermore while the Tube is a symbol of something ultra-modern it has retained an inextricable link with the early nineteenth century railways of London, perhaps in part due to the fact that the service hasn’t noticeably improved. The “handy fiction” of the Tube map hasn’t altered its design all that much since 1933 either. (Harry Beck was from Finchley, you know.) There’s also the allure of the closed stations, such as the British Museum station, York Road, “The Bull and Bush” station (North End), Down Street etc, which bring with them the connotation of hidden and secret locales. I think it’s a large part of most Londoner’s repertoire of trivia about their city, as well as the way that some stations have changed their names- sometimes because the area’s name has changed too. There’s a suggestion of mystique, and I think a feeling that these stations somehow hold the key to London’s not quite tangibly accessible past.
I suppose this is particularly pertinent to me, since I hail from a teeny little area of the ‘burbs called Mill Hill East. Not only does it have a ridiculously small local “Underground” over ground with a single platform that looks like it could have come straight out of a village postcard, there are tracks leading away from it that abruptly stop. They were part of a plan to connect MHE tube to stations other than Finchley Central, which actually would have been helpful to my life, but even when you know the explanation tracks that lead to nowhere just seem somewhat mysterious. There is this slight sensation that they really ought to lead to somewhere, and perhaps would if only one knew how to make them. It really always did seem like something straight out of a fantasy novel to me, and perhaps one day it will be. So I’ll shut up about it now.
I think that this romanticism towards trains might be a uniquely British thing. Ian Hislop has apparently been going on about trains and hating on Richard Beeching, as he should. I know that railways played a crucial role in the histories of many other countries, and their importance for American expansion was emphasised in Atlas Shrugs. Although there was a lot of focus on the role of railroads in the book, and certainly they aroused passion in some of the characters, it was with a sort of calculated, organised ideal in mind if not in practice. The reality of rail building in Britain was completely slap-dash in contrast. The image of steam train pulling into a village station seems quintessentially British, and unquestionably storybook-esque. There’s a reason that Beckonscot model village is filled with working model trains and has a miniature version of Enid Blyton’s house, and there’s a reason that I love the place. I think I’m too tired to articulate that reason very well, but basically: whee, trains! Guv’nor. Cheers. Cheerio. Innit.
I really don’t feel that the novel was at all ruined by the fact that I knew what was coming almost continuously from first watching the show, which is a testament to how well it’s written and how magnificently it maintains the tension running through it. I think that the novel was obviously able to be a lot richer and more detailed than the show could be, and it won’t age as badly or as obviously as the show already has. There was also a lot more freedom in terms of locations and how they were decked out. I think the idea of the markets in Harrods and the HMS Belfast was a brilliant one. I also really like the names in Neverwhere, the names of Door’s family delighted me and I especially loved the Marquis de Carabas because I’ve always loved Puss in Boots.
I could understand why Richard felt that he ought to go back home towards the end of the book, but I was so glad when he did decide to return to London Below. I suppose I needed a taste of that after the bleak ending of Hokkaido Highway Blues, I think I simultaneously believe that people are altered by their adventures and remain in the realm in which they happened and that this in no way applies to me. I’m sneaky like that. I’m also really glad that he didn’t end up with Door, especially because I think I’d reached the point at which I’d happily pay someone money if they could hand me something good in which the two leads don’t either end up together or being tragically separate from each other and being filled with yearning, longing and quiet desperation. So thank you Neil Gaiman.
Considering that I devoured Neverwhere over only two days at odd intervals that I could snatch when I could get a glance at a decent computer screen, I read surprisingly few books this month. Mostly I’m going to blame that on Closing Time, the sequel to Catch-22, because it took me a long time to get into and therefore to complete. I think the clue as to why that was the case is in the description, I’m still not sure exactly why Heller decided to write a sequel to the absurdly popular and wonderful Catch-22, and after completing it it’s still hard for me to work out how I feel about it. While it was nice to revisit characters such as Yossarian and the Chaplain, it was really jarring to see these favourites as old men. If it was weird for me who only read Catch-22 a couple of weeks before embarking on Closing Time it must have been more shocking and disorienting for older fans of the book and its characters.
Maybe in part that was what Heller was commenting on though. It was certainly weird to read about Yossarian as a somewhat successful businessman with understandable worries about his children, in a way that it wasn’t strange to think of the Chapman as an old man or Milo with an heir. Yossarian was this amazing anti-hero of a character, who was compelling because he was splendid and strong. Obviously it’s realistic that if he wasn’t killed then he might well have become the man that he did in Closing Time, but that doesn’t mean that it’s something that I want to read about. It feels as if Yossarian ought to have been left as a symbol unsullied by life during peacetime, let alone by the ravages of old age.
I don’t particularly want to read about beloved characters getting old and dying. Heller forces the audience to face that, largely in part because he was an old man by the time he wrote this sequel. Maybe if I ever get old I’ll appreciate this book more, but for now I just found it more depressing than anything. The whole storyline with George C. Tilyou et al “living” on under the Earth was incredibly random. It certainly had the potential to be a captivating sub-plot but I feel that it was never properly explored.Catch-22 didn’t really dabble in the mystical or fantastical, and yet its sequel appeared to matter of factly include the possibilities of eternal life, as well as Hell. Mr Gaffney’s connection to this place was never investigated satisfactorily, and certainly Yossarian’s wasn’t either. Maybe Heller just wanted to write a bit about Hell so that lame people like me would make crappy jokes about his name. Well I shan’t give him the satisfaction, so there.
I found the stories of both Lew and Sammy to be fairly interesting, although initially it was difficult for me to work ought why I ought to care about them. At least Sammy was well tied in because it transpired that he’d been the kid in the plane fainting when Snowden had died. I liked that that pivotal scene remained important in the sequel, and that it had never lost its significance for Yossarian or Sam Singer; that it had stuck with them as something which made the war “real” to them. Sam’s resonance and importance slowly interested me in Lew, and Michael Yossarian and M2 were somewhat intriguing simply because of their paternity. The Chaplain was isolated from everyone else for almost the entire novel because he’d been producing heavy water accidentally. It was a ridiculous storyline, of course, but it played out entertainingly I guess. I quite liked the character of Mr Gaffney, his behaviour certainly amused me as did the other PIs and the utterly bizarre nature of the society wedding being held in the bus terminal.
A couple of minor characters who you might recognise where inserted too, Joey Heller and Kurt Vonnegut, which struck me as a little odd. I have a feeling that Heller was trying to create a much more Jewish-tinged version of Catch-22, doing this with the inclusion of Lew and Sammy, and with minor characters like Joey Heller. Also Yossarian mentioned that he was of possibly Semitic descent. If Heller wanted to write about his Coney Island youth he ought to have done that, if he wanted to write about old age he ought to have done that, if he wanted to write satirically but a little too bluntly about stupid politicians he ought to have done that but I feel that he didn’t need to drag Yossarian and the others into it. There were a few self-referential comments from some of characters too about both the actual Catch-22 itself and about the film of Catch-22. I can see what Heller was trying to do with such references, but I don’t think that it quite worked. If the entirety of Closing Time was mostly a send up of Catch-22 it could have succeeded, but it was this sprawling mass that was just trying to be far too many things at once for it to really be anything at all.
I’ve been totally captured by the heady concept of pronoia. Do you ever feel like the world is conspiring to make you feel happy? Cos that’s how I’ve been feeling.
From a new mp3 player to a lack of people on the subway, everything seems to be going well.
The latest thing (asides from the distinct lack of crowds on the subway) which had me beaming with pronoic joy was Supernatural. I was a little bored (and had finished my book) when I wandered downstairs and found that everyone was up from their nap too. What came on television to entertain me? That’s right, a subtitled (not dubbed!) episode of Supernatural, in fact the very one I’d wanted to watch after seeing the finale of Carnivale- ‘Scarecrow’. Season one of Supernatural was apparently even cheesier than I remembered, but it was also chock full of man pain. Nicki Aycock as Meg was way more of a sex kitten than I remembered too (which is odd, because I certainly recalled that she was pretty darn coquettish). The (classic) brotherly moments were brilliant too:
Dean: So what made you change your mind?
Sam: I didn’t. I still want to find Dad. And you’re still a pain in the ass. But, Jess and Mom- they’re both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me. We’re all that’s left. So, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna do it together.
Dean: (pause) Hold me, Sam That was beautiful.
Sam: You should be kissing my ass! You were dead meat, dude.
And Jesus Christ, I always forget but Jensen has a ridiculously deep voice. I suppose it isn’t really Jensen’s voice since it hisn’t his “natural” accent, but is the pitch put on as well? Has someone got some comparative data from his other roles and interviews? Fandom has just about everything, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Here have a link to an essay about trauma andPTSD in Supernaturalto prove my point. I didn’t feel too bad aboutperving on baby-Jared, since he didn’t look as young as I feared. I’ll cleanse my palette with very recent pictures from the charity soapbox derby, in which Jared is clearly the hotter of the two. I don’t quite know what’s going on. (Actually wandering off into another fandom- if it really can be classed as that- proves that it really does have everything. Someone wrote fanfic about Neil Gaiman’s webelf. Did I mention that I love the internet?)
I seriously can’t wait til I get around to rewatching Supernatural (although I have no idea when), it’s going to be so fun and you just know I’ll have far too much to say about it (although never as well or as succinctly as kroki_refur’s ten expressions). I’m sure that after watching all of The X-Files I’ll find a lot of new little things to be amused by, since Supernatural has filched quite a few of The X-Files‘ cast and crew over the last couple of years. In ‘Scarecrow’ I realised that the supposedly nice professor was clearly a bad guy straight away this time- because he was played by the Cigarette Smoking Man. There was also a brilliant rainy-umbrella-Vancouver moment. Significant for reals.
Instead of dealing with said world, how about a dram of escapism? I love the fact that I didn’t come across this until I’d actually read Atlas Shrugs: if famous authors wrote fanfiction. It features Anne Rice’s take on LOTR, Nicholas Sparks on Star Wars (although it could easily be Mitch Albom instead!), David Sedaris on Harry Potter and, best of all, Ayn Rand on Buffy. Can you imagine anything more perfect? It doesn’t contain any spoilers beyond the most basic premises (so if you didn’t want to know that there’s vampires in Buffy…well oops, it’s too late now). On the subject of fanfiction, I discovered Neil Gaiman’s explanation of slash which was great, especially this part “It’s normally written by extremely nice ladies. I have several very sane, respected, and respectable friends who write slash fiction, and do not try to make me read it”. I’ve also been feeling quite a lot of love for his song I Google You. I recommend reading through the interesting comments on that post, and not only because NG popped by to post the lyrics. I now really want to read The Physics of the Buffyverse, yes a book about the science of Buffy has been published. Ask me again why I love fandom. It sounds like such an interesting book, as does Ouellette‘s other book Black Bodies and Quantum Cats. I love science, especially biology and physics, and was semi-seriously considering dropping out of SOAS in my second year to go and study physics somewhere (not that I’d be able to with no appropriate A levels). I think that was probably fuelled by reading The Science of the Discworld, which is a wonderfully eloquent (and passionate) book. The fact that Ouellette was actually an English major who accidentally ended up doing science writing makes it all the more interesting and appealing to me.
On the subject of awesome bloggers I simply have to pimp the Saved By The Bell Quote of the Day blog, could there be a better idea for an online journal ever? Then, mixing my segues like others blend metaphorical cocktails, I’m going to wax poetical about a couple more lists. I always love those lists of the sexiest wo/men because they combine some of my favourite things: hotties, listing and the opportunity to get annoyed by something irrelevant. Often these lists include some really great irreverent commentary (I assume because I’m the only one who actually reads it they can get away with some brilliant randomness). The UGO.com (who, and also what?) 50 hottest women on TV list managed to throw in what I’d have to literally call bon mots, for example on the subject of America Ferrera:
“Yes, this sure is a big, funny world, isn’t it? Throw some braces, bushy eyebrows and bad outfits on a beautiful young woman, and by Hollywood standards, you’ve got someone “ugly”. Of course, we all know that Hollywood is the perfect arbiter of female body images. After all, they’ve done a bang up job in the past, so why should now be any different? … it’s about time the rest of the industry picked up on just how sexy those curves are.”
Their choice for number 1 also made me very happy (a rare occurrence indeed when it comes to these lists). Mary-Louise Parker is indeed a buff ting, and Weeds is awesome. ‘Nuff said.
The letters page of Buffy season 8, ep 17 introduced excellent concept to me- pronoia. It’s the opposite of paranoia, and apparently is the sneaking suspicion that the whole world is conspiring to shower you with blessings. Honestly that is sometimes how I feel when I get to feed my obsessions, yay there are shiny, pretty things! I did get around to reading Sugarshock! the other day too. It’s up on myspace but I don’t think the transitions are made very clear, so if you want to check it out here’s part one, two and three. It’s not the deepest thing in the world, but it’s a really fun comic and you don’t have to get too invested in it. I’d definitely recommend it and can see why it won awards.
The Bonnie Tyler cover of Getting So Exciting never fails to make me giggle. Maybe it’s because I spent most of my childhood dancing on my parents’ bed to the original.
Fandom, and in fact just the world, is making me excited about various upcoming happenings. Amongst them:
1) The Coraline movie. I’d heard that it was being made but I thought that that was probably meant in the vague way that films of books I like are often being made, but no- this is actually happening! It looks pretty good- how can an animated stop-motion version directed by Henry Selick go too wrong? I do likeThe Nightmare Before Christmas(which he directed), although not as much as some people. Probably I’m hampered by not watching it at the correct stage in my life, I never saw it as a child so I first watched it in my first year of university. Admittedly I can kind of understand why people rolled their eyes at my main gripe (that it’s lodged in a very specific American and Christian worldview, as evidenced by the other holiday tree/portals that exist), but it doesn’t mean that it’s completely devoid of validity. Apparently Coralinemakes use of the new 3D technology too, which I’ve heard mostly encouraging things about, perhaps it’s going to bring back the importance of the cinema if people actually have a reason to not just download/wait for the DVD?
There are five promos (of sorts) up if your curiosity is piqued. Gosh darn it, it’s making me want to re-read Coraline now since I read it so long ago, I think it may have been the first of Neil Gaiman’s work that I ever encountered (unless that honour in fact goes to Good Omens). It’s wonderfully whimsical but also manages to be deliciously creepy too, and in a much better way than something like The Spiderwick Chronicles for example (although to be fair I only saw the film, and that wasn’t bad, especially since it had Mary-Louise Parker in it). I quite like the look of the casting and think that Teri Hatcher is a good choice, and Dakota Fanning doesn’t seem as excessively annoying as I thought she would be. It does seem a bit weird to hear Coraline speaking with an American accent, but not excessively horrible. I just love the way that Neil Gaiman speaks during interviews, he sounds like a deliberating maniac who might just offer you some tea.
2) Dollhouse. Obviously I was hella excited the moment I heard about a new Joss Whedon/Eliza Dushku project for various reasons, but the more I discover the better it sounds. It has a very interesting premise, people who can be imprinted with any persona (and associated skills, memories, languages etc) which are then wiped clean when their task is completed. The main character, Echo (played by Dushku), basically starts to become self-aware. I think it’s an idea which allows the writers to explore a lot of really interesting material, as this interview discussing the nature/nurture debate makes clear, as well as create some great stand-alone scenarios for a series that by it’s very nature doesn’t need to be overly self-referential. I think it’ll be great to see Eliza (or rather Eliza-as-Echo) playing all these different characters, and in some fabulous outfits I imagine! Also Tahmoh Penikett seems insanely adorable, and apparently Amy Acker has a recurring role too.
3) The Internet finally surpassing Hollywood/the movie industry. Apparently it’s going to happen any moment now, for real this time. Alright, probably not at exactly this moment, but the media promises me that it’s coming! It’s obvious that people’s viewing habits have been irrevocably changed by Web 2.0, and eventually film and television executives are going to have to take these trends into account far more than they have been doing. In their absence, it’s the writers and producers who are starting to take note instead. Why wouldn’t they, in a world that no longer has an expanding television industry and instead a weird trigger-happy response to most shows? It’s not just Firefly and Wonderfalls, myriad good shows are constantly being cancelled prematurely, in fact getting a second season practically makes a show sound like a break-out success these days. Even shows with decent ratings like Supernatural are threatened, especially by executives like Dawn Ostroff who’s precariously playing around with the fate of the entire CW network. There are a lot of interesting articles on the topic of digital media at the moment which are talking about the success of Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, I especially liked this one and was intrigued to see it discussed from a more business-oriented perspective onone of the Harvard Business blogs.
4) New seasons of pretty much everything in the next few months: Bones, Supernatural, House, Pushing Daisies, Gossip Girl, Californication… If I manage to get stuck into (and assuming I enjoy) How I Met Your Mother and Dexterby then I’ll need to add them to the mix too! My life really needs more hours. I need to finish watching Carnivale before I get started on either of those two, plus I really do want to finally watch Life on Mars(which is sitting on my computer pouting for attention) soon too. Of all the shows the one that I’m most excited about is definitely Supernatural, and so I rather enjoyed this essay on ‘A Very Supernatural Christmas‘ (despite not feeling appropriately festive currently). I’m also fervently hoping for the (re-)return of the Ghostfacers to Supernatural, because they’re adorable and awesome. Actually AJ Buckley and Travis Wester are wonderful in and of themselves, but especially when they, in-character, messed with Jared and Jensen’s panel at Comic-Con. Here‘s a link to a video of said brilliance.
5) Not just Dollhouse, but pretty much anything Joss Whedon’s involved in. Basically I’ve realised that I really need to check out more of the comics, I’m sure that I’m going to get drawn into the new Angel ones eventually, as well as Fray and the old Buffy (and probably Angel) ones too. In addition to that there’s the Serenityones, which I’m even more interested in now with the news that they’re going to finally explain Shepherd Book’s back story. Outside of the Jossverses that already have my love there’s also the lure of his run onAstonishing X-Men (which will probably swiftly lead to what comes after), and I’ve heard good things about Runaways (not just his stint) and Sugarshock!. Sadly the blog which I was using to read comics scans is down (but will hopefully be resurrected in a new form soon) so I’m unlikely to get on with any of that at the moment, although Sugarshock!is available on myspace so I really have no excuse. With all the books/films/comics/television shows I’m trying to imbibe at the moment I’m quite glad that Monsieur Whedon doesn’t have a load of films coming out right now, but this list of five movies that he should direct was fun, and actually pretty convincing. The article evilly made me want to read King Dork, and a load of books about the Civil War. I really want to be able to clone myself so I can comfortably keep up with all my obsessions.
6) The future of DC Comics superhero movies. I’m excited about the potential of a new Batman film (even though they probably won’t let me ghost write), the next Superman film (cos wow did Superman Returns suck) and Wonder Woman (even though Joss is no longer involved). There’s a brilliant article here which I really wish the appropriate people would take note of. I suppose that I do grudgingly support the idea of giving Bryan Singer another chance with Superman since I did really like the first two X-Men films, but I’m still pissed off at just how meh Superman Returns was. Also Supermax sounds brilliant, and there really do need to be some more superhero films launching (or re-launching) the story in a way that isn’t just (or isn’t at all) an origin tale. I’m going to end up reading the script for The Plastic Man now, aren’t I? I really do seem to have a DC bias, I must be the only person in the world who is yet to see any of the Spiderman films, as well as Iron Man. I’ll get round to it. Eventually.
7) More and more analysis of theBuffy season 8 comics. There’s a really thoughtful and thought-provoking article about discussing the possible end of (lesbian) identity politics on AfterEllen.comwhich provides some great commentary. Beware it does contain spoilers for (and images from) the comics.
8 ) My possible descent into the heady world of RPF, although I’m not sure that that will actually happen. I’ve discovered real person fanfiction on my livejournal flist occasionally, using actors from the Weeds, Angel and West Wing fandoms, but I’ve never actually been able to get stuck into it and give up quickly. Somehow it just doesn’t really appeal to me. However, I will read basically anything regardless of how ridiculous or potentially squicky it sounds, I know that basically anything can be turned into a good, and crucially, believable story in the hands of a great writer. I think the reason that the J2 fandom is so sizable is that Supernatural presents two (and only two, especially in the earlier seasons) ridiculously good looking characters with obvious chemistry. However, they’re brothers. Obviously not everyone considers fraternal incest to be wackily hilarious, and so a lot of people would prefer to write (and/or read) about the attraction between their real life counterparts instead. Also when people write about (W)incest it tends to be dark and heart wrenching rather than light and fluffy for some reason, so the fictional tangled love lives of two actors become light relief by contrast. What I’m bowled over by is the fact that J2 + Sandy AU fic actually exists. It’s not particularly well-written (in fact I can summarise it succinctly: “cock. arse. tits.”) but I’m just enjoying the fact that it was created at all.
Also I’ve never really understood why fics like that are described as ‘genderfuck’ (or ‘genderswap’) since the characters genders don’t change at all, it’s merely their physical sex which has been altered. I suppose describing something as ‘sexfuck’ could be a little confusing however.
Here, have a video of Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk being amusing just because.
Pardon my overly revealing linking behaviour, and Young Americans misquoting.
I don’t really like films. Normally when I say this someone interrupts me and starts arguing the point. However the usual suspects are safely ensconced back in the UK. Nonetheless I still wouldn’t be that surprised if one of them came bursting in here to prise my fingers away from the keys so that I can’t explain that I don’t really like films. I’ve bolted the door though, so I think I might just get away with it.
Obviously I do like some films, love them even. My favourite films list isn’t exactly empty. However, overall I just don’t see myself as a film person- I think that it’s partly because it wasn’t really a huge part of my childhood. I haven’t seen most ‘classic’ films, whether they’re the ones you see in your childhood or just the ones “everyone” has seen like the original Star Wars films or Jaws. The ones that I have gotten around to seeing, such as Edward Scissorhands or Hallowe’en, I saw aeons later than everyone else in the world, and often involuntarily. Movies just haven’t been a large part of my life, and it isn’t that surprising when you consider how crappy so many of them are, and that when I was a child I had awful hearing a lot of the time, and there weren’t a lot of subtitles floating about.
I’d also like to add that I prefer TV shows (and books). Obviously there are a hell of a lot of terrible shows, but since I don’t own a TV I only end up picking and choosing the things that I really want to watch, and I get to enjoy watching real character development and intricate, evolving story arcs- in a way that you don’t really get in a film.
As an older person I have given way a little. My hearing is better anyway, and there’s a greater abundance of subtitles. I’m able to pick and chose what I want to watch a lot more thanks to the glory of the internet and the ease of access to international cinema (so there’s a bit more choice between rubbish Hollywood blockbusters # 1, 2 and 3). Still, I’m not a film person- even if I do get watch-y a lot more than I used to. There’s so many films that I do want to get around to watching (crap, I forgot to pack Cool Hand Luke after I went to all the trouble to copy it before I left, maybe someone can find it and post it to me?), but they’re going to have to take a back seat to all the books and shows on my list.
Having said all that you might be almost as confused as me as to why I thought that watching Hancock would be a good plan.
Redeeming features of Hancock:
1) It had Will Smith in it. As a child of the 90s (the 1990s in point of fact) that’s almost enough for me. I have an unabashed love of Will Smith (and of course I know every word to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air rap). I’ve sat through some fairly craptastic films for him: the Men in Black sequel; the Bad Boys sequel; the unforgivably bad Wild Wild West (at least it did have Salma in it too). And Hancock did at least have him being grouchy and drunk, which was fun.
2) It had Charlize Theron in it being pretty. I especially loved how she got all vamped up to go confront Hancock in his trailer.
3) Korean adverts are awesome, especially on the big screen! An advert for soju inexplicably involved a load of girls in silver dancing around to Baby Got Back. I think I laughed more at that than at the film…
Seriously, not a very good film. The transition between scenes was sloppy, the dialogue wasn’t very good and Jason Bateman’s character was incredibly annoying. It was a simplistic plot (a superhero who nobody likes) that could have been executed well but wasn’t. On top of that, for some inexplicable reason, there was another, unnecessary, layer of plot- which could have worked if it had been properly explained. It transpired that Hancock and Mary were actually gods of some kind who had been ‘made’ for each other, but couldn’t exist as superheroes together. You can’t just throw a completely random mythology into a film about two thirds of the way through and fail to explain it properly! Mary also tells Hancock that “they” kept attacking her to get at him, but doesn’t ever explain who “they” are! It was completely ludicrous.
The ending was completely unsatisfactory and stupid as well. Plus the basic plot of the film seemed to have a Grease tinged feel: if people don’t like you, you should change yourself. I ask you, what kind of message is that to give to perfectly nice alcoholic superheroes? It’s despicable.
Hancock did at least make me laugh, if only at how bad it was. It also made me re-evaluate my whinging about the last couple of films I watched back in London (before my filmic forays on the planes), Southland Tales and Innocence. Although I felt that both of these were flawed, in comparison to trashy Hollywood tripe they suddenly seemed brilliant!
Southland Tales was Richard Kelly’s follow up to Donnie Darko, a film which I liked but wasn’t raving over with the rest of the world (although I did like the physics geekery). Southland Tales had a lot of good ideas (including some more physics geekery in fact, and an absolutely fantastic sequence involving Justin Timberlake singing All These Things That I’ve Done), but it was a sprawling mess. I think it had a lot of production issues, but still I think that it’s something that has to be watched to be believed, it’s just so random. I also don’t understand how Kelly thought his film would be taken seriously with The Rock in one of the lead roles. In fact having Sean William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake, Mandy Moore and Bai Ling in other leading roles doesn’t exactly help, even if I personally have nothing but love for SMG, JT and MM. What I reallydon’t get though, is having Janeane Garofalo in your film for about half a second, without any dialogue. Why would you do that? I believe that her role had to be cut from the film for some reason or other, but I’m really not happy about it!
Innocence, on the other hand, was a tight, controlled film but it was also incredibly slow, slower than an episode of Days of Our Lives, something which I really can’t stand in a film. It certainly was beautifully shot, but then again so was Brokeback Mountain, and that wasn’t exactly all that and a packet of kettle chips. It was certainly an interesting film, but the slow pace coupled with the fact that there was no actual resolution irritated me. I don’t think I would have minded the ambiguity so much if I hadn’t had the sense throughout the film that there was an eventual conclusion to come to. However, I’d certainly be interested to read the novella that inspired it and I have a sort of grudging appreciation of the ambiguity (even if I didn’t actually like it myself) because it neatly leaves several different interpretations open.
Here‘s something which suits my attention span better, and happily combines my love of Avenue Q, Supernatural, the internet and porn. Sadly there’s no actual porn, but should you want to find some, the internet is for porn (especially in China and South Korea apparently).
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