Welcome to the latest Search Term Sunday! Take a peek at what people have been googling to end up here in the last couple of weeks, sit back, and giggle away.
dean in supernatural cars
Supernatural‘s Dean ended up in a truly supernatural car when his brother was transformed into a Chevy Impala version of Knight Rider. Good times:
The outside world looks rubbish these days. The skies are grey, everything’s blowing around in the wind, and there’s not even any snow to make up for it. Pah.
This is definitely the time of year for insisting on staying in. You can avoid the long night/short day problem if you ignore it hard enough, and mulled wine can’t get you into quite as much trouble if you never leave the house.
So get comfy and snuggly inside! Draw the curtains against the evils of the external! Make yourself all nice and warm by lighting a fire or applying several glasses of wine!
And, of course, entertain yourself with this latest batch of search terms. Hopefully giggling at them will ensure that you don’t feel the winter gloom at all:
I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.
But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.
how tall is christina hendricks
Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?
Or something that sounds very similar… you may or may not have noticed that PCP has been quieter of late. That’s because Miss Thropist and I have both entered a new phase in our lives. No, we haven’t run off into the sunset and made babies – she’s re-entered the ivory towers to analyse the digital universe while I have recently moved back to London and begun a job in publishing. We’ve let a lot of things slide in the past few weeks, and realised that something had to give until life settles down again.
So, for the foreseeable future, we’ll be posting about as half as much as usual – and we’ll only be mocking our oddbod Googlers every two weeks rather than every week.
I’m sure you’ll understand – and anyway, a little bit of what you fancy does you good. Absence make the heart grow fonder. Never make a pretty woman your wife. And all those cheesy cliches. We love our cliches.
Tis a lazy Sunday afternoon and as is my duty every two weeks (unless I can palm it off onto a Playmate underling), I am wracking up worrying browsing history in an attempt to understand and mock those who discover PCP via dubious and often inappropriate search terms. There’s a particularly sexy/lewd vibe this week.
I would also quite fancy some Afternoon Delight if anyone feels like making me some?
dick print penis
By Keith Haring: Dick print in chalk.
christina hendricks niples and christina hendricks nsfw
Would Christina Hendricks boobs/cleavage do? Because it’ll have to.
♪ if you live with me, I’ll die for you, and that’s a compromise ♪
Eh, I’ve just about had enough of serious questions, and the resultant discussions, this week. So let’s bring on the levity instead!
Round here that means that it’s time for another Search Term Sunday- looking at, and mocking, the things people have googled that brought them here this week.
Well alright, that titular Buffy quote was from a vampire called Sunday (pictured above) and not- at least as far as I know- an anthropomorphic version of the last day of the week. But when you think about it, it’s kind of true. Sundays practically do kill you sometimes.
You’re liable to be horribly hungover and terribly tired from your weekend activities- whether they’ve been wholesome or debauched. Or, if you- like quite a few of the PCP crew- spent your Saturday night entertaining a baby while necking booze, a bit of both.
So you’re all tuckered out- and you don’t even get to really relax because another week is just around the corner demanding your attention and energy. Sundays are hard.
However they’re also they day of search term sifting- I’ll be perusing the things people have googled to end up on PCP. And possibly flailing around in confusion.
Well, let’s have no more of that! I say let’s shun the smut-less, and instead fully embrace the strangeness (and often inappropriate sexual nature) of the search terms that led people here this week.
Confession time. It’s the wee hours of Monday morning, I have an early start and I am already waay behind with everything, least of all Search Term Sunday!
Mostly because of good things though. Half of my immediate family arrived from far and away on Saturday, which meant lots of hugging and spoiling with non-far-and-away cuisine. (My little sister is marveling over cheese that doesn’t taste like yak.) This past week has been a game of catch up, as I’ve recently returned from the US of A, where I watched my oldest friend get married and then spent a week getting to see New York through the eyes of a little girl. Much of today has been consumed by hanging with aforementioned family members and doing battle with Facebook so all the wedding guests can enjoy the memories before the glow wears off.
So I’ve decided to make this STS short and sweet, emphasis on the sweet. I was wondering how to best prune this week’s choice smut, and then realised cutting out the smut would be the fastest way to streamline. As well as maintain my wholesome marriage-and-baby-carriages outlook for a little bit longer, with the added bonus of demonstrating that people sometimes have totally innocent Google-routes to PCP. I hope you won’t be too disappointed!
Then again, it’s not a particularly manic Monday, being yet another Bank Holiday and all. But yesterday was rather hectic, as I went to the Ffourth Fforde Fiesta to interview the ffantastic Jasper Fforde and observe all manner of absurd activities. So that’s my excuse for being late with this Search Term Sunday – the very special time of the week where we highlight the humorous and often inappropriate ways people stumble upon PCP. And I do wish it was Sunday, because then I’d be at the Fiesta all over again!
stereotypical portrayal of an english gentleman
Hugh Grant in all his films ever. Usually of the bumbling, floppy-haired variety, as above, but also sometimes of the caddish type, as in Bridget Jones.
The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.
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Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:
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Sundays always seem to come too soon, and with them the sad knowledge that the weekend has to end. Nonetheless they can still be a day of fun, and of pouring over the search terms that lead people here of course.
jared leto dawson’s creek foto
This I cannot provide, because he was never in Dawson’s Creek.
eliza dushku lesbian
There was rather a lot of lesbian subtext in season three of Buffy…
Passion seems to be in the air. At least for William and Kate, and for those stumbling upon our humble blog via dubious search terms, looking for everything from wedding dresses and small screen studs to twincest and pornography of children’s cartoons.
Perhaps it’s Royal Wedding Fever. Maybe it’s the titillating displays of sunburned flesh and unpedicured toes that herald the British summer.
While I may not be caught up in all this twitterpation, royal or otherwise, I do have a way of showing my own special kind of Sunday love for you, dear readers. It might be more akin to pulling your hair in the playground than serving up a candlelit dinner… but trust me, it’s all meant affectionately.
I must admit that Easter celebrations have never really made all that sense to me, but if you’re into pretending that rabbits lay eggs and enjoy hunting for melted chocolates in apparently unlikely places then I hope you have an enjoyable time doing so.
The stuff that I’ve been searching for- silly search terms- are far easier to find. It’s much like looking for hay in a haystack, as soon as you take a look at the searches people have performed in order to bring them to this site you’re sucked into a wildly weird world.
Let’s give it a whirl:
jensen ackles cowboy
Have you seen the ‘Frontierland’ episode of Supernatural yet? You neeeeeed to, it’s chock full of our mascot, Cowboy Jensen, and comes complete with plenty of cowboy Jared:
We really are getting on for summer, the sun is genuinely shining and the weather is sweet.
It’s nice to be able to enjoy the weekend out on the grass, rather than being holed up inside piling on the layers just to feel like you’re not turning into a person-shaped icicle.
I hope that you’ve all been having hot fun in the sun, but when you eventually make your way back inside (the evenings aren’t yet quite as warm as I’d like them to be, let me tell you) there’ll still be a Search Term Sunday for your perusal each week.
Join us as we try to puzzle out what exactly it is that people are looking for when they end up here- and whether the weirdest googling can be blamed on sunstroke or daytime drinking.
As far as I’m concerned, Sundays are usually for relaxation and recovery. It’s also a good day to check in with your friends- preferably in person with piles of greasy food and lots of liquid.
Sundays are the perfect day for everyone to share their stories of debauchery from the latest week (or, more likely, the weekend) and to swear that they’re never making the same mistakes again.
But if they didn’t, then we’d have nothing to talk about the next Sunday. So mostly the quitters quit quitting, and life goes on with its circular motions.
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time to go through the sinful and strange search terms of the week.
I’d ask everyone to promise to bookmark some stuff instead of abusing google in this fashion, but where would the fun be next weekend if that happened?
Why am I always hungover when it’s my turn to do the Search Term Sunday? Life is wildly unfair. Despite that, or perhaps because of it, it’s time again to air people’s dirty google laundry in public.
The search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen are often wacky, wonderful, wild- and perplexing. But however you got here, sit back and enjoy us discussing this week’s batch.
perfect jawlines
Comes complete with ridiculous cheekbones:
how to distract yourself from porn
Well you could let Ms Elaine E. Ouse dictate your Lent- she suggests giving up misogyny, and part of that is a pledge to set aside Disney porn. Or you could do like Miss Penn and read a load of books, that’s pretty distract-y.
YAWN. It’s been a busy few days, what with World Book Day, Benedict Cumberbatch stalking and all (it’ll all make sense eventually, stay tuned).
So I’m a little late – but better than never – with our weekly examination/enabling of the ways people find PCP. Not that we’re not totally grateful! Do come back, all of you. One day we might actually have what you’re searching for.
dark magician girl porn
Apparently Dark Magician is a sexy monster from the Japanese manga Yu-Gi-Oh…
I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!
It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.
misfits nathan in suit
He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:
It’s time for another Search Term Sunday- where we explore the strange things that people have googled to end up being directed to our site. This week seems especially Supernatural heavy, even for us, maybe because we recently wrote about Sam vs. Dean.
In general if we’re feeling benevolent we might actually try to answer the queries, but given that Sundays are often our hangovers of doom day we’re more likely to mock. And then promptly fall asleep.
Yesterday, after three years of anticipation, I finally got to watch Disney’s Tangled.
Twice in fact (thanks to a last-minute cancellation of How Do You Know? Maybe the God of Movies was watching out for me). And I’m glad I did - Tangled is one of the few films I could watch again and again.
Disney’s 50th animated feature is an unabashed return to its Renaissance era, when little mermaids, bookish beauties and warrior princesses reigned supreme.
Tangled has everything we could once rely upon from a Disney cartoon – action, romance and comedy by the bucket-load. The songs aren’t too bad either, if not on par with the likes of “A Whole New World” and “I’m Gonna Be a Mighty King”.
I’ve always been intrigued by the Rapunzel fairytale, with its themes of entrapment, isolation and over-protection.
Considering its prominence, it’s almost a surprise that Disney hasn’t tackled it before, along with Snow White, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty . Then again, they probably wouldn’t have been able do it justice until recently, in terms of the neat tricks they pull with hair, the film’s defining attribute.
I’ve been having a slightly manic weekend visiting friends who’ve had to pack up and get out- some more successfully than others- in a very short space of time. Not that the talk of leaving through the window or rage induced bike-table battles haven’t been entertaining, but in a way I’m quite glad that the world has somehow reached Sunday, and that things seem to have calmed down. At least for a minute.
Which means that, all things staying sedate anyway, it’s now time for another Search Term Sunday- where we paw through people’s dirty google laundry. If you ended up on this site by searching for an odd combination of words then you’re in good company, a lot of other people did too!
majorvein frizzy
There does appear to be someone with the Photobucket username majorvein with a picture of frizzy hair, but if you were searching for frizzy vena cava then I don’t think we can help you. Mostly cos that’s super gross.
surreal disney image
What’s more surreal than Dali-esque Disney? At this point I’m pretty much bowled over by anything Disney that doesn’t involve porn anyway.
It’s another Sunday morning- well all right it’s well after midday and into the evening. but it feels like morning when you’ve been asleep for more than fifteen hours- which makes it time for another Search Term Sunday. And the stuff that y’all have been googling makes it seem like you might have been higher than a kite.
Keep it coming, we love every single weird and wonderful hit. (Especially the Disney Wankers.)
largest computer screen
Well unless you have the largest one how the hell are you going to be able to see it in full on your screen? Headfuck.
i blame coco
Me too, that Chanel bitch is really making me want a cigarette.
young queen silvia
…of Sweden? Who I’m pretty sure we’ve never written about? Oh, what the hell, here you go:
jeffster hi res
Ok, that’s it, whoever it is who’s been googling high-resolution images of the ugliest uglies from Chuck needs to pack up their stuff and GTFO. I find the people searching for disney: ariel and jasmine kissing while naked in a hottub or disney princesses piss porn way less disturbing.
armpit sweaty
Armpit porn really does seem to be the new thing. Knock yourself out:
kleenex balsam nose screenshots
Or maybe I spoke too soon, nose-blowing could be the good stuff:
beau vampire
Finally, a kink we can all understand.
robert sheehan sword
Apparently not a euphemism. Who knew?
beautiful-cartoons-photo-frames-for-kids
And I thought I liked hyphens too much.
jensen ackles cowboy
As thanks for making it easy to stick to our aim of getting a picture of Cowboy Jensen in every Search Term Sunday have some bonus Cowboy Jared. Go on, you deserve it:
ction fitish bride
What? Is that a mis-typing of “action fetish” or something?
cobie smulders thong
While Miss Penn does have a penchant for filching celeb’s clothes, she hasn’t yet got around to pinching any of Cobie’s underthings. The How I Met Your Mother actress strikes me as more of a granny panties girl if I’m honest. Thoughts?
white cable sweater mary steenburgen wore in the proposal
This one?
Don’t worry, I’m sure Miss Penn’s already made off with it.
unknown handsome guy with six pack
You know it’s a lot easier to search for the known than the unknown, but here have an anonymous chest:
shane mccutcheon keep simple relationships, sex without emotional attachments, and so will not hurt
A life lesson for us all.
learn to except your ugly for men
Whether that’s supposed to be “except”, “expect” or possibly “accept”, what I really want to pretty up is that sentence.
lesbiancreeks
Sounds dirty.
jack can’t coup dawson’s creek fan fiction
First of all, leading a coup is difficult stuff ok, stop with the judging. And second, I watched quite a bit of season three of Dawson’s Creek this week (although I don’t think I wrote about it here) and Jack can do anything with his “fug” mantra.
thefilmwall.com offsong
Whut?
gay play pen.com
Jeez, I have had enough of the mocking, just cos I love musicals! Sniff.
hourses paints
If a horse and a house had a baby and painted it, I like to think it would look a little something like this:
why is the show skins called skins
Well I’ve never seen it but I’m going with either rizla or porn. Or rizla porn, I’m sure there’s some of that on the internet, right?
robert sheehan livejournal
Sadly doesn’t seem to be a real thing, but don’t you wish his character on Misfits, Nathan, had a blog?
The Search Term Sundays lead me to believe that an awful lot of people are googling Disney porn and ending up on Pop Culture Playpen. Now it’s not up to me to limit people’s sexual fantasies, and Disney porn doesn’t harm anyone directly (assuming that cartoons don’t feel pain anyway).
But…
Since this blog may be the window to communication with the Disney porn world I would like to use this opportunity to ask them to stop. Stop making Disney porn. Stop searching for Disney porn. And most of all, stop getting distracted by pop culture websites as you go.
There is, I think, probably nothing wrong with porn in itself, as long as it doesn’t encourage violence or display the subordination of any group. In my mind (or according to the harm principle, whatever), that divides porn into two categories; the first, porn that is personal and not harmful and the second, porn that is just, well, icky.
In fact, if the porn is in cartoon form, it takes out the possibility that real people have been coerced into the making of it. Attraction to cartoon characters is also par for the course. My girlfriend fancied Ginger from As Told by Ginger, when they were the same age.She also drunkenly confessed to a past crush on Eliza Thornberry from the Wild Thornberries, but now denies this. Perhaps you consumers of Disney porn are harbouring childhood crushes on Disney characters, and these crushes have never gone away. It’s possible, so you get back to us. (We love qualitative research like you love princess porn.) Let us know what you are feeling, Disney Wankers. My other thought is that you are testing the internet rule 34 that if you can think it; there’s porn of it. (Cornflake porn? We wonder, but we don’t look it up…although now I kind of want to.)
And why are there so many you people? As the post-Sex and the City generation we know that your masturbation is neither bad nor wrong. But Disney masturbation shows that you sexualise gender inequality, which is what Disney depicts and teaches with its stupid female leads waiting for princes. There are Disney women who don’t rely so much on the male heroes; there’s Mulan, for example, who doesn’t seem to know her place as woman. Outrageous! Disney is outdated, we can tell because the monarchy still seems to be important. And, more importantly, because it teaches that women should sing, cook, clean, hang about with small creatures, and wait. Men should be arrogant, wealthy and have bum chins. Disney, like Miss Thropist, will not meet my children.
And Disney has wronged me personally! I had to grow up knowing that I didn’t look like a Disney princess, get told that it was fine, because nobody does, and then get to secondary school and realise that some girls do. On the other hand, I grew up wanting the dresses that the lucky princesses got to wear (not like the chiffon ones, the heavy velvet stuff), had to deal with them not existing in the real world, and then found out that they did, in Camden!
Anyway, my research is limited. I haven’t seen it. I haven’t searched it, because I don’t want to encourage it with my Google-vote, and probably it would just end up bringing me back here. But you just know that this is going to involve nasty depictions of Disney princess; Snow White, Beauty, Jasmine, Belle, Cinderella and the rest. Obviously you know, Disney wankers, you love that shit. This is because it involves childhood imagery, twisted.
It’s also just plain misogynistic to sexualise what Disney stands for, which is old style bubble pink Barbie playhouse fun female subordination. Disney princesses are crap. The Disney stories are taken from traditional patriarchal stories which kept women sitting around trying to be more womanly, fearing that they were doing it wrong. They gave children sexist, racist messages from which nothing can redeem them. I am, however, told that these traditional stories aren’t as cut and dried.
The question I am ending this with may help to clear up whether the real problem with you, the Disney porn market, is actually the making-childhood-things-sexual ickiness factor or the making-male-domination-sexual-as-ever factor.
Okay, so I know Miss Penn has already enlightened us withTV’s top boyfriends, from Jordan Catalano to Ted Mosby. Those small screen dreamboats are all a girl could wish for, but looks fade, and let’s face it, when it comes to husbands, the criteria is entirely different. You need someone dependable, someone to grow old with, someone kind and considerate who’ll support you, with enough shared interests to help see you through a lifetime together.
Finding a real man to love and cherish, who meets all of the aforementioned standards can be tough – there aren’t many who match up. It was with this sentiment in mind and an over-indulgence in animated Christmas viewing that lead me to consider the cartoon male. Here is a world in which many kind-hearted, uncomplicated, loving men, with dream-husband-like qualities, inhabit. Once my mind had started to wander down the path of ideal animated husbands I couldn’t stop, there are so many to choose from!
I’ve limited myself to just 10 perfect animated husbands that I’ll share with you below…
10. Kif Kroker – Futurama
Okay so he’s an alien, but it hasn’t caused any problems between him and Amy on the show… and why should it? Kif’s an adoring, kind-hearted, sensitive soul with a high IQ, who’s proved himself to be selfless time and time again, he’d be an ideal husband to anyone lucky enough to deserve him.
9. Brains – Thunderbirds
I’ve always had a soft spot for the nerds, I think they have a lot to offer as husbands and Brains is certainly king of the nerds. I find his social awkwardness endearing and his glasses cute. Plus as a scientific genius just imagine how easily he’d have the super-fast broadband set up and how he’d keep my laptop virus-free and running smoothly?
8. Perfect Peter – Wacky Races
Well doesn’t the name say it just say it all? Peter’s polite, charming and a true gentleman who’s sure to age well. He was always willing to sacrifice winning the race for his lady love – given how competitive most real men get, just think what a lovely guy Peter really is. Plus I’m assuming I’d get use of the cool car too.
7. Fred Jones – Scooby Doo
On to another guy with a cool automobile, although joint custody of the mystery machine is a big draw here, I also happen to really like Fred. While some may question his sexuality, what with the ascot, I commend Fred’s bold use of accessories – here’s a guy who would really give you a genuine and thoughtful answer to the age old question ‘Do these shoes go with this outfit?’ I’d sure as hell have to put an end to that pesky Daphne though!
6. Mario
What a guy, dedicated to just one lady (hardcore Mario fans will know when faced with the temptation of other ladies in Super Mario Galaxy – he resists of course)… oh to be his Princess Peach. And let us not forget how handy his plumbing skills would come in around the house, or of course his Italian heritage which is sure to mean he shares my love of pizza, pasta and tiramisu.
5. Mickey Mouse
A guy that needs no introduction, it’s clear that he’s got no problem with commitment from his long term devotion to Minnie, he’s as keen on her as the day she was first drawn, how I envy a lifelong love like that. Of course his vast wealth and the numerous pink castle holiday homes around the world would just be the icing on the cake in this marriage.
4. Gaffer – The Tetley Tea Folk
What sweet and gentle man, who above all would always be willing to put the kettle on for you. Gaffer knows how important a cup of tea is in life – it really is what gets me through the day sometimes. I reckon Gaffer’s the sort of loyal, loving husband who’d bring me a perfect cuppa every morning – and in a marriage it really is the little things like this that make all the difference. Not to mention all the freebie Tetley teabags he could bring home – we’d save a fortune!
3. Gomez Addams – The Addams Family
An ever-devoted husband with all the qualities a dream husband should possess, sensual, romantic and a dedicated family man. I’ve always preferred life a little more on the darker side and here’s a charming, stylish and old-fashioned kind of guy who could offer me an eternity of just that, with a fabulous gothic mansion to boot.
2. Wallace – Wallace & Gromit
Now here’s an honest, kind-hearted animated gentlemen that you could really grow old with. As well as being a tea lover like me, Wallace is best known for his love of cheese, which is something I can seriously relate to! There’s nothing I like better than to settle into a cosy evening with a cheese board close to hand. I think Wallace and I could enjoy a fabulous dairy-filled life together, not to mention he has the coolest dog ever.
1. Kermit the Frog – The Muppets
Could anyone else be the number one animated husband? Sweet, sensitive, and a little bit of a push over when it comes to his lady love – Kermit is the perfect guy, who’s always ready to serenade his lovely wife with a beautiful song. And I haven’t even touched on his celebrity connections, all the famous people he’s met over his long and successful showbiz career – just think of the dinner parties!
I’ve pretty much lost my concept of days over the festive period but I’m reliably informed that it’s been a week since we last did this. I’m also told that it’s 2011 now, a fact easy to miss amongst all the champagne and recriminations.
So let’s raise a glass to another year of Search Term Sundays- may we never forget to post on the right day!
hot and sweaty cowboys
Given that we’ll take any opportunity to post pics like this I can kinda see why that would bring you here:
sexy neighbor in hot tub
There are probably easier ways to perv on your neighbours than googling. Just sayin’.
harald kloser just to relax myth
As in his claim that he “only smokes to relax” is all a lie?
heroines armpit
Miss Penn has a penchant for photographing my armpits, while Michelle Rodriguez apparently enjoys licking her own:
college wrestling team torsos
There might be torsos aplenty mentioned here, but I doubt you’ll find much about anything as energetic as wrestling. Although now that Lauren has joined the Glee team I guess we might want to talk about her past as a member of the William McKinley High wrestling team…
all the disney princesses birthday party invitation – digital file- princess snow white, cinderella, aurora sleeping beauty, ariel little mermaid, belle beauty and beast, jasmine, pocahontas, mulan, tiana princess and the frog
Points for effort at least.
child abuse still 54 years later and my sons gloss prodigy tapestrey the real and quick sound trapped behind false front beinging raped emd walked like dogs
I’m not sure what’s most disturbing here- the search term, the spelling or the fact that it would lead you here.
Rediscovering forgotten gems from your childhood can be absolutely magical. Almost effortlessly you’re transported back to a simpler world, and you get to experience something akin to the childlike wonder and adoration you once felt.
Of course rediscovery can also be a double-edged sword. You might think that something you loved in your younger days was fantastic, but taking it in again without the rose-coloured spectacles of youth can be pretty disappointing.
That’s why I was a little nervous when I popped my brand spanking new Through the Glass Ceiling DVD in. (Well I was also a bit stressed cos my DVD drive had randomly stopped working earlier that day, stupid Windows 7 glitch, but I managed to fix it in MS-DOS cos I’m totes a genius.)
Through the Glass Ceiling, all seventeen minutes of it, may very well be my favourite film of all time- but I hadn’t seen it for years. What if it didn’t live up to my (very high) expectations? What if my own personal mythology was about to be ruined?
My grandmother was the one who first showed it to me, and I loved it so much I watched it over and over- and over- again. I wore out the tape and she got a friend to sneakily use college resources to make me another copy- more than once.
I probably wasn’t the core audience that the Leeds Animation Workshop had aimed their short films at. I believe they are designed to be primarily used at training sessions and conferences- to illustrate and facilitate discussion of the issues raised. Through The Glass Ceiling is mostly concerned with equal opportunities at work.
The name is obviously a take off of Through The Looking-Glass, Lewis Carroll’s sequel to Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, although the film doesn’t specifically reference Alice. Instead it effortlessly blends together aspects from various fairy tales- including Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, and The Snow Queen- to tell the story of Princess Ella’s quest for a job.
The film tackles various issues that women may have in the workplace, such as poor career guidance, sexual harassment and the gender-salary gap, culminating with Ella taking on the titular Glass Ceiling. Although the film (and, I’m assuming, the literature that accompanies it) were made in 1994, these issues are far from being historical curiosities. Indeed the short still seems incredibly relevant, perhaps aided by the timeless quality of familiar fairy stories.
This mash-up and re-appropriation of traditional tropes is brilliantly done. I love it all, from Princess Ella throwing away her bloody painful glass slippers, to her singing “Some day my promotion will come” to herself. It’s the perfect antidote to every Disney-esque sanitised version of a fairy tale.
I’d recommend this film to everyone- I enjoyed it as a child, and just as much as an adult. The writing is slick and clever, the hand-drawn animation is sweet and soothing, and Alan Bennett’s narration is fantastic. You can order it from the Leeds Animation Workshop’s website, along with all their other films. At £40 (or £20 to those based in Leeds!) it might seem a little steep, but I do think it’s worth it. Plus it does come complete with discussion notes, which flesh out the issues touched on it the film, it’s as if Princess Ella’s Report on the Economics of the Glass Ceiling was published.
Personally I’m hoping on being able to treat myself to a copy of the sequel, No Offence, soon. Again it’s an animated fairy story narrated by Alan Bennett, but this one deals with harassment at work- looking at sexism, racism and homophobia. Although it is Chrismukkah soon- I think I may start hinting to absolutely everyone that it would make the perfect stocking filler for me!
The Princess and the Frog, Disney’s first 2D animated film since 2004′s Home on the Range, is an all-American fairytale that successfully balances nostalgic magic and modern attitudes, and is likely to usher in a new generation of Disney princess lovers.
Loosely based on E. D. Baker’s 2002 novel The Frog Princess, it pays tribute to Disney’s Renaissance era (1989-1999), a time when the new Disney film was the event of the year, while also serving as a fable for the current financial crisis.
In early 20th century New Orleans, Tiana (Anika Noni Rose), a waitress, is diligently saving up to realize hers – and her late father’s (Terrence Howard) – dream of owning a restaurant.
When her privileged friend Charlotte (Jennifer Cody) asks her to cater a masquerade ball she is throwing in honor of the visiting Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos), Tia happily accepts.
Meanwhile, Dr. Facilier (Keith David), a witchdoctor known as “The Shadow Man”, is cooking up a dastardly scheme that will throw Tia and Naveen together, leading them on a hopping adventure through the Louisiana bayou, gathering unusual allies along the way.
Thankfully, they haven’t resorted to starry stunts for the vocals – Tyra Banks and Alicia Keys apparently lobbied for the lead – which allows the viewer to properly absorb the characters.
Tia – Disney’s first African-American princess – is a likeable, if overly earnest protagonist (a characteristic key to the film’s themes) and a role model for aspiring princesses everywhere.
Competently if not distinctively voiced by Dreamgirls’ Rose, she’s self-sufficient, quick-thinking and hard-working – no Snow White nor Sleeping Beauty waiting to be awakened by a prince.
TV stalwart Campos (Jesse, Nip/Tuck) steals the show with his rich Brazilian tones, adding flavor to what could have otherwise been cliche dialogue. Visually reminiscent of Aladdin and The Little Mermaid’s Prince Eric (when not a frog), Naveen is loveable and deliciously arrogant – both comic relief and a romantic hero you can root for. He and Tia have an interesting dynamic, and their relationship feels more equal and realistic than in past Disney romances.
Dr. Facilier, silkily voiced by David, with his sinister magic and Faustian promises echoes Aladdin’s Jafar and The Little Mermaid’s Ursula, but falls short of their menace.
The tricky villain and his shadowy henchmen are the film’s only dark spots; the rest of the characters increase the humor and heart.
Charlotte, the daughter of the richest man in New Orleans, is especially endearing. She could so have easily been a clich* – at several points the film acts as if she may fall into ugly stepsister mode, but she remains goodhearted and genuine throughout.
Lewis, a trumpet-playing alligator – like the sweet younger brother of Peter Pan‘s watch glutton – is amusingly high-strung and maniacal. He joins our heroine’s quartet to seek out voodoo priestess Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis), in the hopes of detangling a mystical mix-up.
The fourth member, Raymond, a lovesick Cajun-accented firefly, helps to move the narrative along, providing solutions, support and poignancy.
The vocal talents suit the Randy Newman-scored musical numbers, most of which have a jazz-and-blues tinge befitting the era. None is as catchy as “Under the Sea”, “I’m Going to be a Mighty King” or even the recent Enchanted songs, but are easy on the ears and create the right atmosphere.
The same goes for the visuals, which splendidly mine jazz-age New Orleans and the swamp environment. A standout scene involves Raymond’s firefly pals lighting up the bayou, mirroring the starry sky.
Rather than attempting to break new ground, the animators have embraced the fluidity and whimsy of the form, which adds up to a good old-fashioned feast for the eyes.
There are also several Disney cameos, such as the dolls and books on Charlotte’s shelves and the costumed guests at her ball. The animation and tunes perfectly set off the story, which is equally heartfelt and comic, promoting values like honesty, frugality, wonder and love.
While reflecting the current economic crisis – the villain is rather like an unscrupulous investment banker, taking wild gambles in his pursuit of wealth – The Princess and the Frog also works as a postmodern fairytale, with the characters showing skeptical awareness of the principles, such as wishing on stars and breaking spells with kisses.
Although Charlotte is willing to kiss as many frogs as necessary to find her prince, Tia disdains such frivolous notions, and her enchanted journey is enlightening for her and the viewer – a call to believe once more in the magic that seemed lost years ago, when Disney’s sparkle was tarnished by critical and financial failures such as Treasure Planet.
It’s just unfortunate for The Princess and the Frog that it follows Shrek and Enchanted, which shifted Disney conventions so hilariously out of context. That The Princess and the Frog retains some of these parodied conventions makes it feel a little outdated.
But it’s a throwback that prompted spontaneous applause from scores of children at the cinema, proving there’s still a place in this day and age for wholesome musical 2D animations – the sort of thing Disney has always done best.
The Princess and the Frog (Walt Disney Animation Studios, 97 minutes)
Directed by Ron Clements, John Musker
Starring Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley, Jim Cummings, Jenifer Lewis, John Goodman, Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Cody, Peter Bartlett, Terrence Howard
The Princess and the Frog’s Tiana is notable as Disney’s first African-American princess. She’s also a timely heroine, a role model for a generation of children growing up during a global financial crisis.
Hard-working, independent and carefully saving to realize an honorable dream – owning her own restaurant – she contrasts with the film’s villain, a tricky witchdoctor willing to rack up huge debts in an attempt to accrue money and power. She also teaches a charming prince – Naveen, a spoiled playboy – that the best things in life can’t be bought, a worthy if cliched message.
Since 1937, with its first full-length feature film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the Disney company has presented a succession of “princesses”, some actual royalty such as Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora, others simply admirable such as Mulan.
These princesses remain highly popular today: Disney’s official “Princess” merchandise line which encompasses nine characters – Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana – is one of the largest girls’ franchises on the planet, raking in billions of dollars annually.
Opinion remains divided over this enduring princess mania – some see it as disturbingly anti-feminist, others appreciate the wholesome contrast to their precociously sexy counterparts like the Bratz dolls.
What is conclusive, though, is that all Disney’s leading ladies are a product of their times. Here, we take a light-hearted look at Tiana’s princess predecessors, charting their evolution from passive sleeping beauties to resourceful champions.
1937: Snow White
Like The Princess and the Frog, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs debuted amid a worldwide economic depression – The Great Depression, in fact. For the heinous crime of being beautiful, Snow White’s jealous stepmother attempts to murder her – luckily, the exquisite 14-year-old is saved repeatedly by men: a sympathetic woodsman, the seven dwarfs, a prince with apparently smelling-salts-like breath.
Inherently maternal and fond of housework, she wins over the prince in a passive fashion, first with her singing (what would prove to be a typical Disney man-catching move) and then by sleeping so beautifully. Hardly a proto-feminist, but no doubt her tale provided romantic relief from trying reality.
1950: Cinderella
Cinderella was also a victim of a wicked stepmother, with the unhappy addition of two ugly stepsisters. She’s a slave in her own home, responsible for countless chores – something 1950s American housewives could no doubt relate to – but still finds time to construct a lovely ballgown, albeit with the assistance of her little animal friends. She’s somewhat braver than Snow White – piping up to convince her stepmother that she too deserves to go to the ball – but ultimately, she’s reliant on her Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming to make her dreams come true – and she wins love with a pretty face and tiny feet.
1959: Aurora
With her looks based on Audrey Hepburn, Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora is just as naive as some of the Hollywood legend’s most iconic characters. Raised in the woods by not one, but three fairy godmothers – who hope to prevent the dreadful fate a more malicious fairy assigned her – she longs for independence but remains obedient to her caretakers’ instructions, even fleeing the delicious Prince Phillip when she realizes he’s a stranger (and she mustn’t talk to those, nor take candy from them). Sadly their over-protection can’t prevent her from pricking her finger on a poisoned spindle; fortunately Phillip is more than willing to cut a swath through a thorny forest and give her the kiss of life. Then they instantly become engaged, fulfilling their royal parents’ long-time intentions for them to marry – it seems Aurora can’t dictate her own fate after all!
1989: Ariel
Thirty years after Sleeping Beauty awoke, Disney princesses finally became more proactive, reflecting more empowered times. Ariel, aside from being The Little Mermaid, is a typical teenager – rebellious and curious about the wider world. She’s willing to disobey her father, flirt with danger and make great sacrifices for a cute boy, in her case her singing voice for a pair of legs. Interestingly, she doesn’t succeed in winning over Prince Eric properly until she regains her voice, a sign that you need more than looks to get your man. Less interestingly, in her quest for independence, she simply trades one man for another – a father for a husband.
1991: Belle
Like Ariel, The Beauty and the Beast‘s Belle is a square peg in a round hole: a nonconformist and free thinker. She may be the most beautiful girl in the village, but she cares not one whit for looks, preferring books.
Her lack of superficiality is put to the test when she’s forced to cohabit with the Beast – to save her father – falling in love with him despite his fearsome exterior. The beauty and the Beast’s relationship is given more time to mature than in previous Disney films, with the latter having to win her over. Belle’s intelligence and willingness to fight for those she cares about make her a heroine worth emulating.
1992: Jasmine
Aladdin‘s Jasmine, a doe-eyed Arabian princess, was Disney’s first princess “of color”, and continues the free-spirited trend. She refuses to marry any of the shallow suitors on offer, running away from the palace to escape her fate and find adventure. Being unavoidably sheltered, she soon runs into problems, and is saved by the quick-thinking Aladdin, to whom she is drawn despite his poverty. In the end, she gains her longed-for volition, and naturally selects her magical-carpet-commanding “diamond in the rough”. This time, it’s the princess who whisks her lover to a better life.
1995: Pocahontas
Another ethnic leading lady, Pocahontas is the first American princess, based on the historical figure. More mature than previous heroines, Pocahontas is highly independent and attuned to nature, educating the initially arrogant John Smith about its value. If forced to engage in a fight with her fellow Disney leading ladies, she’d no doubt win hands down, displaying immense athleticism and magical, shamanic powers. Echoing Ariel and Belle, she saves her prince, at risk to herself. And in a break with tradition, there’s no happily ever after for Pocahontas and John Smith; instead of leaving with him to experience a whole new world (like Ariel would), she stays in her own, placing her people before her heart.
1998: Mulan
Pocahontas’ fiercest physical competition would be Mulan, who proves herself as a warrior, ultimately saving the whole of China through bravery and ingenuity, although she does have to resort to cross-dressing in the process. Disney’s first Asian princess promotes self-reliance, determination and is uninterested in marriage or romance.
Her attractiveness is almost a non-factor – refreshingly – and she is highly relatable for adolescent girls in her initial awkwardness and self-doubt. While she demonstrates considerable chemistry with the hunky Captain Li Shang, the film ends on her saving her country, rather than a romantic resolution.
Disney certainly likes its critters. Whereas most people would probably call an exterminator, Disney knows that little whiskered folks can be highly useful, whether it’s helping to sew a ball gown in Cinderella or cook exquisite French food in Ratatouille.
G-Force takes rodent utility even further – this time employing secret agent guinea pigs to save the world from a nefarious billionaire and his deadly household appliances, in a fast-paced family flick that’ll distract the sprogs for almost 90 minutes. and likely have them begging for a new pet.
The G-Force consists of intrepid guinea pigs Darwin (voiced by Sam Rockwell), Juarez (Penelope Cruz), Blaster (Tracy Morgan), mole Speckles (Nicholas Cage) and housefly Mooch (Dee Bradley Baker), all of whom can communicate with humans thanks to high-tech headgear.
They are part of an FBI-sponsored elite squad of genetically engineered animals – including clever cockroaches – run by kindly scientist Ben (Zach Galifianakis) and his assistant Marcie (Kellie Garner). Unfortunately they have just one more chance to prove themselves, before their department gets shut down. This involves infiltrating the home of former weapons dealer and current home electronics mogul Leonard Saber (Bill Nighy) and obtaining a microchip – “Project Clusterstorm” – which will prove just how he plans to take over the world.
So far so Mission Impossible meets Mickey Mouse. Indeed, everything pretty much unfolds as you’d expect a predictability that is compensated by cutting edge 3D effects. Marvel as Mooch the fly actually seems to buzz right by your ear (annoying, but uncanny) or as jet powered guinea-pig balls jump out of the screen. The animals blend in seamlessly with their environment, whether in a pet shop or a villainous lair.
There are plenty of attempts to include current pop culture, which the kids are bound to enjoy – songs from Black Eyed Peas and Lady Gaga, Facebook profiles and comparisons to Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua. There are even attempts to engage adults too, with references to James Bond films and other spy classics – ie Juarez emerging “sexily” from a pond a la Dr No’s Ursula Andress.
The celebrity voices aren’t at all intrusive, but don’t really add much to the characters either. Sam Rockwell (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) sounds a whole lot like Dennis Quaid and Nicolas Cage is reusing his squeaky Peggy Sue Got Married voice. Penelope Cruz’s husky tones aren’t quite enough to amp up a guinea pig’s sex appeal – thankfully. Tracy Morgan (30 Rock) is forgettable. Jon Favreau, as non-secret-agent guinea pig Hurley manages to imbue his comic performance with some heart, while Steve Buscemi does the best job, as paranoid hamster Bucky.
Similarly, the live action co-stars are impressive, but underused. The Hangover’s breakout performer Galifianakis is rather toned down, with little of the quirky humor that so enlivened the Vegas romp. Bill Nighy (Underworld), usually an excellent villain, is barely dastardly and Arrested Development alumnus Will Arnett, playing uptight agent Kip Killian, is more two-dimensional than his animated nemesis.
Overall, G-Force is the kind of film that does exactly what it says on the tin. As a Disney film, it offers cute characters and cheesy jokes. As a Jerry Bruckheimer (Pirates of the Caribbean) production, it’s manically packed with thrills and action. Adults might feel a little bored now and then, but overall, it’s wholesome entertainment suitable for kids – and easier than a trip to the zoo. Be sure to see it in 3D.
G-Force (2009, Walt Disney Pictures, 88 minutes)
Directed by Hoyt Yeatman
Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
Written by Cormac Wibberley and Marianne Wibberley
Starring Nicolas Cage, Pen*lope Cruz, Steve Buscemi, Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan, Will Arnett, Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Jon Favreau
During the 1920s, a young man created Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, a cartoon character that quickly became a success for Universal Studios.
But when he asked the producer, Mintz, for more money, the producer insisted upon a 20 percent budget cut, reminding the young man that the studio owned the character. The young man disassociated himself from Oswald and moved on.
He was, of course, Walt Disney, and his next project was Mickey Mouse. Today, both Disney and Mickey are famous the world over, synonymous with animation and imagination.
Oswald will always be Mickey’s shadow, but for animator James Speck, he remains an inspiration.
“The irony is that [Mintz] did Disney an enormous favor. Yes, Mickey Mouse resulted from losing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, but the bigger lesson was that Disney never ever again trusted his business partners,” Speck says.
“He realized that they were all short-term thinkers, and that they underestimated his talents. Had Mintz given Disney what he wanted, Disney would have been tied to Mintz, a producer whose films are basically obscure.”
Speck has learned from Disney’s experience. Since he first became interested in animation at age 15, he has continued to hone his craft, always endeavoring to remain in creative control and own the rights to his own creations.
His projects include Hollywood films, international television productions, commercials, fine art exhibits and live motion capture performances.
Born in Michigan, but calling Arizona home, Speck first came to Jakarta in 1992, when a Montreal-based company, Softimage, sent him to ASEAN to develop their 3D software. He moved to Singapore shortly afterward, where he has remained.
There, he founded Cowboy Water Design in 1994, a company that aims to “continually push the boundaries of computer animation and exceed client expectations”.
His company’s unusual name and idiosyncratic logo (the rear view of a naked child in a large cowboy hat, peeing) were inspired by Speck’s earliest childhood memory.
“When you name something it should be really personal and it should have meaning for you,” he says. “My youngest memory was in South Bend, Indiana, four years old, in front of a mirror, going ‘Drink cowboy water’. It stuck in my head … It’s timeless, it’ll never go out of fashion. That little boy in the hat is me.”
Last Thursday, Speck was in Jakarta to present a talk on “Technology vs Creativity”, one of the highlights of the “Plaza Desain 2009: ‘Kinesis’” graphic design event organized by Bina Nusantara University, which took place from July 7 to 12.
Speck might not have found his Mickey Mouse yet, but he already has a host of creations under his belt, ranging from a perky blue-haired television host to a urinating chihuahua.
At the talk, Speck declared a new art movement, “Wanga-Manga” or “Wanga”, a fusion of Western art and Japanese manga.
Lili, a real-time virtual character that debuted in 1998, is arguably his most famous creation to date, as well his first realized example of Wanga, a figure displaying manga-style facial features and a Western-style body.
The Lili Show, on the MTV Asia Network channel, involved Lili interviewing pop stars such as Madonna, Bono and Coco Lee.
In 2000, The Lili Show won the Asian Television Award for Most Innovative Program. It remains one of the most highly rated Asian MTV shows of all time, attracting an audience of 1.2 billion at its peak. Lili, along with sidekick Bibi, appeared in Time magazine and on the CNN network and performed live at the MTV European Music awards. Both Lili and Bibi continue to represent a fashion line and appear at live music events.
“It was so far beyond what I could imagine success-wise: thousands of screaming fans in Taiwan for this character,” Speck says.
“That show opened up a lot of doors for me, but that was it. I thought, now the money’s just going to come rolling in … but then nothing… I own the rights to this character and have done a few things with it, but mainly, I’ve moved on.”
In 2004, Speck created Quu and Tee, a pair of Wanga-style characters designed to represent Animax Asia, a 24-hour Japanese anime channel.
Adding to his live motion performance work, in 2007 Speck developed five real-time virtual characters for the Woolworth’s Corporation in Australia, which over a period of five days performed live for an audience of 40,000 people at the convention center in Melbourne.
“Grown businessmen were suddenly talking and laughing and having a really good time, because of the crazy cartoon characters.”
In 2008, he created canine mascot Randy for Singaporean IPTV channel “Razor TV” (www.razor.tv). The chihuahua’s most notable feature is his frequent urination.
“Why put a cartoon dog in a live set? Why put a cartoon dog in anything?” Speck says. “Because people love to be entertained. People like talking to cartoon dogs.”
Speck introduced two Woolworth characters — a laddish household cleaner and imperious washing powder box — and Randy to the seminar attendees, demonstrating real-time lip-synching technology.
The characters are controlled by a computer keyboard, a mouse and a microphone. Their rate was between 57 and 60 frames per second, which approaches Pixar or movie quality. Speck also included secondary motion, which enhances lifelike performances.
The seminar attendees responded to the characters, performed by Speck, with laughter and smiles, a response that Speck is used to, but never gets tired of. “People behave so interestingly when they talk to a cartoon character.”
His latest project is Tra the Tiger, a ukulele-playing, Wanga-style Sumatran tiger that dances with musical durians. He hopes to collaborate with the WWF and use Tra to promote environmentalism internationally in a fun, accessible way, through television, merchandising and licensing.
“Tra the Tiger will be a spokesperson for all animals and all different types of tigers. He’ll be talking and dancing and singing, with the ukulele,” he says.
“I don’t think there’s any other tiger that plays the ukulele. I’ll be the first one.”
While his other characters have usually been voiced by professional actors, Speck plans to voice Tra himself.
“I want to make him a tiger with a real attitude, like, ‘Dude, get your hands off my skin’.”
Speck hopes that Tra will eventually be able to interview high-profile conservationists such as Jane Goodall.
He plans to target palm oil plantations and large-scale companies such as Tiger Beer and Tiger Airlines for funding, as part of their CSR (corporate social responsibility) programs.
He hopes to convey through Tra that it is not a simple case of megacorporations being the bad guys and ruining the environment, and that these are issues that should be on everyone’s conscience.
“None of us are innocent. Palm oil is used in shampoo and foods … I probably used a product today, maybe it was in my soap,” he says.
“I found that Exxon Mobil spends US$10 million a year to save the tiger.”
Inspired by his treks around jungles in Sumatra, Speck decided to focus on saving the tiger, because he observed that their presence was linked to the condition of the environment.
“If you go and try to save a bird or snake or whatever, there’s no point if there’s no tiger. If you’ve got a tiger in a forest, that [place] is in really good shape. If there’s no tiger, everything goes downhill.”
He intends to remain in Asia, which he feels currently offers far more opportunities than the US, but hopes to leave Singapore soon, possibly for Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
“Singapore may fund this project, but after that it’s going to be game over. They have their own animators now, I trained a lot of them … It’s time to wake up and do something different,” he says.
“I want long-term, I want sustainability… I hope I can retire with Tra the Tiger.”
James Speck can be contacted at cowboy@singnet.com.sg. Tra the Tiger is available to add as a friend on Facebook (search “Tra Tiger”).
Wall-E has been getting some truly outstanding press, and being touted as the best film this year… possibly the best film ever. And I usually love me a bit of Pixar, ever since being totally captivated by Toy Story. Toy Story 2 was even better (I especially liked the Barbie sequence). I wanted to snuggle that odd blue furry thing in Monsters Inc. I cried when they found Nemo, much to my little cousin’s disgust. (However, I was totally uninterested in Cars — erm, a movie about talking motors? No thanks, Herbie was bad enough). So I was rather excited about finally seeing the new Pixar film, even more so because I was going to watch it with the often elusive, occasionally flaky Amphibia, who seemed to be just as eager as I was.
While I can’t agree that this is the best film ever made, I did find Wall-E utterly charming. The beginning of the film was incredibly absorbing — Wall-E’s lonely, dusty, trash-filled world was wonderfully rendered, I think they must be the best graphics I’ve ever seen in an animated feature. The eponymous robot was immediately appealing — his camera lens ‘face’ was infinitely more expressive than the mugs on some live action stars these days. He rather reminded me of ET, but less creepy (I’ve always found the glowing finger thing quite disturbing). The developing relationship between grubby Wall-E and iPod-esque Eve (a 700 years younger model) was innocently romantic — I think I could watch those two interact with each other endlessly.
However, once the human characters entered the narrative, the film lost some of its oomph. I can understand why the shiny, rubbery Axiom spaceship environment was so different to the Earth’s desolate landscape, but after being treated to that spectacularly imperfect visual feast, the former just felt garish and like something I’d seen before (like in The Incredibles, particularly). The humans were 2-dimensional, especially compared to the sensitively realised robot protagonists, and even the robot supporting characters. Perhaps they were meant to make the audience feel uncomfortably self-reflective, but they were too bland to effect this.
In addition, the central moral of Wall-E, that our consumerism is turning us into lumpen isolates and that we must take care of our environment, is commendable but also obvious and simplistic. I really don’t think we need a film to tell us this, or that it will change anything. Then again, I am a wizened, 22year old cynic and Wall-E may well make a more profound impression on younger minds.
Obviously Wall-E could never live up to the hype, although the extremely reverent audience seemed to have bought it — I’ve never watched a film with such spellbound mass of people. There was no commentary, only delighted giggles whenever something amusing happened (which was frequent) and noticeably held breaths when something worrying happened. Wall-E seemed to transform the crowd of mainly adult Orange Wednesdayers into rapt kiddlywinks. I found their behavior almost as fascinating as the film itself.
I would definitely recommend Wall-E — it has timeless appeal and truly captivating leads. I just feel they ought to have focus more on the lovely romance between Wall-E and Eve than making obvious moral statements. For your money you’ll also get to enjoy the traditional Pixar short before the film, Presto, which was adorable, and the gorgeously hand-drawn images over the end credits, ranging from cave man scratchings to Impressionist artistry.
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Wish it were Sunday, cos that’s my funday
In miss thropist, pcp news on January 30, 2011 at 5:56 pmI’ve been having a slightly manic weekend visiting friends who’ve had to pack up and get out- some more successfully than others- in a very short space of time. Not that the talk of leaving through the window or rage induced bike-table battles haven’t been entertaining, but in a way I’m quite glad that the world has somehow reached Sunday, and that things seem to have calmed down. At least for a minute.
Which means that, all things staying sedate anyway, it’s now time for another Search Term Sunday- where we paw through people’s dirty google laundry. If you ended up on this site by searching for an odd combination of words then you’re in good company, a lot of other people did too!
majorvein frizzy
There does appear to be someone with the Photobucket username majorvein with a picture of frizzy hair, but if you were searching for frizzy vena cava then I don’t think we can help you. Mostly cos that’s super gross.
surreal disney image
What’s more surreal than Dali-esque Disney? At this point I’m pretty much bowled over by anything Disney that doesn’t involve porn anyway.
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