It’s time, once again, to delve into the mixed grab bag of what people have been tapping into google in order to end up here over the last fortnight.
Just in case you hadn’t realised: people scour the internet for some odd things. Have some Coasters to ease you into the randomness:
And now to the search terms! Read the rest of this entry »
Damn it, it’s Monday instead of Sunday again. I got NOTHING done yesterday. I blame the clocks “springing forward”… and the Muppets. Most of my Sunday was spent obsessing over Muppets.
I finally got around to watching The Muppets, which was just… joyful. It was everything good and it had so many of my favourite things!
So, instead of analysing such gems as make your cake look like forest with fairies and little faces are called pixie faces, or answering questions like is jensen ackles a redneck?, this edition of Search Term Sunday is all about the Muppets.
when it seems impossible never ever give up and help family
Pretty much the mission statement of all Muppet movies!
bridging generation gap between parents and children
Want to know how to? Watch these… or the Muppets.
himym doppelgangers
Sorry Lesbian Robin, Stripper Lily, Doctor Barney… Muppet Marshall is my new favourite doppelganger.
Welcome to the latest Search Term Sunday! Take a peek at what people have been googling to end up here in the last couple of weeks, sit back, and giggle away.
dean in supernatural cars
Supernatural‘s Dean ended up in a truly supernatural car when his brother was transformed into a Chevy Impala version of Knight Rider. Good times:
matilda the movie pancakes
How very topical, given that it was Pancake Day not long ago! Read the rest of this entry »
This Search Term Sunday comes to you from the addled mind underneath my brand spanking new haircut. I now look eerily like Nick Drake, and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want that?
Since the last track on his second album, Bryter Layter, is an instrumental piece simply titled ‘Sunday’ it’s clearly appropriate listening on the last day of the week.
I don’t understand what’s going on with this video, or why it’s claiming to have lyrics, so I suggest you just shut your eyes and listen instead.
Lay back, lounge around, and let me insist that things will get better and brighter later. Spring’s a-coming, and there’ll be sunshine and petals and frolicking bunnies all around soon. And if you need a reason to smile before that’s actually upon us, then have a gander at some search terms! Read the rest of this entry »
It’s the first day of 2012, which means it’s entirely respectable (for once) to be nursing a hangover and lounging around in bed all day.
But it is a Sunday, and the sun is quite firmly set beyond the horizon, so it might be time to shake things up a bit and get on with the first Search Term Sunday of the year. (And then to collapse back into an exhausted heap again immediately afterwards.)
example paper that describes beyonce’s character of in the film obession personality in the terms of the big five personality traits
I’ve got enough essay stress to contend with, I’m certainly not taking on anyone else’s on top of it. Plus you didn’t even explain which film you were talking about.
Denied!
The outside world looks rubbish these days. The skies are grey, everything’s blowing around in the wind, and there’s not even any snow to make up for it. Pah.
This is definitely the time of year for insisting on staying in. You can avoid the long night/short day problem if you ignore it hard enough, and mulled wine can’t get you into quite as much trouble if you never leave the house.
So get comfy and snuggly inside! Draw the curtains against the evils of the external! Make yourself all nice and warm by lighting a fire or applying several glasses of wine!
And, of course, entertain yourself with this latest batch of search terms. Hopefully giggling at them will ensure that you don’t feel the winter gloom at all:
I understand why someone might be scared to take a peek at the search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen. Quite frankly they can get freaky.
But there’s no need to worry, even though it’s an ostensibly spooky time of year right now. I promise to guide you through this Search Term Sunday safely. There might be shocks and scares along the way, but you’ll come out safely (if somewhat curious about some really weird stuff) on the other side.
how tall is christina hendricks
Seriously, her height is the measurement you’re interested in?
…but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.
With those Rolling Stones lyrics in mind (and really, who wouldn’t want to take Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’ words seriously?) I’ve decided to use the Search Term Sunday this week to dispense some helpful advice.
Depraved googlers might not have realised that they were participating in a Dear Abby-esque scenario, but the searches people perform in order to end up here are as weird, if not more so, than ever. And I’m not just talking about the appalling spelling.
My first suggestion would be that you eat an apple a day, and try not to end up looking like these guys. Read the rest of this entry »
As you may be aware Pop Culture Playpen has been taken over by Emmas.
There is a theme to this week’s Search Term Sunday, see if you can guess what it is. The title might give a you clue… Happy GAY Sunday!
No gays were hurt in the making of this article, and this really wasn’t hard to do as most of the terms people searched for involved either something gay or pornographic. (We count naked Jensen Ackles as fitting into both these categories.)
And dragons. No gay dragons as yet though. Disappointing. Upsetting. I demand to pet a gay dragon right NOW.
Where has the summer gone?
I’m finding it hard to accept it is over, but the calendar and slyly shortening days say otherwise. Not to mention that today is one of the rainiest days I have ever seen in the UK! Guess the gods are also mourning the death of a season.
Never mind, autumn is awesome. You get to layer up in cardis, coats, scarves, hats and boots, without the cold completing biting your nose off. And no matter what the weather and season, there will always be Search Term Sunday, that time of the week where we mull over the latest freaky search terms to grace our stats…
misty asshole
Asshole’s a bit strong. Annoying maybe, but come on, the girl was trying her best to repress her epic love for Ash!
There’s some rather unorthodox means of getting to Pop Culture Playpen (and I ain’t talking about railways and caravans and carpet rides).
I don’t always understand the odd things people search for to end up at this website, but I always enjoy looking through them.
Come on a whirlwind tour of this week’s with me, cos you obviously already got here. Somehow.
buffy porn
This does not star Phoebe Buffay, no matter what you might hear to the contrary. Read the rest of this entry »
Tis a lazy Sunday afternoon and as is my duty every two weeks (unless I can palm it off onto a Playmate underling), I am wracking up worrying browsing history in an attempt to understand and mock those who discover PCP via dubious and often inappropriate search terms. There’s a particularly sexy/lewd vibe this week.
I would also quite fancy some Afternoon Delight if anyone feels like making me some?
dick print penis
By Keith Haring: Dick print in chalk.
christina hendricks niples and christina hendricks nsfw
Would Christina Hendricks boobs/cleavage do? Because it’ll have to.
♪ if you live with me, I’ll die for you, and that’s a compromise ♪
Eh, I’ve just about had enough of serious questions, and the resultant discussions, this week. So let’s bring on the levity instead!
Round here that means that it’s time for another Search Term Sunday- looking at, and mocking, the things people have googled that brought them here this week.
promiscuous harlot
As part of my Apocalypse Book challenge, I’ve been trying to finish the books I’ve somehow left half-unread. (Or more like 99% unread.) Obviously, there’s sometimes a damned good reason some books are harder to finish than others, and the sneakily slim Heart of Darkness is a doozy. I’ve actually finished it, but felt very disconnected and confused, so need to read it again before I can write about it.
I guess you’re wondering how this links to Search Term Sunday… well, while I don’t “get” Heart of Darkness just yet, its most iconic phrase — “The horror! The horror” sprang to mind as I perused our search term stats. What is wrong with you people?!
cybill shepherd hot
Hell yea she is. But a little scary at times. She also counts as a grandma in high heels - I’m not sure she actually has grandchildren, but she’s never afraid to play one!
Well alright, that titular Buffy quote was from a vampire called Sunday (pictured above) and not- at least as far as I know- an anthropomorphic version of the last day of the week. But when you think about it, it’s kind of true. Sundays practically do kill you sometimes.
You’re liable to be horribly hungover and terribly tired from your weekend activities- whether they’ve been wholesome or debauched. Or, if you- like quite a few of the PCP crew- spent your Saturday night entertaining a baby while necking booze, a bit of both.
So you’re all tuckered out- and you don’t even get to really relax because another week is just around the corner demanding your attention and energy. Sundays are hard.
However they’re also they day of search term sifting- I’ll be perusing the things people have googled to end up on PCP. And possibly flailing around in confusion.
pics of dean winchester with a little girl
That sounds borderline inappropriate, but the show does feature a lot of creepy kids- many of which like attacking poor Dean: Read the rest of this entry »
Welcome to another Search Term Su… Monday! I’d tell you the real reason(s) behind this latest bout of lateness, but you would be moved or bored to tears. So let’s just say the dog ate my search terms.
Last week Miss Thropist reverted to type and tried to reclaim the smut, after my attempt at giving PCP a little light and love. While I have had to concede a dirty defeat, I still feel like trying something new. This week I’d like you to cock an eyebrow at our greatest hits of the past seven days – the top ten search terms that have directed people to our site.
dragon
The biggest draw to our humble online abode. People have a surprisingly innocent searching attitude to them, which is heartening!
See also: dragon pictures, maltcassion, spirited aweay dragons, haku spirited away
Last week Miss Penn sweetly tried to remove the smut, and create a family friendly Search Term Sunday.
Well, let’s have no more of that! I say let’s shun the smut-less, and instead fully embrace the strangeness (and often inappropriate sexual nature) of the search terms that led people here this week.
gay corner time
Confession time. It’s the wee hours of Monday morning, I have an early start and I am already waay behind with everything, least of all Search Term Sunday!
Mostly because of good things though. Half of my immediate family arrived from far and away on Saturday, which meant lots of hugging and spoiling with non-far-and-away cuisine. (My little sister is marveling over cheese that doesn’t taste like yak.) This past week has been a game of catch up, as I’ve recently returned from the US of A, where I watched my oldest friend get married and then spent a week getting to see New York through the eyes of a little girl. Much of today has been consumed by hanging with aforementioned family members and doing battle with Facebook so all the wedding guests can enjoy the memories before the glow wears off.
So I’ve decided to make this STS short and sweet, emphasis on the sweet. I was wondering how to best prune this week’s choice smut, and then realised cutting out the smut would be the fastest way to streamline. As well as maintain my wholesome marriage-and-baby-carriages outlook for a little bit longer, with the added bonus of demonstrating that people sometimes have totally innocent Google-routes to PCP. I hope you won’t be too disappointed!
This week’s Search Term Sunday is brought to you by me, Miss Day, and what a pervy and some what animal themed mixture it is this week.
Hopefully you all made the most of this beautiful summer’s day and didn’t sit round googling filth, like this lot below…
furry porn / furry porn video / gay furry porn
What is this filth?
frogs kissing
Not as easy as you might think…but at least you might turn into a princess afterwards.
It’s time for another Search Term Sunday, and this week I’ve wrested back control from Ms Elaine E. Ouse who likes to tell you lies about my birthday.
(Or maybe she’s just not available to bully into doing it for me. Whatever.)
Anyway, it’s certainly time to investigate the strangeness of the search terms which led people to the site this week:
supernatural jensen no clothes, jensen ackles naked, jensen ackles, jensen ackles naked gay, naked jensen ackles, jason ackles nude, jensen ackles nudo, jensen ackles full nude, jensen ackles+naked and jensen ackles but naked
With persistence like that, you deserve some topless Ackles at the very least: Read the rest of this entry »
It has been raining like nobody’s business around here, and I have been reduced to a coughing, sniveling mess, devouring Parks & Recreation and Berocca by the bucketload. Fortunately, mocking those who have somehow found their way to PCP by dubious means – aka freaky search terms – is going a long way to brightening my rainy day.
natalie portman scarlett johansson kiss
Hello hot stuffs. These Boleyn girls take sisterhood very seriously. And just a bit incestuously.
kiss lesbian hot puu
Hello dear PCP fans!
HAPPY SUNDAY! I am Ms Elaine E. Ouse- Miss Thropist’s little sister- and I am writing my very first Search Term Sunday in celebration of Miss Thropist’s birthday! As it’s her birthday I am giving her the day off. That’s just the kind of great little sister I am.
Oh, I can’t lie to you. It’s not really her birthday. The Queen gets two birthdays, right? Is that true? My sister would know. Anyhow, my my you search for shocking things. What is wrong with you people? I love you anyway, you awful humans (no judgement). Ok, let’s go…
homer eat
Also works for the person who searched for National Doughnut Week 2011, which the pop culture queens celebrated by writing really difficult quizzes.
Then again, it’s not a particularly manic Monday, being yet another Bank Holiday and all. But yesterday was rather hectic, as I went to the Ffourth Fforde Fiesta to interview the ffantastic Jasper Fforde and observe all manner of absurd activities. So that’s my excuse for being late with this Search Term Sunday – the very special time of the week where we highlight the humorous and often inappropriate ways people stumble upon PCP. And I do wish it was Sunday, because then I’d be at the Fiesta all over again!
stereotypical portrayal of an english gentleman
Hugh Grant in all his films ever. Usually of the bumbling, floppy-haired variety, as above, but also sometimes of the caddish type, as in Bridget Jones.
The random things that people have typed into google to find this site have been wafting along all week, and amusing the hell out of us. Join me in the eye of the storm as I examine- and mock- this lot.
jensen ackles cowboy, sexy jensen ackles and dean supernatural cowboy
Our mascot cowboy Jensen can take care of those:
But sadly not jensen ackles naked, naked jensen ackles, nude jensen ackles, jensen ackles and jared padalecki naked, jensen ackles porn, jensen ackles gay porn, jensen ackles fotos pornos or jensen ackles nude. Read the rest of this entry »
You lot are very, very naughty. Judging by this week’s scandalous search terms, anyway. Fortunately, I’m in the mood for a little Sunday spice, so on this occasion, I’ll be turning the other cheek – instead of smacking YOUR cheeks – and indulging you dirty Googlers. Well, more or less.
But next time… you might just be in for a spanking.
sapanking fetish
Don’t tempt me. And learn to spell.
Sundays always seem to come too soon, and with them the sad knowledge that the weekend has to end. Nonetheless they can still be a day of fun, and of pouring over the search terms that lead people here of course.
jared leto dawson’s creek foto
This I cannot provide, because he was never in Dawson’s Creek.
eliza dushku lesbian
There was rather a lot of lesbian subtext in season three of Buffy…
Passion seems to be in the air. At least for William and Kate, and for those stumbling upon our humble blog via dubious search terms, looking for everything from wedding dresses and small screen studs to twincest and pornography of children’s cartoons.
Perhaps it’s Royal Wedding Fever. Maybe it’s the titillating displays of sunburned flesh and unpedicured toes that herald the British summer.
While I may not be caught up in all this twitterpation, royal or otherwise, I do have a way of showing my own special kind of Sunday love for you, dear readers. It might be more akin to pulling your hair in the playground than serving up a candlelit dinner… but trust me, it’s all meant affectionately.
queen elizabeth wedding concept
Happy Easter Sunday y’all!
I must admit that Easter celebrations have never really made all that sense to me, but if you’re into pretending that rabbits lay eggs and enjoy hunting for melted chocolates in apparently unlikely places then I hope you have an enjoyable time doing so.
The stuff that I’ve been searching for- silly search terms- are far easier to find. It’s much like looking for hay in a haystack, as soon as you take a look at the searches people have performed in order to bring them to this site you’re sucked into a wildly weird world.
Let’s give it a whirl:
jensen ackles cowboy
Have you seen the ‘Frontierland’ episode of Supernatural yet? You neeeeeed to, it’s chock full of our mascot, Cowboy Jensen, and comes complete with plenty of cowboy Jared:
The search terms that lead people to PCP typically make me snigger or roll my eyes, because they’re so bizarre. Sometimes they make me smile, because they remind me of something pleasant, like a classic episode of a favourite TV show. But lately, I’ve noticed they’ve also been serving as little lessons, opening my eyes and mind to things I’d never have imagined otherwise and teaching me obscure phrases in foreign languages.
So this Sunday, here’s a chance to get schooled, along with the usual dirty laughs.
got pop culture
That we do. You’ve come to the right place.
We really are getting on for summer, the sun is genuinely shining and the weather is sweet.
It’s nice to be able to enjoy the weekend out on the grass, rather than being holed up inside piling on the layers just to feel like you’re not turning into a person-shaped icicle.
I hope that you’ve all been having hot fun in the sun, but when you eventually make your way back inside (the evenings aren’t yet quite as warm as I’d like them to be, let me tell you) there’ll still be a Search Term Sunday for your perusal each week.
Join us as we try to puzzle out what exactly it is that people are looking for when they end up here- and whether the weirdest googling can be blamed on sunstroke or daytime drinking.
It’s been one of those weeks. I want the new week to begin, and yet there is still much to do before I can put the old one properly behind me. Still, I’m sure it’s still Sunday somewhere in the world… let’s take a look the best, worst and so-bad -they’re-amazing search terms that led people to PCP this week. And then I’m going to pass out.
sexy baby doll
Baby dolls aren’t meant to be sexy, sicko. Unless you mean Emily Browning’s starring role in Sucker Punch…
Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Sunday all! Hope you’re enjoying yours.
As far as I’m concerned, Sundays are usually for relaxation and recovery. It’s also a good day to check in with your friends- preferably in person with piles of greasy food and lots of liquid.
Sundays are the perfect day for everyone to share their stories of debauchery from the latest week (or, more likely, the weekend) and to swear that they’re never making the same mistakes again.
But if they didn’t, then we’d have nothing to talk about the next Sunday. So mostly the quitters quit quitting, and life goes on with its circular motions.
Since it’s Sunday, it’s time to go through the sinful and strange search terms of the week.
I’d ask everyone to promise to bookmark some stuff instead of abusing google in this fashion, but where would the fun be next weekend if that happened?
Why am I always hungover when it’s my turn to do the Search Term Sunday? Life is wildly unfair. Despite that, or perhaps because of it, it’s time again to air people’s dirty google laundry in public.
The search terms that lead people to Pop Culture Playpen are often wacky, wonderful, wild- and perplexing. But however you got here, sit back and enjoy us discussing this week’s batch.
perfect jawlines
Comes complete with ridiculous cheekbones:
how to distract yourself from porn
Well you could let Ms Elaine E. Ouse dictate your Lent- she suggests giving up misogyny, and part of that is a pledge to set aside Disney porn. Or you could do like Miss Penn and read a load of books, that’s pretty distract-y.
YAWN. It’s been a busy few days, what with World Book Day, Benedict Cumberbatch stalking and all (it’ll all make sense eventually, stay tuned).
So I’m a little late – but better than never – with our weekly examination/enabling of the ways people find PCP. Not that we’re not totally grateful! Do come back, all of you. One day we might actually have what you’re searching for.
dark magician girl porn
Apparently Dark Magician is a sexy monster from the Japanese manga Yu-Gi-Oh…
Scary…
I’ve just returned from a weekend in Brighton and should be shattered, but Ms Elaine E. Ouse’s girlfriend has kept me alive by pumping out pop punk and hip hop on the drive back, so I’m hyper enough for another Search Term Sunday!
It’s time to nose around and look at what search terms have led people to Pop Culture Playpen this week… And then to mock them.
misfits nathan in suit
He’s more commonly seen in an orange jumpsuit but here ya go:
When we first decided to do Search Term Sunday, it was because we just had to share with the world the weird and wonderful ways people were stumbling upon our humble blog – i.e. the strange search terms that somehow led to PCP.
But the search terms are becoming exponentially more bizarre. We are hurtling into a vortex of weird at a rapidly increasing velocity. Our minds will continue to be opened in new and depraved ways, as Internet rule #34 gets stretched to its outer limits and we gain further chilling insight into those that Google.
There’s only one thing to do: Jump in headfirst!
sleping beauti cinderela the litle marmelade
Sure, according to Lionel Richie, it’s Sunday mornings that are easy. But it’s been awhile since I saw one of those, unless you count super late Saturday nights. Not that I’d have it any other way. Yaaawn.
Today we’ve got the perfect visual accompaniments to Sunday brunch, whatever time you manage to have it, from rapey killer robots to accidental Disney porn (as opposed to the deliberate porn we’re usually asked for). Without further ado, let’s get on with yet another Search Term Sunday!
evil lady with pet alligator movie
Ah, you must mean The Rescuers. Madame Medusa had TWO pet alligators, Brutus and Nero.
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